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Gavin Eddings @gavineddings.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

My favorite insult people try to insult me with online is when they put "comedian" in quotes. Like, sir, I will happily produce a 1099 from the Dayton Funny Bone for $150.

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Gavin Eddings @gavineddings.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Y'all can still watch Tiktok's from two weeks ago on Reels. #tiktok

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Gavin Eddings @gavineddings.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Optimus Prime hearing Transformers are being blown due to the ice storm:

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Gavin Eddings @gavineddings.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

I wish everyone with bright ass headlights would cheat on Carrie Underwood.

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Gavin Eddings @gavineddings.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Therapist: Did you ever consider that you may have something that someone else is looking for... Me(cutting off my therapist): No Therapist: Really? Me: Yeah, never crossed my mind. Therapist: Oh... *furiously writes on notepad*

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Gavin Eddings @gavineddings.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

People with Punisher skulls on their truck think they're badass until I approach them and start a 6 hour discussion about Garth Ennis' run on the book.

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Gavin Eddings @gavineddings.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Ben Folds' "Brick" is a Day After Christmas song.

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Gavin Eddings @gavineddings.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

If you meet your significant other on BlueSky, you're legally obligated to get married at the library.

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Gavin Eddings @gavineddings.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

What cool bands did you discover this year? I'm very happy to have discovered Hot Mulligan.

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Gavin Eddings @gavineddings.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

I have the opposite of a foot fetish. I hate feet so much I switched to the metric system.

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Gavin Eddings @gavineddings.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

I wanna start a reality show called "Laryngitis." It'd be for everyone who lost The Voice. 🎤

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Gavin Eddings @gavineddings.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

As you get older, you often hope someone really is just burning toast.

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Gavin Eddings @gavineddings.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Tonight's a big bar night for dudes who still wear their letterman's jacket.

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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

I do a horror movie podcast called They’re Coming To Get You. We have over 100 episodes. Here are a few of our recent ones.

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Gavin Eddings @gavineddings.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

200 active and engaged BlueSky followers is the equivalent of 2.4 million followers on Twitter.

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Gavin Eddings @gavineddings.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

The best part of this time of year is everyone sharing how many different holiday things can murder your pets.

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Gavin Eddings @gavineddings.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Hot Take: Law and Order SVU seasons got better and more consistent AFTER Stabler left (but I still love Christopher Meloni).

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Gavin Eddings @gavineddings.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

My favorite part of doing comedy in small towns is seeing the hottest women married to Valvoline's 10th Rd draft pick.

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Gavin Eddings @gavineddings.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

I don't care what the theater says, I'm gonna sing along to Gladiator 2. #moviesky

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Gavin Eddings @gavineddings.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Wait, you're telling me a banana nutted in this muffin?

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Gavin Eddings @gavineddings.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

We're building to 2018 NXT Gargano and Ciampa feud. #smackdown #wrestlesky

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Gavin Eddings @gavineddings.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

I got followed by my first Onlyfans spam account. BlueSky has officially made it.

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Gavin Eddings @gavineddings.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

New app, new me*! *I immediately try too hard to be funny to get people to like me before devolving into wrestling hot-takes and horror movie stuff.

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Gavin Eddings @gavineddings.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Cranberry sauce in the shape of the can the real GOAT of Thanksgiving.

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Gavin Eddings @gavineddings.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

This has been a difficult November but I want everyone to know I've been nuttin' enough for everyone.

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Gavin Eddings @gavineddings.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

I linked my Amazon purchases to GoodReads and it's like "Do you wanna read/rate the inflatable tube man you got for your niece?"

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Gavin Eddings @gavineddings.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

If I read a book, you best believe I'm gonna sneak it into conversations. "Oh, you're having eggs for breakfast? Did you know eggs can be green..."

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Gavin Eddings @gavineddings.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

It's almost the "Watch Lord of the Rings because I associate it with Christmas and a simpler time in my life where everything didn't feel like it was on fire all the time" part of the year!

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Gavin Eddings @gavineddings.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

I'm now getting to Law and Order SVU seasons where I know what they are using for their RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES episodes. Just watched the Duggar family inspired episode.

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Gavin Eddings @gavineddings.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Every week in fantasy football, I leave it all on the field*! *My couch where I am helpless to do anything

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Gavin Eddings @gavineddings.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

I'm just thankful to have another app that I get to check 500 times a day.

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Gavin Eddings @gavineddings.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Hello, I tell jokes on stage and on the internet. Also, I watch wrestling and horror movies. Oh, and I'm filled with anxiety all the time.

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