Naut🚀 @scoopstronaut.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Does the creepy old man at home depot that tried to get me to get in his truck count as my valentines? 350
Reposted by Naut🚀Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Tomorrow is Friday the 13th. Don’t forget to leave out a hockey mask and campers having premarital sex for Jason tonight. 1137040
Reposted by Naut🚀Gavin Eddings @gavineddings.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I have the opposite of a foot fetish. I hate feet so much I switched to the metric system. 041
Reposted by Naut🚀George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Sorry for the canned joke. 1438388882868
Reposted by Naut🚀ML Kennedy @wbxylo.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Happy thanksgiving! White vs dark meat turkey exists because turkeys still have fast-twitch muscles for short flights! Other fun table topics include: Money is made up, gender is a construct, and there are no gods. 251
Naut🚀 @scoopstronaut.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I did not plan on ever watching this, but @comingtogetyou.bsky.social has an episode, so here we gooo 240
