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Suede Denim Secret Police

@schofield.bsky.social
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The Valley AF Computers and Birds Cetacean Enthusiast

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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Bay must have been rough..
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Supporting the cause. You're dope.
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Sent.
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Liked, venmo?
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Marin is the same, until you get to west of Fairfax.
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
How long does it take to not reflexively try to open work Slack?
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Eh, questionable imo.
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Not great....
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
youtube.com/@hoer.berlin... Thought you might be into the origin of the meme. Whoops.
youtube.com
HÖR BERLIN
Music platform
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Y'ur tall...
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Into Hör?
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Crazy amount of good saves by the keepers today. Played keeper too. I'm not crying, at all.
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Great match.
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Also wish I spoke Spanish, always is better than the alternative.
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Not sure I wanna much more now. 😂
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The sound is atrocious for the England Mexico match. You suck @fox.
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
youtu.be/oWhy8PCuGsk?... Happy 4th!
youtu.be
NOFX - The Decline Live at Red Rocks w/ Baz's Orchestra (Official Video)
YouTube video by FAT WRECK CHORDS
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Damaris Brisco @fungallove.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Turkey Vulture spent a solid four hours perched on a utility pole outside my kitchen window this morning :)
Photograph of a Turkey Vulture (Cathartes aura) perched on the top crossbar of a utility pole. The pole is old and made of wood, and there are mosses and lichens growing on it. The background is a forested hillside, out of focus. The Vulture is backlit by sunlight, perched on the left side of the crossbar; their back is toward the camera, and their head is facing right. Their attitude is alert and contemplative.
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Damaris Brisco @fungallove.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
No fox videos today - I try to minimize how often I make trips to their den area, so I waited a day to replace the trail cam SD card. In the meantime, please enjoy this video of a Hairy Woodpecker mama feeding her big hungry son. More fox kits tomorrow!
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Damaris Brisco @fungallove.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
One last video for today. Please enjoy this adorable cuddle pile. 🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶
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Damaris Brisco @fungallove.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I put up a couple of signs to help keep the kits safe from off-leash dogs…and off-leash dogs safe from pissed-off fox parents 🤞
A handmade sign taped to the back of a metal road sign reads: CAUTION: FOX DEN NEARBY - PLEASE KEEP DOGS ON LEASH IN THIS AREA
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Damaris Brisco @fungallove.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
A pair of Gray Foxes made a den under our shed, and now I can’t get anything done with all the cuteness happening out the window. A nice problem to have 😍
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Tran Girlismo: The Real Podcast Simulator @trangirlismo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Episode 18: First Ballot Can't Park There Hall Of Famer | Tran Girlismo (& Victoria Scott)
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Hit 103 at our station and 97 official in Forest Knolls. Gross.
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Been awhile since I've been in Austin, high 70s and sweating like a pig. I am truly a weak Californian now.
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Florence + Machine in Portland was amazing. PDX whoa have you changed, great upgrade.
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Feel that way when I like some of your posts.
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Advocating at the Transfer Authority of Marin with the Chileno Valley Newt Brigade for newt safe passages.
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Sounds like all cell providers are down.
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Or in The Valley.
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Can Check.
Beer, IPA, from LA's Paperback Brewery
Extensibly called What The Fuck!?!
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Auckland is a culture shock after three days in Northland.
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Rode in a BYD in NZ, the US is really losing the budget EV race.
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
About to embark on a 13 hour flight. Downloading a mess of things.
Netflix Downloads of Black Mirror season 5, Striking Vipers.
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Damaris Brisco @fungallove.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Salamanders, slugs, millipedes… Our deck is a minefield of critters in the rainy season. We have to use flashlights at night to avoid them. I made some signs to remind us & our visitors. 😁 (click thru ⬇️ to see @schofield.bsky.social’s pic of a big ol’ Arboreal Salamander!)
A black plaque with the words “CAUTION SALAMANDER CROSSING” in green hangs on cedar shinglesA green plaque with the words “CAUTION SLUG XING” in yellow hangs on railing for outdoor stairs
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Also a huge boi. (Arboreal)
Arboreal Salamander. Marin, CA
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
At least a dozen Slender Salamanders on our deck, and one baby Arboreal. The deck is lava in the rain.
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Unexpected Slender man under the grill cover.
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
We have a lot of Banana Slugs around and I stepped on one I know walking out the back door. Going to fuck with me for an eternity.
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Going to New Zealand soon, ridculously excited about driving renting a Suzuki Jimny.
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
What is the new PowerGlove?
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
@apesofthestate was fucking rad. The whole show was great, Noogy and Larry the Cable Guy Backshot were killer too.
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
She got the crowd to build a human pyramid and then mosh around it. The wholesome ending was 😘
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
They are the most inclusive wholesome punk rock shows I've been to.
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
@lambrinigirls.bsky.social continue to blow me away when I see them. The crowd is so fucking good every time we see them in San Francisco.
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
2. Sugar free sativa?
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I'll move to the city to vote for you.
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Fuck, didn't know that was a thing.
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Mostly a lot of ppl moving from the Bay and better bbq.
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Suede Denim Secret Police @schofield.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Sacremento is the Austin of California. They're both capitals and ungodly hot, also other stuff.
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