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scootmaluke.bsky.social

@scootmaluke.bsky.social
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Love going places but NEVER on a cruise ship. Burgers over steaks. Gin Martinis and Riojas, but never before noon. THAT would be a Bloody Mary.

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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 7h
The Altiplano in Bolivia, one of the absolute best days of my and my camera's life following the absolutely worst night of our lives. -5°F, very little oxygen, no heat, no electricity. Every time I dozed off and my breathing shallowed my body reacted to asphyxiation. This is my husband that morning.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 9h
#BirdOfTheDay #Waders #photography
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 20h
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My entry for the most revolting pic of the day contest!!
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey! Remember the '70's? Yeah, me neither.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bug's bad crush #humpdayhounds #dogs
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is REAL PHOTOGRAPHY only to emphasize how fucking tragic it is that I need to specify that. Photo taken by Diego Perez in Cusco, Peru. Whoever said being green ain't sexy?? #photography
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#Diesel
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just wanted to remind everyone how a reflecting pool is supposed to look, rather than when an imbecile gives a moron a contract. Leipzig Opera House, October 3rd, Flying Dutchman. #photography
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So, happy Monday y'all.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Finding this was a great way to start my day! Our proud parents faces made me laugh.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was in Africa to look, not to kill. Stopped at a river. I snuck off to pee. Came back, guide was apoplectic. Got back in the Land Rover. Same distance I went to pee but in the other direction was this guy.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YAY!!!!!!!!! Sometimes the innocents win against the assholes. And I don't feel for his family. They could have told him to stop being an asshole.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"I'm a very high IQ person." Donald Trump #ohio
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My dogs always liked to get stoned and play music.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had to.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#cornellrapists
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No comment. Really not. Speechless. Really am.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's October. The mayhem and cannibalism has begun. #photography #autumn #October
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Too late. The pillaging has begun!!
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Felt like I needed to back my story up so I dug this up. This was the two room log cabin, and that's me and my grandma Ada's baby boy, my uncle Thurman, in 2011.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is exactly why Obama was right - we need to let women take over for awhile.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What a couple of cuties! Sorry you had to go through your loss 3 times!! In 2018 I lost these two boys - father and son - within 3 weeks of each other. I still can't bring myself to get another one because it really wrecked me.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You're right about that. This is Stinker. He owns a dozen briefs. I go commando.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My granddog Willy, on the way to the Vet after biting a wasp.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
OK, wait, one more...
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Or this one?
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hung my hammock and redid the walkway. Pure Zen.🧘‍♂️
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In the last 10 years I've had two different neighbor's tigers move in, Stinker and Noda, to the point where the neighbors gave up and said fine, you keep him. I didn't feed them or entice them other than to speak with them like they were reasonably intelligent. The neighbors moved, the cats stayed.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
People let me tell you 'bout my best friend he's a warm-hearted kitty who'll love me 'til the end. #Caturday
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ever since the housework was finished she's been sitting in front of the telly and snacking.
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scootmaluke.bsky.social @scootmaluke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Another optional side - biscuits and sausage gravy. Keep your phone close in case you need an ambulance. Worth it? It may be - but much safer in your 20's and 30's.
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