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Old Man Josh (he/him)

@scootermonkey.bsky.social
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If I don't know you I'm probably going to block you. I like liberal politics, board games, D&D, scooters, ska, St. Louis City, and delicious food. I'm mainly here to follow friends I already know. I have no time for bigots of any stripe.

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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I have the coolest parents.
My Dad (84 next month) and my Mom (79 next week) out there protesting Trump every Saturday
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Saw this again earlier today
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
You and your favorite album, game and movie. as with all favorites these were chosen based on current memory and mood and are subject to change
MeDead Kennedys - Bedtime for DemocracyTerraforming Mars Big BoxCharade with Cary Grant and Audrey Hepburn
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Superman warning kids that racism and bigotry are un-American
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Share 4 of your favorite books. Three are "favorites right now based on my mood and memory" and are likely to change if asked again. Catch 22 - Joseph Heller. My absolute favorite. Going Postal - Terry Pratchett To Say Nothing of the Dog - Connie Willis Mother Night - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Shared for no particular reason this morning.
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
She was buried with full military honors, and she petitioned Congress to get a military pension in her own name. I'm pretty sure she was proud of her service. I will respectfully continue to post variations of this theme because who we choose to honor shapes what kind of nation we build
Harriet Tubman's funeral, 1913, American flag bunting in the rear.  Tubman was buried with full military honors befitting her service during the Civil War.
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Counterpoint: not *every* movie
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Apparently a tornado touched down today on Delmar somewhere in the CWE and you could see it from the arch
Rain-wtapped tornado as seen from the Gateway Arch in S. Louis
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
The cubes are only dragonkin, not true dragons
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
You didn't say they had to be good memories
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Snapdragon Chili Crunch Ramen is really good. It's a mild/medium heat
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Thanks, Gmail. You've been a big help.
Screenshot from Gmail "Your Domino's delivery is expected today"
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
That's my Dad (standing) in 1964 pretending to work the pretend reactor panel on the USS Enterprise. They didn't want a picture leaked of the actual control panel, so his group posed in front of an electrician's panel. When I showed it to my Mother she got a dreamy smile. I think she likes him.
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Doesn't everyone have googly-eyes on their blood-oxygen meter?
Googly eves on a blood-oxygen meter
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Fun fact (if I am remembering it right): In the Million Man March of 1995, police made the decision to wear regular uniforms instead of helmets and body armor for crowd control. They felt heavily armed cops would be seen as "antagonistic" and might create problems instead of preventing them
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I picture them as a Ferengi but I also like your answer
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
The power of suggestion made the first Dracula-adjacent name pop into my mind: 1972's Blacula. Sorry/not sorry.
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Prank Idea: tell customers that their outstanding balance is... one million dollars
Doctor Evil
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
This is wild. My friend over at @blackoakworkshop.bsky.social went old-school on this one. It reminds me of my first dice from the Basic set in the red box in the late 70s. Only I bet these are better quality
Advanced Dice and Crayon, a set of un-inked dice sold with a crayon the way the original dice were made
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying "As you wish", what he meant was, "I love you, lmao."
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Since the Civil War ended, no third party has ever won the US Presidency or a significant bloc in either the House or Senate. Third parties siphon votes from one party allowing the other to win with less of a plurality and freeing them to cater to their base instead of swinging to the center.
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Do you have a walker?
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I'm going to lose whatever street cred I had with this. I mean, I had none but now I'm going into negative numbers. But I bought this from Goodwill. It was the first album I ever bought with my own money
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I know you'd probably say Our Flag Means Death, but my favorite Taika project by miles is Reservation Dogs. Available on Hulu, Disney+, and your favorite servers in the Netherlands.
The kids from Reservation Dogs in suits
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I boycott the NYT already in for sane-washing Trump so I didn't see they decided to edit their own story from "trans man" to "person".
NYT changes headline relabeling the trans victim as "person" instead of "trans man"
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
It is as also a live-action BBC mini-series and the only thing wrong with it was the golem didn't look right.
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I mostly comment with my own words but sometimes there is a meme that just sums it up perfectly, like the shaudenfreude of the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I got one already but thanks
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
<sigh> It was me all along. Sorry. I'm not very good at this.
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Sharing to graphic instead of the source because fuck the NYT.
Charts showing strong GDP in the last 33 years but falling rankings in life expectancy, depression, and trust in government
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Stolen from markie_farkie over on Fark.
Map showing Mar-a-Lago with the Pacific Ocean renamed "Océano de Pendejo" in honor of Trump
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
show me 4 pictures in your phone that have your energy but aren't selfies:
Dice Goblin pinParental advisory warningSlice of pumpkin pie recipe in a tub of cool whipRed hat Fisher Price Play Family kid is a dick
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Trump orders NASA to once again hide Hidden Figures; says they should have stayed hidden.
Movie poster for Hidden Figures
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
@repwesleybellmo.bsky.social Do something already. At least say something. Shit, I'd almost settle for a lame repost at this point. It's not like Democracy or lives are at stake or anything.
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
His Dad was a French General, too.
Thomas-Alexandre Dumas, French general of African d scent, father of Alexander Dumas
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
post 4 of your fav Black fictional characters: Detective Virgil Tibbs from In The Heat of the Night Zoe Washburne from Firefly Alec Hardison from Leverage Captain America from the MCU
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Instead of busty anime thirst traps go for something busty yet Romantic?
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
To combat egg prices I am temporarily switching from chicken eggs to jelly bird eggs.
Packages of Brach's candy Jelly Bird Eggs, a type of jelly bean
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
My counter argument:
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
But Marzipan is supposed to look like tiny versions of other food so it looks like you are eating your child's toys
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Not directed at you, of course, but justice comes first. Peace without justice is still oppression.
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Ranked choice voting is exactly that: ranked. If your #1 choice gets too few votes your vote automatically switches to #2, and then to #3 until you finally get a winner. In Approval voting you vote for everyone you can't stand and whoever gets the most votes wins.
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Old Man Josh (he/him) @scootermonkey.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
What were for albums that dropped when you were in high school that defined your music taste forever? Scott got me into the Beastie Boys. Tim got me into The Toasters. Boomer got me into the Dead Milkmen. And the stacks at Euclid Records got me into the Dead Kennedys. God bless Euclid Records.
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