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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

How long does it take to not reflexively try to open work Slack?

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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Crazy amount of good saves by the keepers today. Played keeper too. I'm not crying, at all.

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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

The sound is atrocious for the England Mexico match. You suck @fox.

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Damaris Brisco @fungallove.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Turkey Vulture spent a solid four hours perched on a utility pole outside my kitchen window this morning :)

Photograph of a Turkey Vulture (Cathartes aura) perched on the top crossbar of a utility pole. The pole is old and made of wood, and there are mosses and lichens growing on it. The background is a forested hillside, out of focus. The Vulture is backlit by sunlight, perched on the left side of the crossbar; their back is toward the camera, and their head is facing right. Their attitude is alert and contemplative.

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Damaris Brisco @fungallove.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

No fox videos today - I try to minimize how often I make trips to their den area, so I waited a day to replace the trail cam SD card. In the meantime, please enjoy this video of a Hairy Woodpecker mama feeding her big hungry son. More fox kits tomorrow!

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Damaris Brisco @fungallove.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

One last video for today. Please enjoy this adorable cuddle pile. 🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶

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Damaris Brisco @fungallove.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I put up a couple of signs to help keep the kits safe from off-leash dogs…and off-leash dogs safe from pissed-off fox parents 🤞

A handmade sign taped to the back of a metal road sign reads: CAUTION: FOX DEN NEARBY - PLEASE KEEP DOGS ON LEASH IN THIS AREA

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Damaris Brisco @fungallove.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

A pair of Gray Foxes made a den under our shed, and now I can’t get anything done with all the cuteness happening out the window. A nice problem to have 😍

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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Been awhile since I've been in Austin, high 70s and sweating like a pig. I am truly a weak Californian now.

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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Florence + Machine in Portland was amazing. PDX whoa have you changed, great upgrade.

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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Advocating at the Transfer Authority of Marin with the Chileno Valley Newt Brigade for newt safe passages.

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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Auckland is a culture shock after three days in Northland.

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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Rode in a BYD in NZ, the US is really losing the budget EV race.

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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

About to embark on a 13 hour flight. Downloading a mess of things.

Netflix Downloads of Black Mirror season 5, Striking Vipers.

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Damaris Brisco @fungallove.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Salamanders, slugs, millipedes… Our deck is a minefield of critters in the rainy season. We have to use flashlights at night to avoid them. I made some signs to remind us & our visitors. 😁 (click thru ⬇️ to see @schofield.bsky.social’s pic of a big ol’ Arboreal Salamander!)

A black plaque with the words “CAUTION SALAMANDER CROSSING” in green hangs on cedar shingles

A green plaque with the words “CAUTION SLUG XING” in yellow hangs on railing for outdoor stairs

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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

At least a dozen Slender Salamanders on our deck, and one baby Arboreal. The deck is lava in the rain.

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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Unexpected Slender man under the grill cover.

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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

We have a lot of Banana Slugs around and I stepped on one I know walking out the back door. Going to fuck with me for an eternity.

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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Going to New Zealand soon, ridculously excited about driving renting a Suzuki Jimny.

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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

@apesofthestate was fucking rad. The whole show was great, Noogy and Larry the Cable Guy Backshot were killer too.

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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

@lambrinigirls.bsky.social continue to blow me away when I see them. The crowd is so fucking good every time we see them in San Francisco.

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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Sacremento is the Austin of California. They're both capitals and ungodly hot, also other stuff.

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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Life goal of seeing Deltron 3030 achieved. They ended with Clint Eastwood, crowd went NUTS. Thanks @delhiero.bsky.social, can't wait to hear more of the new album.

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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Hard to boycott In-N-Out when you never go.

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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 30/06/2025