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Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 2h

I worked with one of those (Eliot?) when Andrea (Jamaican) would yell for him it sounded almost exactly like she was saying “idiot.”

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13h

I’m on a flight next to a guy who is listening to Seinfeld with no headphones and all I hear is the laughtrack and the worst bass noises of all time every 15 seconds and all I can think about is this.

Pftompkins.bsky.social: The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion

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Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 12h

How would I rate us? Tops. I’d say we’re tops.

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Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 13h

We, both of us, however, were among the best.

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Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 13h

I did this one at some point and was pleased to find that I was not the first .

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Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 14h

Let’s get out there and round up em dogies* today! *get steps in

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Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 14h

Recently I have engaged in various e-commerce engagements totalling about $500. All have failed for various reasons. It has taken a while and a lot of fretting on my part, but I am pleased to announce that all refunds have been received. Hang in there people.

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Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I used to pretend I was a hay baler when I was eating it.

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Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I feel like Jos. A. Bank is still considerably out of my range.

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Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I saw Jack Kemp. (Even dumber)

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Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I was demonstrating something to my kids that required me crawling around in the ground. They got mad because I am too old to be doing that.

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Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I felt a little proud of that one

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Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Everyone’s like “Johnny Sack?? Sack isn’t an Italian name! The Sopranos is a farce!” Well guess what losers, it was his *nickname*!!!

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Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Beachkill Freeshimi Jimmy Buffet’s Buffet Chumscore Boston Bonus

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Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Help me find a Scott Dolan retirement home gallery

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Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Watching a Ween video of She Wanted to Leave and all the Ween Fans in the comments saying stuff like “so brown it’s yellow” is so sweet it makes me want to cry .

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Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Godzilla moving under the water. I never even saw him. Hell no. (I was nine.)

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

one like on a dog picture is worth 10 likes on a cat picture because of the brain parasite thing. this is literally true

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Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Sometimes I want to climb to the top of a tree and bite onto it as hard as I can, and stay there until I die, and a thing grows out my head. For my cats.

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Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

These people always complain when I make the gratin dauphinois. But then they eat the whole thing, smh.

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Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Going through an old hard drive and found this money-making T-shirt idea. I do not remember doing it, but I’m sure that I was extremely proud of myself.

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Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Hidey, Spider, Fox, Black. (Famous Holes)

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Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I have been watching Reels all morning and I have learned a lot. For example, you do not want to mess with Jake Gyllenhall, James Spader, Denzel Washington or the Jack Reacher guy.

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Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026