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ScotsCynicalNerd83

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Scottish gamer and sci-fi/fantasy nerd since I could pick up a controller. Mostly into retro PS1/PS2 games though I'm getting into PC/Switch games too. Not a fan of multiplayer. @laurabale83@threads.net scottishcynicalnerd83.wordpress.com

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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 16h
Honestly? The posts from the other inhabitants make me laugh. Given that there's little to laugh at these days
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Condolences to you both
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This and Die Hard are my Christmas movies. There are no others youtu.be/lFa4qhpGokw?...
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Katharine Hepburn as Eleanor of Aquitaine - "The Lion in Winter"
YouTube video by Veronique Laurent
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You just noticed this now?
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A must watch classic... but isn't it a bit early in the year for a Christmas movie?
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Aye... only because there little entertainment these days
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What's happened now that could make that even a remote possibility?
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tis now the very witching time of night, when churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out contagion to this world, now could I drink hot blood, and do such bitter business as the day would quake to look on Her: Sprinkles with that? Me: Yes, please Her: There you go love Me. [leaves Starbucks]
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ohhh FFS... First Dolly and now Tim? Sod this year
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Lucifer Morningstar
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I remember my Nana and her sisters constantly doing that, especially when the snooker was on for some reason 🤔
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Currently...? Queen David Bowie Ozzy Osbourne
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It's not that bad! Highlander II is much worse! Look, we're sorry about Braveheart but that was made by an mad American who didn't have a clue about actual history
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Oi! Scotland is NOT worse than Highlander II!
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Aww that wee face
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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"Bluesky is dying" bro you're talking about a website full of 38 year olds who have fringe political beliefs and listen to black metal bands with >1000 listeners on spotify, nobody here cares about popularity
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
As do gophers...
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I die laughing 😂
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Here now... Rameses the Great looks in much better shape than the Tangoman
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Wolf Hall: Thomas Cromwell with a Kitten
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Sorry for your loss
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Attack Womble of Death. Every time
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Tottenham managers?
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
To be fair, @aethelclaw.bsky.social's soldiers can get pretty big... Any good deals on spears? @rodfeathers.bsky.social
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
My youngest is on a break from his Horde and I'm running out of ideas to keep him entertained... What's the Fyrd's policy on pillaging?
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
And I just got that song OUT of my head... *sigh*
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
That time of year again? I was wondering why my youngest was running around screaming
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Dare you to say that to my gran. I could use the entertainment
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Alan Shearer and the French are a must... but why Selkirk?
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Well, there goes my appetite 🤢🤮
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Yes, Benedict Cumberbatch might get your non-binary bits in a flutter. But there is, and always will be, only one, definitive Holmes.
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
So... not Highlander this week?
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I am so getting drunk on the day he finally shuffles off this mortal coil. Just like I did when Thatcher went.
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Is Bournemouth that bad? All I got was a furry shield and shot at. Still got more arrows so there's that. Truth is, I was really bored
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Agreed with regards to Penicuik, James Blunt, Manifest Destiny and Jamiroquai. Also, should I see if and when the Duty Torturer can fit me in? I raided Sutton Hoo... again...
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Dave Andress @davidandress.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
O.M.F.G. This madness has to stop. Putting Manchester in South Yorkshire could get someone killed.
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Looks like Dwarf bread...
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Met Andrew Robinson back in 2009. Really nice guy
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
86 years ago Charlie Chaplin said this. We are actually even further from it now than we were then.
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
🤣🤣🤣 Even the dog is laughing! 🤣🤣🤣
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
The ones with Alec Guinness?
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAH
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Agreed with regards to the Dutch
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
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ScotsCynicalNerd83 @scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Could he hurry up and get it over with?
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