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@scootmaluke.bsky.social
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Love going places but NEVER on a cruise ship. Burgers over steaks. Gin Martinis and Riojas, but never before noon. THAT would be a Bloody Mary.

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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 26m
"Let us eat." -- American Electorate
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 1h
Just wanted to remind everyone how a reflecting pool is supposed to look, rather than when an imbecile gives a moron a contract. Leipzig Opera House, October 3rd, Flying Dutchman. #photography
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 7h
Weapons used in a crime are always confiscated, right?
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 7h
So, happy Monday y'all.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 7h
Finding this was a great way to start my day! Our proud parents faces made me laugh.
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🍂k a r e n🍂 @andthenisleep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 20h
And thanks for your post. Brought back great memories. It's too late here, but tomorrow I'm gonna dig up that photo of Bam Bam and the bishop. 😁
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 20h
It didn't retain them forever. They dumped celibacy requirements for clergy immediately. There have been major breaks over open communion rites and meaning, ordination of women, gay bishops, gay marriage, and it's ongoing. St. John the Divine always remained on the inclusive aspects of Christianity.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 21h
I was in Africa to look, not to kill. Stopped at a river. I snuck off to pee. Came back, guide was apoplectic. Got back in the Land Rover. Same distance I went to pee but in the other direction was this guy.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 21h
YAY!!!!!!!!! Sometimes the innocents win against the assholes. And I don't feel for his family. They could have told him to stop being an asshole.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 21h
It's what they said about Covid in the beginning.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 22h
But we won't. We're paralyzed from the brain down.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 22h
St. John the Divine is Episcopal, not Catholic either. 🙂
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 22h
Was a member here and there every year of the 8 I lived in Manhattan. My dog Bam Bam was blessed by the bishop himself but I'm too lazy to dig up the picture.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 23h
My gaydar is pretty accurate. In those days one only said to themselves and no one else "looks like a duck, quacks like a duck." But no one wanted to know for sure. And if one brought it up they might cast suspicion on themselves, God forbid. So everyone just clapped their asses off for Liberace.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My husband and I agree - we would both leave each other for this guy. But only if asked.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"I'm a very high IQ person." Donald Trump #ohio
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Passed up another chance on October 7, 2016 - "You can do anything you want...grab 'em by the pussy." My God, how the electoral college screwed the American people. My GOD.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't believe I had to read so far down in the comments until I got to this. I wanted to say if he didn't sleep with her, he certainly gave her head. 🥸
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Women on base, you better be careful. Port calls, women in Asia, you better be careful. Because these guys are going to be wild animals and you better watch out." -- Jesse Watters, Fox News
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U.S. Marine arrested in Japan, accused of killing Japanese woman in Okinawa
U.S. authorities in Japan acknowledged that a U.S. service member was in police custody and pledged to fully cooperate with the investigation.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Obviously the high T type Hegseth is recruiting.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can no more give Israel a pass with Netanyahu at the helm than to my own country with Trump at the helm. There is something so utterly sinister about the Trump/Kushner/Netanyahu/Russia axis (btw a much more virulent axis, George W.), and now our president is saying Kim Jong Un is a friend. Oy vey.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One more quick observation, AI is not being very accurate with this meme. The adults in Charlie Brown only said "wah wah wah wah wah." And with that, Charles Schulz was spot on. 😁
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can see you'd be my absolute favorite aunt to argue with at Thanksgiving. But I won't say much, just that I'm afraid AI is making all of our time on the internet very limited. And you can remove the 'on the internet' from that prediction. 😳
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Got my ballot! Does anyone know if one can ink the Democrats and use stick pins on the Repugs? Asking for a...OK, for myself. 🙄
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Back to my point about witches...
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tragically true. Because witches were herbalists - their science only seemed like magic to men and arsonists, if you'll excuse the redundancy.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sorry to hear that, but hang on!! He's literally making me sick too. He's literally making everyone with a bit of decency sick.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I agree. Gotta be beer. But after a nice thick pb&j, a glass of ice cold, full fat cow's milk is, no pun intended, the cat's meow.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A group of interfaith leaders in California is marching 96 miles from an ICE processing center in the Mojave Desert to Downtown L.A. to protest ICE and demand a shutdown of "all detention centers."
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Then Dems need to get busy right away dismantling everything Trump. Especially the big greedy bill and the ballroom.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Given what we've managed to this point it ain't lookin' promising.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My dogs always liked to get stoned and play music.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Might be difficult for him to speak with his mouth full of, dare I say it, testosterone.
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Harry 🥥🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇮🇪 @iharry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Elon has announced his first priority is implementing the new salute which will be used throughout the military
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When they address her as "Madam" Chair, they're not kidding.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I would change the "they are setting up boys" to past tense so it explains where we are right now, and have been for a long while.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Right?? They needed to say DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. 😁
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had to.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#cornellrapists
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Who's he kidding? YOU da Rock!
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Joni the Goat. Amen.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A F'N MEN!!!!!
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
OK, it was a trick question. The answer was All of them. 😁 But your answer kind of astounded me since I lifted the description of J. Willington Wimpy, Popeye's friend who always said "I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Although intelligent and educated, he is a lazy coward, a miser, and a glutton. He is a scam artist, and frequently bereft of either cash or lodging (due to both his lethargy and voracious appetite), but frequently feigns high social status. He mooches meals. Which Republican senator is this?
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm sorry, I did let them film me at breakfast, but I did NOT agree for it to be posted on Bluesky. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a plate of pancakes and bacon awaiting me, which I will consume in private, thank you.
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