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Joqatana

@joqatana.bsky.social
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Formerly Homeless. Opinionated & AuDHD. Person W/Sarcasm. Does not require unsolicited advice or told what I meant. She/They/Dude Art/photo alt is @jopics Art, Mycology, Dogs, Obligatory Egrets, etc. All art & photis ©️Jo Adell unless credited otherwise.

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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 25m
Oh boy. Indivisible Marin is having two parties this weekend instead of VISIBLE ACTIONS OF PROTEST. I guess we won, huh.
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 1h
Rock. Hard place. Shut up Jo or the liberals will yell at you . Or the progressives. Somebody is always yelling at me.
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 1h
I hate that I exercise every day not “so I can keep dancing until I’m an older old lady than I am now“ but “to keep from falling down and breaking every bone in my body and being alone and in pain for the rest of my life”
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 2h
I don’t know; it musta been a boojum.
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 3h
Completely OT. I just realized my ballet teacher made me “get the wrong trousers” in a piece about a choreographer’s nightmare; she also made me BE a pair of trousers in a show about children’s’ nightmares. Someday I’ll get both shows digitized. I don’t have a DVD player anyway.
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 18h
So the fuckerberg corporation are hiding my Memorial. Figgers.
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 19h
I love you more than words can tell. Bye buddy. See ya over the rainbow. #Dogsky #Dogs
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 21h
Flood season officially began today. Or probably on Sunday but I wasn’t here for two afternoons inna row.
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 22h
From la mere du Los Tiny Dogs: Thanks for fourteen and a half years of love, Alex. You were the bestest boy you knew how to be, even if you only had two brain cells to rub together, and found the world to be a terrifying and overwhelming place. I’m going to miss you. GNU Alexander of Macedon
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When did ”unsubscribe” start meaning “please send me a text and or an email telling me I have unsubscribed from getting texts and or emails from this account?”
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s National Coffee Day? Good thing I have some.
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have to make a Tribute reel but it’s not time yet.
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The answer is charisma. Really.
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Misplaced a bottle of meds last night that would have made today Very Bad but I just found them in a place I looked through threee times last night. In the immortal words of Bobby Weir: Tragedy narrowly averted
youtu.be
Grateful Dead - Monkey And The Engineer - 10/31/1980 - Radio City Music Hall
YouTube video by Wolfgang's Grateful Dead
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh gosh I blocked the person who made a nasty remark about about deliberately “accusing non white people”by naming “a person with a vowel at the end of their name”
Photo of the 7 rapists at Cornell who had to write an essay saying how sorry they were. Several have “white names”

THE CORNELL 7
SIT
Matthew Ingalls
Diego Sarabia
Winston Lee
Scott Kretzschmar
Scott Norris
Gillio Lopes
Johnathan Newell
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
OMG my game app ad is telling me apps I have never owned have been breached. Whatever shall I do?
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There’s a deity for that. #GNU
Prayer to Anoia, goddess of Things That Get Stuck in Drawers

•ANOIA•
KEEP SAFE OUR KITCHENS AND GUARD OUR DRAWERS

She is wearing a toga; holding and surrounded by kitchen utensils.
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Apparently, these people think that college students get to choose who rapes them or else they’re implying that she just pointed at six random non white people because white people never rape anybody. Funny I’ve only ever been sexually assaulted by white guys isn’t that weird?
Apparently it was a conspiracy  to set up a bunch of poc because white boys aren’t rapists 

I blocked all of them. 

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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Facebook tells me the pope had an unscripted argument with Franklin Graham. Unscripted…
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Two hours later 3 raccoons climbed outta the culvert under the fence. I gotta do more middle of the night vaping by the window & remember the phone.
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JustJo @jopics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Raven on toppa Redwood. Probably John Cipollina. #ghost
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JustJo @jopics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Four shots of 3 #cactus flowers 🌵🌸
Opening cactus flower in front of a windowOpening cactus head on, crossed by a soon to bloom budCactus flower budFully open white cactus flower from below. About 8 inches across
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Coyote just walked past my window because of course the Device was not in my hand.
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Saw two people today I haven’t dee in decades. Haven’t seen this guy named Guy since the 80s.
Me in pink with blue hair, Guy named Guy with white hair, beard and wearing a baseball cap and plaid shirt. I met him in 1979 or possibly 1980. He had a tiny store down the hill from my parents.
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Bob Somers @bobsomers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don’t let the billionaire confuse you. If you’re voting YES on 40, you need to also vote NO on 41 & 42.
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A (relatively famous in SF) comedian literally told this joke to a buncha people over 65 today. Nobody laughed.
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Did I see a Klingon at the helm of the “future” Enterprise?
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mortuary plaque that says 
“what happened?”
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Painful: people I know quoting Ananda Palmer on fecebook.
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How come I did not know that day before yesterday was national comic book day?
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mind Over Mayhem Literally up next in my queue. Jose Ferrar, some kid who isn’t Will Robinson and the actual Robbie the Robot from the Space Temp—I mean Forbidden Planet.
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh. Again.
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s Folsom St AND Haight St fairs today? And Mill Value is full of Deadheads and the band I used to dance with at Haight St are now a duo playing 3 songs at a benefit in Fairfax. Which I might attend.
The Barry Melton Band at Haight St Fair
L-R: David Aguilar, Nick Gravenites, Roy Blumenfeld, Barry Melton, ? on bass, me, Kyle MeltonMe in pink and black doing an upside down yoga pose while suspended by pink ropes.
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So somebody is making an animated Narnia and people are saying casting Meryl Streep as the voice of Aslan is blasphemous? Did these people never see Dogma or Good Omens? Oh right. Probably not
static.klipy.com
Alanis Morissette in Dogma
Alt: Alanis Morissette is god
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know I slept late but how is it 11:30 already?
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I generally flash them if they’re on residences & I’m across the street.
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So I know nothing about Baseball Mom other than reading her statement yesterday & just read a newsletter telling me that people are telling him it’s all fake. Do we share other peoples Substacks?
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Speaking of Jungle Love I hear Greg Douglass took over the tiny town @gailsimone.bsky.social lives in last night. I wish Oregon had worked out for me. I want to be far away from here.
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just heard from la mere de los tiny dogs. It’s Alex’s time. Ave, Alexander of Macedon. Also, Ook.
Alex the tiny white dog in his Imperial Crown of Laurels.
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Jen the Tired RN @jenthetiredrn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A warning for my fellow celiacs:
PRODUCT RECALL
UNDECLARED WHEAT
BROWN SUGAR & POWDERED SUGAR RECALLED DUE TO PRESENCE OF WHEAT
"Certain light brown and powdered sugar products sold under the United, Good & Gather and Crystal Sugar brand names have been recalled due to "Potential Wheat Kernel contamination." Sold in IA, IL, IN, KS, MN, OH PA, TX. See Caption for affected lotsLight Brown Sugar - Packaged in the follow configurations:
1. United, Net Wt. 50 Ibs., (22.68kg). Item Number
810051. Distributed By: United Sugar Producers & Refiners, Minneapolis, MN 55439.
2. Good & Gather (Target), Net Wt 2 lb. (32 oz) 907g Item Number 817773. UPC 0 85239-08454 0. Dist.
By Target Corp.,
Batch numbers -
United Brown Sugar 1. MHD26223, MHD26224, MHD26225, MHD26226, MHD26227, MHD26228, MHD26229, MHD26223, MHD26225, MHD26226, MHD26223, MHD26225, MHD26226.
2. Good & Gather Batch Numbers: MHD26223, MHD26224, MHD26225, MHD26226, MHD26227, MHD26228, MHD26229.Powdered Sugar
1. United 6X, Net Wt. 50 Ibs. ((22.68kg), Item Number 810087. UPC 7 85921-07090 4. Distributed by: United Sugar Producers & Refiners, Minneapolis,
MN 55439.
2. Crystal Sugar, Net Wt. 25 Ibs. (11.3 kg), Item Number 810097. UPC 0 70090-08090 9. Distributed by Crystal Sugars Corporation, Moorhead, MN
3. Good & Gather, Net Wt 2 Ib. (32oz) 907g. Item Number 817774. UPC 0 85239-08455 7. Dist. By Target Corp. Minneapolis, MN 55403.
Batch Numbers
1. United Batch Numbers: MHD26223, MHD26224, MHD26225, MHD26226, MHD26227, MHD26229.
2. Crystal Sugar Batch Numbers: MHD26230
3. Good & Gather Batch Numbers: MHD26223, MHD26224, MHD26225, MHD26226, MHD26227, MHD26228, MHD26229.
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why would a boomer complain about their 48 year-old kids hairdo and then be cut off most parents are teenagers ain’t. Pretty much every female boomer on earth is postmenopausal. I think my grand goddaughter‘s hair is absolutely gorgeous. In black & blue with too much eyeliner. I think she’s perfect
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
BUT ME THESE SHIT PLES
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Get spam voicemail Call spam voicemail and ask when did I ask you for a loan? Spam voicemail says we will put you on our do not call list click Block number spam voicemail came from Get same spam voicemail an hour later. They won’t pick up.  WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS?
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gobbled down a shitload of cannabinoids, realized tge only shirt I looked good in was an accursed object & put it down the chute. The moon is full in Aries. My entire jaw is inflamed. Stay home and do mending. Mending is a sign of a healthy decision.
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hour anna half to find out if Imma wimp out on going to see a band.
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Thinking Person's Guide to Autism @thinkingautism.com · 19/09/2026
In which RFK Jr. replaces autism pseudoscience proponent Dr. Sylvia Fogel with even more hardcore autism pseudoscience booster and leucovorin grifter, Dr. John Gaitanis, as the head of the IACC Federal committee advising on autism research priorities. kfgo.com/2026/09/18/e... #autism #IACC
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Exclusive-Kennedy names new chair for US autism advisory panel
By Ahmed Aboulenein WASHINGTON, Sept 18 (Reuters) - US Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. named an ally, Dr. John Gaitanis, to lead a key federal advisory panel on autism on Friday, replacing a ch...
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Will never understand people on ig hearting things they know nothing about because anything that I’m interested in is boring.
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Respond to post by subsqueaking & then hiding the draft because how dare I make it about me
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Joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
From FB just now Fucking Boomer.
Composite photo of 2 headshots of a typical techbro plus a Flock camera with this text:


FLOCK OFF
CEO of Flock Garrett Langley doesn't like his photo being shared publicly
NOTICE NEWS
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JustJo @jopics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sleeping Dragon. #art #drawing
A slightly ovoid irregular spiral with 4 patterns
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