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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 23/05/2026

Oh hi! Arsenal FC are the Premier League Champions!

ə Schwa @schwa.net · 29/09/2025

I managed to capture this still frame from one of the videos. In it, you can see the ghosts of the previous and next frame. It pretty clearly shows a dramatic change in trajectory.

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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 03/05/2025

The average American has three friends.

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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 08/04/2025

Just a hat trick? Why not this?

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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 24/03/2025

lol just call me the locksmith

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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 20/03/2025

I mean come on... it's super American

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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 19/03/2025

There are tons of insane products like this

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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 14/03/2025

Quite literally (literally) their plan.

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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 14/02/2025

It’s in line with what you said. I was matching tone.

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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 12/02/2025

debate, not hate. Please apologize for your slur.

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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 05/02/2025

How very Ramius of you

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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 02/02/2025

The correct adjective, for sure.

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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 29/01/2025

I definitely don't recommend doing this and would never advocate to flood the zone with shit.

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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 18/01/2025

"clear and obvious" if you ignore that patch of red between the ball and his right arm.

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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 15/01/2025

This shit is why I can't take Liverpool fans' complaints about the refs seriously. If the question is "How on EARTH is that not a penalty?" then the answer is, "it's not a penalty, because lol wtf shut up." Watching them complain about correct calls is annoying. cc: @empireofthekop.bsky.social

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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 07/01/2025

I don't care who hears me say it. The purple mountain jerseys were always the most awful shit the Utah Jazz ever put on the court. Iterating on those trash uniforms is a huge mistake.

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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 03/01/2025

Oh, we have UHC alright...

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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 15/12/2024

`LLLLLDLWDLL` is just how you spell `Manchester City` in Welsh.

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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 21/11/2024

It's not like they're shy about it, either. They want to quite metaphorically burn the place the the fucking foundation.

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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 20/11/2024

Was this inspired by the book wall mural in Salt Lake?

A brick wall with a painted mural of book spines. It resembles a bookshelf containing literary classics.

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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 12/11/2024

No, Jocelyn. Just no.

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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 08/11/2024

I assure you I understand Mormons quite well. But this isn't about a Mormons vs Evangelicals comparison as much as it is about Mike Lee, the person. He's a piece of shit.

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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 08/11/2024

I can't help but think that the Democratic Party doesn't really have to change any policies at all to appeal to American voters. I think we just have to meet them where they are. Find some phrases that just hit. Repeat them over and over until it's all people think about. Make the media report it.

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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 26/09/2024

Allow me to summarize.

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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 01/07/2024

The part that we all missed when Lindsey Graham said this was that "we" referred to the United States of America, and not just the Republican Party.

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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 29/06/2024

What are the odds that 2 unrelated posts about bell towers would be posted at the same time, and appear back-to-back in my feed?

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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 24/06/2024

Actual footage of me trying to figure out why this traffic is being blocked.

4-frame image of Sheldon from "Big Bang Theory" flipping through papers, trying to figure out why something is happening.

Why?
Why?
Why?
Oh, that's why.

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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 19/06/2024

I grew up in Salt Lake City, and every time I look at the old street car maps I weep.

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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 19/06/2024

What is a "JFC" because that has a whole different meaning where I come from!

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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 19/06/2024

Hey @wyden.senate.gov, would you consider running a bill to protect security researchers that responsibly disclose vulnerabilities to vendors from being threatened like this? It would make a lot of independent or small security firms feel a lot better about doing the right thing, and reporting vulns

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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 23/05/2024

I don't know what this was originally about, but the way it showed up in my feed has put me in a whole mood.

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ə Schwa @schwa.net · 09/05/2024

This is my worm, there are many like it but this one is mine.

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