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Timothy Jomothy

@scoiattolorosso.bsky.social
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Full-time fossicker. Cycles joyfully. Builds beautiful bicycles. he/him

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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Tax the rich, aye
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
@blindboyboatclub.bsky.social Have you read Ardal O'Hanlon's novel "The Talk Of The Town"? I'd hazard a guess you'd enjoy it. He relishes the Anglo saxon C-word on a par with your goodself. Also would you interview O'Hanlon for your quality podcast? I for one would love that!
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Lovely weather for some deliveries on the electric Urban Arrow #cargobike. Daffodils popping up all over!
A large black cargobike with colourful stripes parked on a road in front of some trees and a house. There are some small daffodils flowering at the base of a tree.
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
If anyone's wondering why I haven't posted in ages, it's not cos I'm avoiding news or avoiding reading about dickhead Trump shit etc. To preserve my mental health. No, it's cos I was temporarily sent to prison: for being too cool,to the point I was declared Outside The Law. Glad to clear that up.
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
After a disastrous water pump failure / bilge-flood-under-the-floorboards, I've finished the rebuild. Please see alt texts for explanations. Enjoy! #ukcanals #narrowboats
Inside a narrowboat, we see a delightful roaring fire inside a Morso Squirrel multi-fuel stove. Wooden floorboards and natural light through the windows set a calm ambience. Further into the picture's depth-of-field, an innovative drying-out-setup is revealed in the dorm of a stove fan blowing hot air into the gaping maw of a small 12V bilge blower, whose attendant ducting vanishes into the under-cratch bilge zone, in which a dehumidifier is running. Evidently something untoward has occurred, involving perhaps the god-damned freshwater pump failing and flooding the [expletive deleted] bilge to the entire length of the [expletive deleted][expletive deleted][blasphemy deleted] boat. However, everything is clearly now in hand. Phew.Here we see an approach to stopping future sub-floorboard floods that displays equal amounts of nerve, verve, bodgery, pluck, and the kind of innovation that would Make Britain Great Again If It Only Ever Had Actually Been Great Before, Ahem, Cough. Essentially we're looking into the seldom-seen guts of a narrowboat's freshwater plumbing. We can see a few blobs of sprayfoam insulation and some sorry-looking Celotex insulation panelling. Amongst which a water pump and associated accumulator tank and hoses, etc, nestle & jostle in a big plastic box. That's right, a big plastic box! The idea being to contain any future unintended water-exit-from-pump events, the water ending up, God willing, inside said Big Plastic Box. If you'd like to copy this idea, you're welcome. Though I'm not prepared to guarantee it will work in any way at all. I just thought, that it might, maybe.
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
If the patriarchy was a physical object, what tool/object would you use to smash it?
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I'm very disappointed in Snoop Dogg/Lion and I will no longer be sipping on any gins, nor juices, neither wilI I be continuing with my research project to create a hybrid dogg/lion fueled by weed that reacts to dressage routines in real-time
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Damien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
We rise by helping each other.
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
(*with Luigi*) We'll take it!
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dr. gianluca grimalda @ggrimalda.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Article on my legal case in #euronewsgreen 👉 euronews.com/green/2025/0...
euronews.com
Researcher fired for refusing to fly wins monetary compensation
The researcher hopes his case will inspire others to try flight-free travel.
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Next time I see one of these posts about "feeling feral" I'm gonna bite the head off a living bat
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
你好 denizens of cracker empire
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
You'll have to pry my non-functioning firelighter from my cold dead hands
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Sick of all these non-Simpsons posts on here
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
2025 is only two weeks old and somebody has already won the year
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Every time a boomer says the word "woke", somewhere in the world another boomer dies. Statistically. Someone should tell them(?)
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
With regards to the idiots turning up at a posh climate denial event
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
1930s Vindec rod-brake roadster I built up as a Critical Mass Sound-Bike. Many bells & horns inc. a rusty horn facing backwards under the seat to insult drivers who beep! Beauty of a chainring with the maker's name. I built a Sturmey Archer 3-speed hub in a Westrick rim for the rear wheel. #bicycles
Black bicycle in front of blue shipping container. Bike has lots of horns and bells.Bicycle chainring showing "Vindec" .Bicycle handlebars with many different horns and bells attached.Rear-facing hooter jnder bicycle seat to really grind the gears of douchebag car guys who like beeping their hooters
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Sitting in a city-centre Wetherspoons and the chefs are blasting Bob Dylan classics on a speaker in the kitchen loud enough we can all hear it in the pub and this is just great
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
This was too long to post so I had to post it as an image of a post instead
Post on Bluesky that says: "Unfortunately I've had to take my pet shit-eating stink-rats Elon and Zucko to the vet to be humanely euthanized, they ate so much shit they swelled up to hundreds of billions of times their original sizes, and started shooting shit out both ends, it was a fucking mess there was literally xenophobic misogynist shit everywhere, I couldn't stand to watch them suffer any more so I took them to the vet and she chucked them both in this big furnace and they burned and died, I'll miss Elon and Zucky the shit-eating stinking rat bastards but not a huge amount tbh"
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I am dipping McCoys Flame Grilled Steak flavour crisps in a jar of mayonnaise and devouring them one by one
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Simpsons Krusty doll held up by surly repair man, switch stuck in Evil position.
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
meanwhile in Gaza...
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 08/01/2025
If you are sharing calls to action and events from local groups that are helping vulnerable people in your community, YOU ARE DOING SOCIAL MEDIA RIGHT and I hugely appreciate you. Seriously. THAT'S what matters. Not the memes.
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Eliza Doolittle🦋 @edoolittle.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Cat eyebrow-raise equivalent but with the whiskers #cats
A lovely black cat with white whiskers lying on a soft comfortable purple blanket, looking at the camera, and raising one side of her whiskers a bit like a person might raise one of their eyebrows in a quizzical or skeptical manner.
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Ice cold #bikes #cargobikes
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Arno Rosenfeld @arnorosenfeld.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Scoop: I obtained a confidential presentation outlining how a major conservative think tanks plans to go after volunteer editors on Wikipedia who it says are "abusing their position" and promoting antisemitism forward.com/news/686797/...
forward.com
Scoop: Heritage Foundation plans to ‘identify and target’ Wikipedia editors
The conservative think tank told prospective donors that the project was part of its work to combat antisemitism.
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
“Facts are not censorship. Fact-checkers never censored anything. And Meta always held the cards. It's time to quit invoking inflammatory and false language in describing the role of journalists and fact-checking.”
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
"Nous sommes plus riches de l'avoir perdu."
Modified from the original in The Simpsons, a gravestone reading "Jean-Marie Le Pen. We are richer For having lost him."
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
"We must understand that what we've been living through is backlash. Backlash. It's not the engine of history. It is the revolt against the engine of history."
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Something I love about living on a canal boat in winter is sitting next to a hot stove looking out the open door at the night sky with the feeling of heat on my body and cold on my face and I can smell woodsmoke and see the moon and the stars and it's quiet #ukcanals #narrowboats
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
reposting this as it's one of the top Boomhauer-related skeets of 2025 so far on the principle of diachronic ontogeny
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
We should have this everywhere #cargobikes
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Mussolini died doing what he loved most, just hanging with his fascist pals
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
what if a tree falls in the forest and another tree falls at exactly the right time and location so the pressure waves generated by each of their passages through the air are exactly 180° out of phase and of identical amplitudes when they reach the ears of anyone there to hear anything in the forest
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
You can't escape that easily, you sinister slime bag!
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Cllr Dr Alex Powell @apowelllaw.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
It is entirely untenable for the UK government to continue saying nothing on this. This is not just some internet random, it is a key member of the incoming US government promoting dangerous conspiracy theories which, like the events in Southport, have the potential to stoke civil unrest.
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
reverse karma is yesterday-sensible-me making excess roast vegetables so today-drunk-me can discover zero-effort dinner having forgotten about them during a day of reckless drinking
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
“Our media landscape has been overrun with clickbait and disinformation, which is largely responsible for Trump’s return to the Oval Office. And when lies replace real news, this authoritarian administration might be able to hold onto power for a very long time.” www.damemagazine.com/2025/01/02/a...
damemagazine.com
America’s Right-Wing Propaganda Problem Might Be Terminal | Dame Magazine
America’s descent into mass delusion isn’t happenstance. The demise of courageous journalism isn’t a happy accident. Its replacement with engagement-chasing infotainment and propaganda isn’t an error....
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Thank you! Here's your present, Luigi! A present special for you!
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
In terms of movies there's Predator (1987) and then there are so very many other movies, none of which are as good as Predator (1987) and not worth your time watching, unlike Predator (1987).
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George @georgem.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
a clown car exploded in front of the clown college and you're laughing?
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izzy @isobel.top · 01/01/2025
i've played like 10 hours of 2025 and it's a huge letdown. graphics aren't improved at all, same boring fetch quests, and they still refuse to implement any of the QoL changes everyone's been asking for
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
catty new year
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
HOMER SIMPSON is leaning over a table indicating his pleasure (with a grin and open-arms gesture) at some Meat Steaks either Beef or Pork can't tell on a green Plate
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I used to have a good one-liner about inflation but this type of joke is no longer worth reading
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Knock knock / who's there? / The year 2025 motherfucker OPEN UP I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE YOU OWE ME MONEY anyway this is my "energy going into 2025" pic
A shattered bent rusted destroyed bicycle that has been fished out of a river. In the background are two boats.
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Timothy Jomothy @scoiattolorosso.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Cat #cats
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