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Tits McGee

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Londoner Disappointed but not surprised

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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That was great, loved it Mr. Skarsgård turned up in a gold suit with no shirt underneath 👀 He said ‘I hope you laugh, I hope you enjoy it…and I hope you go home and make sweet love to your wicker chair’ 😃
Directors and cast for Wicker on stage at the London Film Festival

Cast: Peter Dinklage, Elizabeth Debicki, Alexander Skarsgård and Olivia ColmanFocus on cast: Cast: Peter Dinklage, Elizabeth Debicki, Alexander Skarsgård (talking into microphone) and Olivia Colman
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
First film of the London Film Festival tonight - Wicker! Excited for this one, I think it's going to be quite bonkers I'd hoped that Mr. Skarsgård might make an appearance in something quite wild (as he often does), but the Zurich premiere photo suggests Olivia Colman had a quiet word #LFF
Alexander Skarsgård and Olivia Colman at the Zurich Film Festival for Wicker

He is conservatively dressed in a black tailored jacket and white t-shirt, Olivia is wearing a white dress
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have never been so brutally called out in my life
10:00am - anything is possible
2:00pm - but not today
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Um, not to sound all Widow’s Bay, but this fog/cloud seems quite unnatural In the space of about 10 minutes, the buildings and sun have disappeared
Rising sun with lots of hazy cloud across the sky, buildings are visible The sun just above the buildings with haze covering the sky There is a yellowish glow where the sun is, the rest of the sky is grey cloud, you can still just see the buildings The sun is no longer visible, or the buildings - just thick grey cloud
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The main event has got out of bed Suddenly a load of haze/fog across the sky
Sun rising on the horizon, there is hazy cloud across the sky
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Woke up to a beautiful horizon glow, plus the crescent Moon and Venus
Orange glow above city buildings on the horizon, with a crescent Moon and Venus near the top of the photo in an inky blue sky
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Update: In bed with the cat Happy with my decision
A black cat sitting on a bed
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No idea why I’m awake at this hour on a Sunday, but always nice to catch the sun getting out of bed
Red sun rising over buildings in the East, the sky is blue and clear
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stormy light Love the green church spire against the dark sky
Stormy sky over London buildings
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Local corner shops and convenience stores remain unbeaten for a superior crisp selection First try of Brets crisps, I will report back
Brets Camembert flavour crisps
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Update I am at one of my favourite cat sits and I have a nice view from the balcony I would sit out there, but it is definitely not summer any more
A flute of something fizzy looking out over a city with multiple buildings and a big blue sky

The light is fading
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So the Bayeux Tapestry exhibition is not going very well They've sold far too many tickets and the space cannot cope with the physical number of people - how did they not do basic crowd flow/control calculations? Embarrassing that the British cannot organise a queue properly (Not my photo)
Paper flyer from the British Museum apologising for the disruption to your Bayeux Tapestry visit today

It's basically saying 'sorry we may not be able to get you in today, we will try and get you an alternative date but if we can't do this we will refund your ticket'
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Annoyingly this is great If you keep feeding the bear more salmon, it gets HUGE
A brown bear illustration almost completely filling my laptop screen, asleep with a belly full of salmon
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The foreign actor
Jarrod 'Toadfish' Rebecchi from the Australian soap Neighbours, played by Ryan Moloney

He actually ended up playing the character for *30 years* - starting in 1995 and leaving only last year
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ooof, size of this Nor'easter
Satellite image of the North Eastern United States showing a massive storm in the Atlantic covering the coast and many states
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anyone can ask the Attorney General's Office for an unduly lenient sentence to be reviewed, and when I went to the Government site I was pleased to see that someone else has already submitted it submit.forms.service.gov.uk/form/696/app...
GOV.UK
Apply to have an unduly lenient sentence reviewed

Guidance
We are already considering the following case(s):

Unnamed offender, sentenced on 21 September 2026 in Gloucester Crown Court for wounding with intent to cause grievous bodily harm.
You can check the outcome of other ULS cases (opens in new tab).

Any duplicate referrals of the above cases will obstruct the processing of ULS referrals for other cases. We respectfully invite that you do not submit any further referrals for these particular cases.

However, we still want to hear from you if you are the victim of the offence, or an immediate family member, and want to make a personal application.
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Times also advising this, starting off with a quote from Andrew Carnegie: "Give [great fortunes] away during your lifetime, and let the state tax heavily what you fail to give. The man who dies thus rich dies disgraced.” www.thetimes.com/money/tax/ar...
The Times

Why you can’t afford to wait until you die to give away your money
From April an extra 10,500 estates face inheritance tax — it’s why generosity now has more advantages

Robin Powell
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Excellent sticker on the side of a bus which does actually serve* Millwall football ground * except on match days specifically around kick off and finish times, which is very much TfL’s way of saying, welcome aboard, except *you lot*
England flag red cross sticker on the side of a bus 

Top left corner has the Union Jack flag with est. 1885

Top right corner has the British Rail logo

Bottom left: Milwall FC logo 

Bottom right: No one likes us
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you've seen it?
1961 West Side Story, Tony dying being held by Maria
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sorry to screenshot from the other site but 😇 🙃
Tweet from @peachiiepiiez 

Ink q&a with Danny Boyle totally ended early due to someone asking a question about generative AI and after the wishy washy response by Boyle, someone shouted "never do that shit again" and the presenter wrapped up thanking everyone for coming lmao #tiff26
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And the name of that bike rider? Timothée Chalamet
Timothée Chalamet with a Lime bike at the red carpet premiere of his film, A Complete Unknown
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me observing the multiple Bluesky discourses
Woman lying in bed meme
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is Tinsel, who I looked after last week while her regular human servant @londondiscuss.bsky.social was on holiday
Calico cat with pale yellow eyes sitting on a garden chair looking at the camera, she has her tail curled around her paws
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This can also fuck off
A Merry Christmas sign between supermarket aisles
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fuck off
81% humidity in London
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sickos meme
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Let me know when you're on the prune juice
Old person meme - old man with a grey beard and flat cap next to a bottle of prune juice and Werther's Original
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Walked past this amazing pub sign
Vulcan Arms pub sign showing Spock 

Another sign underneath that says 

Lunches 
Hot Meals 
Bar Snacks 
12 noon til 2pm
Evening meals
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Also visited Southwold, which is lovely
Southwold beach with white clouds in the sky Southwold front with beach huts and the lighthouse visible Southwold lighthouse close up
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Obsessed with this Sizewell Tea font, does anyone know the font?
A black hut that says Sizewell Tea in blue letters
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Get yourself a friend who indulges your power station nerdery and will happily drive you to Sizewell to take pics Nice afternoon out with @anniemouse81.bsky.social
Sizewell B power station right on the beach, with the white dome and concrete buildings 

There are lots of dark grey clouds in the sky Sizewell beach, which is pebbles, and the sea, there is a boat hauled up on the beach Metal structures on stilts in the water off Sizewell beach
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is going to get to London just as I have to head to Norwich
Rain radar showing a large patch of rain approaching London from the south west
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Brasso from Andor
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Absolute units of rain heading to the southern UK 💦💦💦
Large area of heavy rain approaching the UK from the west Wider European rain radar showing the heavy rain just coming into SW Ireland
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Never not funny
1st panel - small 4-legged land mammal (Pakicetus): "Indohyus, my brother. I've decided to search for more food in the waters.

2nd panel - Indohyus: You will regret this, Pakicetus. The environment will force you to adapt.
Pakicetus: I just need some shrimps lol I will be perfectly fine.

3rd panel - 35 million years later...
A Blue Whale making whale noises aaaaooooooo oaaaaaah MRUUUUUUH
A small deer is visible in the corner

4th panel - The head of the whale: bwoooooooeeeee
Small deer: WTF
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Absolute Unit in Avengers Doomsday font
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I loved visiting Kusama’s Infinity Rooms, you could breathe in her creativity RIP.
Polka dot balls in a mirrored room so it looks like I am surrounded by them (you can just see me taking the shot at the centre)
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Current status: driving a bus across Tower Bridge
One of the towers of Tower Bridge, I am on a bus in the coveted driving seat upstairs, there is lots of traffic
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Post a picture that should be an album cover
T-shaped rooftop terrace swimming pool at night surrounded by skyscrapers

There is an illuminated EXIT sign above the swimming pool 

My photo taken at the Standard Hotel downtown, Los Angeles
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
In my head I know everyone gets older, but it was still upsetting to see this cross my FB feed and realise who they were (Answer in alt text)
Edward Furlong (L) and Robert Patrick (R) sitting in the back of a car taking a selfie
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I liked this juxtaposition
@paperghost.bsky.social
i have obtained both an apology and a refund for my wife from HMRC, if you're wondering how ole boydy's week is going

Directly underneath in my timeline:
@dankaszeta.bsky.social
Ah, a female Rasputin.
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Proof! Look at the raindrops on my glasses!
Small drops of rain on my glasses
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just checked out the web cam and they'd zoomed on this Supine Lad 😭 THURSDAY
Walrus in the supine position on some rocks and it does NOT look comfortable but I guess all that blubber is protective of sharp rocks
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Lovely, lovely rain
UK rain radar showing a lot of rain over the UK and more on the way from Ireland
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Woke up to these big, beautiful raindrops on top of the cars 💦
Top of a black car with big raindrops on the roof
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Was just in an online business workshop and as the host was wrapping up, people were commenting thank you, this was really useful etc Then there was this comment, which has got to be AI? People don’t talk like this ‘I’m so glad I attended today’ is exactly what a robot would say
Congratulations on the depth of success you’ve created for yourself. I’m so glad I attended today!
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Three of my favourite photos of my favourite VoidBoi, who I occasionally serve the needs of when his regular human servant, @beckyrlh.bsky.social is on holiday All black cats are lovely, but the VoidBoi is *Vantablack* - a proper negative space #BlackCatAppreciationDay
A black cat on a bed looking at me with furious eyes because it is was breakfast time and I was still in bed A black cat sitting down on a bed with crossed paws, you cannot see any of his features because he is Vantablack A round cat igloo with a black void and pair of cat eyes staring out at you
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Please let this be true, please
Weather forecast for London showing rain every day for at least the next week
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Brody: Is it true that most people get attacked by sharks in three feet of water about ten feet from the beach? Hooper: Yeah. Still true
Brody and Hooper discuss sharks over the dinner table in Jaws
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This is the big tree the birds were all flying to Absolute unit Still green, plenty of foliage to hide in, room for everyone 👍🏻
A massive tree behind a fence, I don’t know what variety
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