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Schwahio

@schwahio.bsky.social
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Hookah fan in exile (California, which isn’t so bad). Mostly here to laugh with y’all. Phish, dead, skating, biking, running, etc. too 🤙🏽💙✌🏽

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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wise people, please clarify: “2 day tickets, cannot split” - I can still transfer my “whole ticket” to someone after I use night 1, correct? (Ticketmaster, BMFS, Oakland, if those details help) #notanewbjustnotsmart
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Give me a number between 0-8…. How many of these California string cheese shows are y’all hitting?
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Say it with your chest!
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pre-noon #arnoldpalmer (in a pint glass!) for @hamshooz.bsky.social or whoever the heck was talking about em the other day
Middle aged dude drinking an Arnold Palmer
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Great job as usual by world athletics picking *opening Sunday* of NFL season to debut their new global championship. Even the dorkiest of track and field dorks will be watching football 🙄
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Logging back on just to check on @snotboogie.bsky.social and #buckeyenation - y’all ok out there? 😬😬
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Walked by a nice beachside wedding with every woman in a gorgeous sundress and every man looking like a shlub with boring ass khakis and dress shirt. Gentlemen- we can be better 🕺😬😎😂
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James Mac, CEO of ANTIFA™️ @floatalongfarm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They will NEVER want you to have a shorter work week, or more pay, or better healthcare, or anything. They hate you. Business hates you. Capitalism is not sustainable for humanity. Full stop.
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My one kid moved out of the house a few weeks ago, spousal unit is in Europe… it’s just me and my daughter for like the next 3 weeks. All chores done, house spotless, next couple dinners prepped. 2 people’s worth of chores is like 10% of 4 people’s worth, if that makes sense 🤔
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Local music scene on point. Saturday night random kick ass bluegrass band absolutely shredding Bertha —> freebird to close their set. (Franklins tower encore) for like 30 people sweating in a dive bar. No posts or fliers or anything other than dudes getting after it 💪🏽
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Lighted boat parade tonight (*consensual, participatory). Will try to get pics; always a good time 😎🛶🚣
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David Gans @dgans.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Reminder: registration is open for my next class for Stanford Continuing Studies! We’re focusing on the music of BOB WEIR this quarter! It's all online, so you can attend from wherever you are! Tuesday evenings 5:30-7:20 Pacific time, and the session are recorded; you can watch later if necessary!
Bob Weir and David Gans, photographed by Ken Friedman in San Francisco, April 1986
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ground lamb with chick peas and black beans (and other stuff). Served over rice and so damn tasty
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
diarrhea Taylor Farms, salmonella chicken parm, bags of frozen blueberries that straight-up kill your ass heavy metal sourdough, listeria soup bowl refreshing summer popsicle that's filled with shards of glass we didn't start the fire...
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
No people, no chairs, no dogs…. You might say this stretch of beach (cayucos, CA) is ….. #unSULLYed @sulkirk.bsky.social 🤷🏽‍♂️
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Can’t believe I am typing these words, but will I see any of you weirdos at the Gùoosé show in Reno on Sunday? (Was gifted a ticket and only going for research purposes….)
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
String cheese in SLO? Damn, yes please. Here for it
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Okay I give up. What is FoV, and why are all the cool kids doing it? (I swear, I looked at context clues and am usually good at figuring out puzzles.)
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Worldwide rollout day. Grab your skates and get out there for a little bit at least 👊🏽🛼
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Posting up for the “summer tour” documentary. Apparently tonight only in most theaters?? Anyway, what the hell, I have the time and, apparently, the whole theater to myself 😂
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I’ll be on the wrong coast, but with y’all in spirit! 🎉🕺🌈🦄
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I know it’s phish season, but we saw @dizgo.bsky.social last night and they are awesome if you get a chance. The most jammed out “wicked game” I’ve ever heard 🤯
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
From Reddit, not sure if pics are showing here or not… #hot4masat
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
It appears that the MF in Billy MF Strings is pretty well-deserved. Holy hell, they are just smokin it
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I never post too much personal stuff but I have my retirement “out of office, no longer work here” message cued up for midnight tonight and I’m stoked. (Keeping my email address to help with one small project in the fall)
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Saw Neal Francis last night and whoo boy, that shit was funky and fun. Catch them if they’re close!
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
NCAA track and field tv ratings were probably already low but going up against World Cup is not helping matters. Great meet though, for the 8 of us enjoying it 😂
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Tired: knicks/spurs Wired: athletes unlimited softball Inspired: NCAA track and field 🏃🏽‍♂️💨
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Suns out, buns out skate event in ling beach this Saturday 6/6 for any SoCal skaters. So cool. I can’t make it this year; hopefully some of you can!
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
With hacky sack back in vogue, and it being the last week of high school (many kids out of class for random reasons), it’s our (90s kids™️ that are now teachers) time to shine and impress some sophomores 💪🏽
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Pretty sure I’ve seen @ekoostik.bsky.social with 10 different lineups…. That count? 🤔
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
While we are on the topic, what’s the better modern metaphor, “park Mack truck in my little garage” or “ain’t nobody’s tool up in my shed”?
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Played one round of #mensgolf today and also had one non-gendered skate seshion #mensweek, not weak
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Not enough Dizgo on the timeline, frankly. Latest shows up on YouTube sound great. Love to see it
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Reminder if anyone is interested we are planning to skate at skate rock city Saturday afternoon before phish (2:00) 🤷🏽‍♂️🛼🤪
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Fuck the haters, love all jam bands forever 🤪 (Live shot from biscuits in Berkeley Saturday night)
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Just getting caught up on the music from this weekend; holy shit this nine inch noize is awesome
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Us west coast golf fans can still get in a quick 9 when this is all said and done 💪🏽 4:20 tee time booked
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
@ghosttwist.bsky.social - have you made a #statement about fall hookahville yet? The intern is #offline so you are my only source
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Great mascot account for those interested!
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
@dizgo.bsky.social - just saw you’re coming to morro bay… not even on siren’s site tho :( Super cool venue FYI
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Playing hookah songs on the acoustic to my daughter all weekend, as one does. She is partial to “another good man gone,” and “stuck in the snow.” Both bangers, obviously
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Roller skating birthday party wild success last evening. The Youngs, the olds, and mediums (?) all able to find some common ground. And good excuse to listen to 90s hip hop 💪🏽🛼😎
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
All this rollerblading and roller skating talk has me thinking about a Vegas meetup. Looks like skate rock city is closest rink to sphere. Any of you all down? (Weekend 2 is the only one I’m attending)
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Sorry everyone else in eastern 2/3 of United States….. we vibin out here
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Very little mention of tDB west coast mini tour on this here website…. Admittedly I have been relatively #offline
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Lovin all the phish #poasts - keep ‘em coming. I for one have secured tickets to dirty dozen brass band tonight #boogiedown #solidarity
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Keller playing in the restaurant and this hanging in the bathroom… I guess the owner is a head :). Jeffrey’s BBQ in Paso Robles 😋
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
@dijcrap.bsky.social - important feature on one of our favorite auteurs!
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Get you a cincy gal who makes skyline chili from scratch
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