Naut🚀 @scoopstronaut.bsky.social · 22/02/2025*pulls out cooler full of ice* hope you got both kidneys😏 100 0
Naut🚀 @scoopstronaut.bsky.social · 15/02/2025It was real creepy. Glad it was a busy time there! 020 0
Naut🚀 @scoopstronaut.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Does the creepy old man at home depot that tried to get me to get in his truck count as my valentines? 350 0
Naut🚀 @scoopstronaut.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Thank you, Wendy 💜💜 Happy new year to you too!media.tenor.coma brown and white teddy bear hugging each otherALT: a brown and white teddy bear hugging each other 010 0
Reposted by Naut🚀Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Tomorrow is Friday the 13th. Don’t forget to leave out a hockey mask and campers having premarital sex for Jason tonight. 1137040 0
Naut🚀 @scoopstronaut.bsky.social · 05/12/2024media.tenor.coma white couch sits in front of a window with grey curtainsALT: a white couch sits in front of a window with grey curtains 010 0
Reposted by Naut🚀Gavin Eddings @gavineddings.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I have the opposite of a foot fetish. I hate feet so much I switched to the metric system. 041 0
Reposted by Naut🚀George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Sorry for the canned joke. 1437388792868 0
Naut🚀 @scoopstronaut.bsky.social · 28/11/2024media.tenor.coma man making a heart shape with his handsALT: a man making a heart shape with his hands 010 0
Reposted by Naut🚀ML Kennedy @wbxylo.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Happy thanksgiving! White vs dark meat turkey exists because turkeys still have fast-twitch muscles for short flights! Other fun table topics include: Money is made up, gender is a construct, and there are no gods. 251 0
Naut🚀 @scoopstronaut.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I did not plan on ever watching this, but @comingtogetyou.bsky.social has an episode, so here we gooo 240 0
Naut🚀 @scoopstronaut.bsky.social · 25/11/2024THE MILF CEREAL 😂 I don't think I've seen the pumpkin spice one, I gotta find it 110 0
