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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
@jackob1.bsky.social get @seanjordancomedy.bsky.social on TDZ to discuss that Mountain dew warning label
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Dichotomy? 9 inches @seanjordancomedy.bsky.social @iankarmel.bsky.social
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
That's not Woj???
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
More like George Went Amirite? 😪
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I hate you Brandon Phillips
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
TLDR: Hunter Biden did it
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
It would be kinda funny if Doge erased student debt by accident
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
You're welcome @jeremytache.bsky.social you did great
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Trump should Outlaw Private Equity just for fun
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
So Trump is trying to convince his base (the angry people at these meetings) that they are the ones getting paid by Dems
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Dems should have town halls in these areas and explain
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
@iankarmel.bsky.social this is the best way to say: "Amy Sherman-Palladino"
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
@iankarmel.bsky.social put @jeremytache.bsky.social on AFE
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Me stealing chickens to get my egg fix
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Shitposting on LinkedIn to fight capitalism
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
LFG!
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Do Congress people have in-house printers, or do they have to go to Kinkos to get a giant sign that says "Musk = Bad"? Can they do cardboard cutouts? Calendars?
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
@milesofgray.bsky.social so glad to hear your voice on #TDZ
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
At least the price of guac will finally drop
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Did Trump advise the Mavs for this trade?
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JEFF @jeffisrael.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Men will literally crash the economy with shitty tariffs instead of going to therapy.
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
"In this economy?!" I say in response to everything
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Did Trump and his Billionaire friends forget they fly....ALOT????
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Sampler platter?
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
If Billionaires are so tough, why don't they ride this roller coaster and prove it.
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Eric Koreen @ekoreen.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Not a Milford man.
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Don't tread on Deeze
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
@iankarmel.bsky.social is Arthur excited for Civ 7?
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
InspecTech Deck
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Laura Anne Gilman @lauraannegilman.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Just saw Hegseth referred to as a DUI hire.
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
*serious movie ends Me: I hope they have bloopers in the credits
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
🎶 Josh Allen, you get caught up in the...Josh Allen 🎶
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Come to Canada. We have The Office on Netflix and TikTok
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
🇵🇷 should be the 51st state
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
"GOLF of America
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Today marks the 2nd darkest day of Justin Trudeau's life
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
@mikegolicjr.bsky.social in 10 years we can field a whole team of reincarnated Pop Tarts
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Elon should shut off Twitter for the night
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
@wapplehouse.bsky.social get him on @jortscenter.bsky.social
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Happy Holidays to your wife and child. Just "Holidays" to you
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
New riddle of the sphinx: What has milk, milk in the morning, lemonade in the afternoon, and around the corner fudge, in the evening?
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
@jeremytache.bsky.social did you eat the pork contaminated potatoes today? You looked a little....green
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Lady Who Knows Stuff @ladywhoknowsstuff.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
True, but as a prisoner’s rights attorney, what healthcare is constitutionally protected is very limited. The doctors can get away with not doing much because medical malpractice and medical negligence is not a claim under 42 USC 1983. Still at least they have a shot.
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Ironically, incarcerated people are the only group in the United States with a protected constitutional right to health care.
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Overly articulating the words to Tempature by Sean Paul as to not culturally appropriate
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Schweitz @schweitzeh.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Thank God I didn't have to explain $HAWK coin to my family at Thanksgiving
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