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Schwahio

@schwahio.bsky.social
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Hookah fan in exile (California, which isn’t so bad). Mostly here to laugh with y’all. Phish, dead, skating, biking, running, etc. too 🤙🏽💙✌🏽

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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
One child moved out and I (mostly) retired. Getting lots more running and swimming, plus actually cooking healthy food!
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Talked to my dentist yesterday (after getting a bill for $1500 from a year ago?) who said “almost all crowns are denied by insurance.” They have to appeal multiple times to get them paid for. Yeah, we are getting fucking dental work for funsies over here 🙄🤬
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
😂🤪💙
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Haters will say it’s fake. Song is hard to sing tho. Having fun, SIYD 🤷🏽‍♂️😎
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
90% of the time it’s perfect but I miss the power of the Schwa 😂✌🏽🎼
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Everyone rock out to hookah for me! (“Stuck” on the west coast for now… 😂✌🏽😎)
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yeah I know nobody does this. To me it just keeps stuff simple and I don’t have to remember if I’m supposed to reply to someone or sort it out. Current text screen…. One little survey I need to do, and one person who’s trying to jam … 🤷🏽‍♂️😂
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I delete my texts after the conversation is “over” so I don’t know how many I talk to. But I don’t think it’s anything special…
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🦋💔🇺🇸SEB🇺🇸💔🦋 @sebastiangarof5.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If you are told you CAN'T vote at the POLLS, your LEGAL response must be: "Please give me a provisional ballot, with a receipt, as required by law.” Please don’t walk away. Please share with as many people as you can. 🔄
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
2:27 is LEGIT!! Congrats!
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Endless series of bed shitting and face palms
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’ve done it all. Tonight I’m on supervision for JV and tech booth for Varsity. Also timed a college xc meet this morning 😂 Gotta love our local athletics community
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Our ASB kids do all the MC-ing. Robust program. Good luck dude. I’m working both football games today so “hs solidarity” of sorts 💪🏽
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have been guilty of yelling this at a show or 2 in an extremely elevated state , but I was negative 3 years old at that show…
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I know there are more deserving causes, and everyone is hard up, but we are “skating the coast” (Marina del Rey to redondo) and raising money for breast cancer if anyone is inclined to donate! give.gofundme.com/Basch
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B4BC's 19th Annual Skate The Coast
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To each their own and all that jazz ✌🏽😎
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Only seen Jerry once , years ago at some festival. Love bronwyn and magoo, turtles etc. I probably realistically can’t make those dates but it’s not impossible 😂✌🏽🤔🤔
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Homemade pizza with sausage, red onion, spinach, Kalamata olives, and feta. Hell yeah
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What an amazing lineup. Glad someone got Hayes Carll into one of these cool fests!
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Then you can join the cool kids club
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes! @nicobryo.bsky.social is posting live takes on the phish from Vermont. I don’t even need to listen to the show. I can just read about how the middle part of the vultures jam is like an over the pants handy or whatever crazy metaphor finds its way here! 😂✌🏽😎
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Guess we should have found a way to stay for that second Oakland show 😂🤷🏽‍♂️😭😭😭😭
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(I actually like most of the Mike fashion choices but comment is hilarious)
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
😂😂
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah man i hadn’t been to an indoor arena show in a long time. Made it work tho!
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh no! So frustrating when that happens! Such a weird feeling…. “Uh, you guys know that some of the greatest musicians on earth are RAGING psychedelic techno bluegrass RIGHT NOW in this very arena?!!” Hope tonight you have better neighbors. We gotta roll back home as we have no more child care 😭
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Whoah! crowded and crazy out on shakedown when we got there. We were section 105 with good vibes all around. that place was freakin loud and showing the band some love!
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We’ll be there with (proverbial) bells on! Woot! Just gotta get this kid to school , then a light 4 hour drive, early dinner with oak town friends, then B M F S!
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thanks dude! Been listening to your (“yes that Greg”) playlist for doing chores at home. It slaps!
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The timeline has some suggestions 😂😂
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That’s what I thought too but my bro is making me second guess myself. I’ll say 99% sure here. Thanks
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wise people, please clarify: “2 day tickets, cannot split” - I can still transfer my “whole ticket” to someone after I use night 1, correct? (Ticketmaster, BMFS, Oakland, if those details help) #notanewbjustnotsmart
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brutal for sure. Honda accord hybrid in this house so we can still get to the bay on like half a tank but it’s getting worse all the time 😭
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happy for you! Also curious about castle rat. Looks cool on YouTube etc but I’ve never seen em
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ll keep my eyes open. I have extra Saturdays for Oakland (cheap!) if you are feelin a road trip …
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Second what bdoll said. Little basket of treats. Anti nausea stuff. Tea. Lip balm. Special mouthwash. Soft stuff. It’s definitely the thought that counts and (depending on person) soft tissues are affected. J was overwhelmed with gratitude when she got any kind of gift
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Billy playing Isis might knock me into another dimension
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
😂 Appreciate the engagement. In between Saturday activities here 😀
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Guessing that will be the prevailing answer 😂 I’ll save my number for later before I embarrass myself
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Give me a number between 0-8…. How many of these California string cheese shows are y’all hitting?
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Manifesting Wizard Cat Meme
ALT: Manifesting Wizard Cat Meme
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Might be able to slap that on a bumper sticker and live off the royalties 😂✌🏽😎
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes! Live your life!
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Saw em a few weeks again open for shorty. So good. Our group was 4 out of the approximately 9 people dancing 😂 Vibes, bro. Vibes.
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Say it with your chest!
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#frostyboi
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pre-noon #arnoldpalmer (in a pint glass!) for @hamshooz.bsky.social or whoever the heck was talking about em the other day
Middle aged dude drinking an Arnold Palmer
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That’s a full weekend. Congrats to your kiddo. Only get so many chances to win a race, even for lots of really good runners 😎💪🏽✌🏽
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Schwahio @schwahio.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think I’ve had one almost every day this summer…
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