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ə Schwa

@schwa.net
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An Escaped Utahn living in exile on the Oregon coast. Tech nerd, progressive, & sportsball enthusiast. Jazz, Utes, Arsenal, RSL, Utah Hockey Club, Seahawks

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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 23/05/2026
I have to know... is this the actual banner from the City game?
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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 23/05/2026
Oh hi! Arsenal FC are the Premier League Champions!
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Jen Rubin @jenrubin.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
an in kind donation from Brendan Carr to @jamestalarico.bsky.social : www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTJ...
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Rep. James Talarico On Confronting Christian Nationalism, And Strange Days In The Texas Legislature
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 17/02/2026
A rare moment where we get some luck.
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Orbinho @orbinho.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
2025-26 Goal involvements (Goals+Assists) all comps: 15 Gyökeres 13+2 14 Trossard 7+7, Martinelli 11+3 12 Saka 7+5 11 Rice 4+7 10 Eze 5+5 9 Merino, Zubimendi Madueke 6+3 7 Gabriel 4+3 Timber 3+4 6 Ødegaard 1+5 Jesus 5+1 4 Calafiori 1+3 Lewis-Skelly 0+4 Havertz 2+2 3 White (1+2)
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Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) @lizthegrey.com · 06/02/2026
Claude has really meaningfully changed its ethical guardrails; it used to immediately stop and suggest talking to a lawyer when asked to develop tools related to fighting illegal online harassment, but now it actually is producing useful code that then automates what needs to be provided to legal.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
JD Vance loudly booed at the Winter Olympics today.
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 04/02/2026
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Arsenal 1-0 Chelsea: Havertz’s late dagger exposes a poor opposition plan
Match report – Player ratings – Arteta reaction – Video Arsenal are through to the Carabao Cup final after a 1-0 win over Chelsea last night, making it 4-2 on aggregate, ensured our passage for a Wembley showdown with either Man City or Newcastle next month. With Martin Odegaard absent through injury, Mikel Arteta picked […] The post Arsenal 1-0 Chelsea: Havertz’s late dagger exposes a poor opposition plan appeared first on Arseblog ... an Arsenal blog.
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camacho @bencamach0.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Secret police death squad summarily executed Alex Pretti. That’s our reality now.
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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 03/11/2025
It's a fair request, and the right thing to do. Which means they probably won't do it.
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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 29/09/2025
I managed to capture this still frame from one of the videos. In it, you can see the ghosts of the previous and next frame. It pretty clearly shows a dramatic change in trajectory.
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TheGrove - An Arsenal Podcast @thegroveafc.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
📺 The Grove has finally gone full YouTube ... only taken us 124 episodes, got bugger all subscribers but got to start somewhere ... have a WATCH, give us a SUBSCRIBE and leave a COMMENT... youtu.be/o9xsHcwzc0Y 🎧 124 | Martinelli To The Rescue #ARSMCI #ARSENAL #COYG #GUNNERS #AFC #MARTINELLI
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‼️NEW VIDEO POD ‼️🎧 124 | Martinelli To The Rescue
YouTube video by The Grove
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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 19/09/2025
48, but have been listening to Arsenal podcasts since before I was 38.
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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 19/09/2025
I have friends everywhere.
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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 19/09/2025
Every time I see him, I can only see Guybrush Threepwood.
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a cartoon of a man in a boat writing in a book
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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 18/09/2025
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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 15/09/2025
I'm still getting used to the idea of begin an Oregonian. It's been 2.5+ years. But when you said, "your state," I thought you meant Utah. I'm so glad I'm out here, instead!
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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 13/09/2025
Free Safety
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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 13/09/2025
Fuck you, Graham Potter.
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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 13/09/2025
The away matches were at Old Trafford and Anfield. Take a deep breath.
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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 13/09/2025
Don't hate on Ugg slippers! They're so comfy!
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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 13/09/2025
Question: I'm confused. What position does Calafiori play?
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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 13/09/2025
Worst Ham United
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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 13/09/2025
wasd
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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 13/09/2025
As a former Utahn, can confirm.
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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 11/09/2025
A gunshot to the neck will ruin your whole afternoon.
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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 25/08/2025
Bernie’s stance on trade is the one area I disagree with him. He and Trump had similar views on trade, ironically. It’s been mind blowing to watch Republicans abandon free trade so rapidly. This is why I voted for Elizabeth Warren in the primary. Free trade is good.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
When kid1 was like 6 a boy on his AYSO team had two moms and I said yeah he has two moms sometimes two women get married and sometimes two men and he said ok and asked for ice cream and I feel like it went ok....
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 24/08/2025
Oh man, this is so good ❤️ www.arsenal.com/news/eze-usi...
Ian Wright and Eberechi Eze
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Daily Cannon @dailycannon.com · 20/08/2025
Eze being the first ever player punished under a rule nobody knew existed makes more sense now 😉
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Gunnerblog @gunnerblog.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
🚨 Exclusive: Leandro Trossard has agreed a new deal at Arsenal. 30-year-old will have salary increased to reflect valued role in squad. Contract not extended - will still run to 2027. @theathleticfc.bsky.social 🔴⚪️ #AFC www.nytimes.com/athletic/644...
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Leandro Trossard agrees new Arsenal contract
Trossard has reached an agreement on a contract adjustment, increasing his salary but not extending the deal beyond its previous expiration.
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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 31/07/2025
Best keeper RSL has had since Nick Rimando. #RSL
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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 31/07/2025
Moonboy scores again! #RSL
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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 31/07/2025
Frequently sad, more than deeply sad.
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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 31/07/2025
I told that story to my wife because it was just too funny to keep to myself.
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/07/2025
Late in the day but this is really phenomenal work by CBS. I didn't think the story could surprise me anymore, but I exclaimed out loud several times reading this. www.cbsnews.com/news/jeffrey...
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CBS News investigation of Jeffrey Epstein jail video reveals new discrepancies
A CBS News investigation found discrepancies between the government's description of the Jeffrey Epstein jail video and what the video shows.
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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 30/07/2025
Hey neat, I'm under tsunami watch
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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 27/07/2025
Yeah no spoilers, geez!
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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 27/07/2025
I swear the quality of Major League Soccer is way worse than it used to be.
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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 26/07/2025
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 26/07/2025
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New signing profile: Viktor Gyokeres
Following months of deliberation over their preferred option, Arsenal finally pulled the trigger on Sporting striker Viktor Gyokeres as their sixth summer signing. But who is the Swede, what will he bring to the side and why is he costing (up to) £65 million. Phil Costa reports. — Despite more information being available to us […] The post New signing profile: Viktor Gyokeres appeared first on Arseblog ... an Arsenal blog.
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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 26/07/2025
Best tasting fast food burger. And believe me, I've eaten a staggering number of burgers.
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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 24/07/2025
A premier where they roasted Trump
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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 24/07/2025
I've had to work with other timezones around the world for years. In my head, I like to carve up the world into 8-hour thirds -- Americas, Europe, Asia. And then I carve up times in a similar way -- daytime, evenings, over-night. If it's daytime in Asia, it's over-night in EU. This helps me 🤷‍♂️
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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 23/07/2025
As an RSL fan, I feel it is my place to comment anyway.
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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 23/07/2025
lol the crapids deserve him
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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 17/07/2025
That has to be the sloppiest penalty shootout I have ever seen.
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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 17/07/2025
wow, that was fast
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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 17/07/2025
A good cop tests their equipment before using it in the field. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xqhr...
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Super Troopers Bullet Proof Cup
YouTube video by Onclips
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