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TimmySchneeks

@schneety.bsky.social
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Turns out it's mostly just dad jokes and puns. Paintin' some little stuff occasionally too. He/Him and doing my best to respect you/yours.

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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
read clue, looked at profile pic, lost it. MCDAID'S DRUGS
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gutted
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Heathcliff Yawning and Falling Asleep
ALT: Heathcliff Yawning and Falling Asleep
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Battlestar Galacica should fit in there nicely So say we all!
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
had a similar set to start my collection with and love the paints, hope you do too! It is sad how much of our lives has to be about the lesser evils, tired of maintaining a very large blacklist too. For whatever it's worth from internet rando, don't sweat your choice too much! Enjoy your hobby!
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nice! I just ran that since it was featured, and died like 10 times to stupid stuff. Funny how it works sometimes.
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have absolutely spent more at the store because of MotM, I mean usually just a pot of paint or 2, or a white dwarf, but I will definitely be in there less. I guess most people don't do that enough to make it "worth it," though, shame.
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just Bumblin'
A bumble bee gettin' a little taste of a flower outside my front door
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Coincidence??? esawebb.org/news/weic2610/
esawebb.org
Webb finds strongest evidence yet for "black hole stars”
The complex puzzle of the objects known as little red dots (LRDs) has gradually become more complete since their initial discovery by the NASA/ESA/CSA James Webb Space Telescope in 2022. Now a particu...
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Haven't painted little dudes in a bit. Back at it with some headless elves though, trying to decide on the inner wing/feathers color. And how nuts to go highlighting each feather, whew. #nerdlings #warhammer #warhammercommunity #wepaintminis
Swooping Hawk Exarch without a head. Powder blue with yellow/red/pink/blue rainbow wings on a white backgroundSwooping Hawk squad without heads. Powder blue with yellow/red/pink/blue rainbow wings
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Congrats! I've been trying my first solos in this sandbox too. Prophecy is a good one to go for flawless if you haven't tried it, it's my only one
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The cool kids also called it Gleaming the Cube, there's a great documentary by the same name
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
at least in USD, 2x all of these, and still have a balance on the card🫠 bsky.app/profile/andy...
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Legion of the Prammed?
Yanosh in ghost form pushing a pram (off screen) to abduct baby oscar in ghostbusters
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Really looks the part! Love this one, nice work!
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just to be sure, I may have been tricked before, this is NOT three or four wimpy, nice, friendly goblins dressed up in a strong, mean, tough goblin suit right??
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
At the fridge, with looks that say "listen lady, we did what we could with the resources we were given. Now, let's talk about the bacon in there and maybe next time you'll find yourself a little better protected"
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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Mini of the month - Reflections Entry 2 - by Amber (posted by @jameswildman.bsky.social) "This is the ideal male body. You make not like it, but this is what perfection looks like." #Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
A photo of a Warhammer miniature diorama. Standing atop a pile of skulls wearing nothing but a helmet is a sassy Nurgling admiring itself in a cracked and rusted Slaaneshi mirror. Close-up photo so you can see the Nurgling's rosy bum cheeks.A photo of a Warhammer miniature diorama. Standing atop a pile of skulls wearing nothing but a helmet is a sassy Nurgling admiring itself in a cracked and rusted Slaaneshi mirror, propped up in the rubble of a ruined building.A photo of a Warhammer miniature diorama. Standing atop a pile of skulls wearing nothing but a helmet is a sassy Nurgling admiring itself in a cracked and rusted Slaaneshi mirror, propped up in the rubble of a ruined building.A photo of a Warhammer miniature diorama. Standing atop a pile of skulls wearing nothing but a helmet is a sassy Nurgling admiring itself in a cracked and rusted Slaaneshi mirror, propped up in the rubble of a ruined building.
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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Mini of the month - Reflections Entry 4 by @grumpykiltpin.bsky.social Foreshadowing #Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
A  pre-heresy Corvidae Sorcerer of the Thousand Sons Legion encounters a mysterious doorway in a forest clearing. As he watches an image forms, it appears to be himself in the future, but his armour, his staff, and even the power he wields is very different. Is this a portent of what will be and, if so, what does it mean?
A  pre-heresy Corvidae Sorcerer of the Thousand Sons Legion encounters a mysterious doorway in a forest clearing. As he watches an image forms, it appears to be himself in the future, but his armour, his staff, and even the power he wields is very different. Is this a portent of what will be and, if so, what does it mean?
A  pre-heresy Corvidae Sorcerer of the Thousand Sons Legion encounters a mysterious doorway in a forest clearing. As he watches an image forms, it appears to be himself in the future, but his armour, his staff, and even the power he wields is very different. Is this a portent of what will be and, if so, what does it mean?
A  pre-heresy Corvidae Sorcerer of the Thousand Sons Legion encounters a mysterious doorway in a forest clearing. As he watches an image forms, it appears to be himself in the future, but his armour, his staff, and even the power he wields is very different. Is this a portent of what will be and, if so, what does it mean?
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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Mini of the month - Reflections Entry 8 by @rat-bag.bsky.social Insufficient application of dakka #Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
two Ork kommando boys fire their sluggas at an ultramarine victrix guard with a storm shield down a narrow choke point in an Ork scrapyard. Bullets glance off the shield and armour. This could be going better. It’s implied that the nob will have some constructive feedback for them at a later date.two Ork kommando boys fire their sluggas at an ultramarine victrix guard with a storm shield down a narrow choke point in an Ork scrapyard. Bullets glance off the shield and armour. This could be going better. It’s implied that the nob will have some constructive feedback for them at a later date.two Ork kommando boys fire their sluggas at an ultramarine victrix guard with a storm shield down a narrow choke point in an Ork scrapyard. Bullets glance off the shield and armour. This could be going better. It’s implied that the nob will have some constructive feedback for them at a later date.two Ork kommando boys fire their sluggas at an ultramarine victrix guard with a storm shield down a narrow choke point in an Ork scrapyard. Bullets glance off the shield and armour. This could be going better. It’s implied that the nob will have some constructive feedback for them at a later date.
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ian looking at 2024 bsky
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The Doctor: Laws of Time are Mine
Alt: The Doctor: the Laws of Time are Mine!
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"enlarged to show detail (of some other snack, certainly not cheez-its)"
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
American style? Which region of the US? Like many of our food products you can't legally call cheese, we have varieties for all cuisines and occasions.
Just a hint at the vast array of cheez-it options available in 'murica
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Take the first letter of each SLS and pass it through the nerdling decoder ring
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A Christmas Story Ralphie
Alt: A Christmas Story - Ralphie finds out the secret decoder ring message is an ad for ovaltine
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Great chili peppers album
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I'd also humbly suggest Crocodile Dundee, of course, alongside the short youtube masterpiece "Aussie Star Wars Episode IV: A New Bloke" You'll be speaking like a local in no time!
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
parental advisory explicit content sticker for this banger of an album cover
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Really ties the room together
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It is wild how realistic that looks. Cardboard and hot glue?!?
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Some of that may be cheating with a little LED light...but some of it's painted too!
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Thanks!
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
His keywords say monster, but he's just a big softie. #jhbackdrops
Vizzik Skour, in a #jhbackdrops sewer with a green glow from below. He's wearing muted green and red robes, on a colorful flowery base
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It may just be the Gary Oldman factor but quite partial to Zorg. Over the top like the rest of the movie, but cold and ruthless. Great haircut too. "Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun."💥
Jean-Baptiste Zorg from the fifth element
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I said what I said!
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Rockbiter's Exquisite Gourmet Rocks
Alt: Rockbiter's Exquisite Gourmet Rocks
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Ian's rocks are the best. Joy to paint, great texture, drybrush well to bring out that texture, great mouth feel, fits right in with the plastic stuff. You won't regret it! These are some rubble city, I believe from the Domus kit.
work in progress of Vizzik's base with some added Fenris Games rubble, painted & drybrushedclose up of some finished Fenris rubble with some tuffts and flowers next to Vizzik's cloak and the built-in rubble he stands on
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
How it's Made is so much better when the narrator actually knows the subject matter
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
When you're building it, just remember - You'll get there faster if you take it slow. Way down in WOHOMO
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Hello, it's Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
What if... Jack Kirby designed KIRBY??
PAL Kirby as designed by Jack Kirby, as drawn by Dan McDaid
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Submitted without comment (this is probably why it stuck) bsky.app/profile/jay....
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Ricki - Git-Bashed @kitbashedgaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Still on Ebay my excellent cardinal on Zombie dragon for flesheater courts ebay.io/m/HSQE7i #warhammercommunity
ebay.io
Warhammer Age of Sigmar Flesheater Courts Ghoulking on Zombie Dragon | eBay UK
Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Warhammer Age of Sigmar Flesheater Courts Ghoulking on Zombie Dragon at the best online prices at eBay UK! Free delivery for many products!
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Turkey man not moderated, adorable lil fairy moderated. What kind of world is this?
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Was gonna say we could make a killing selling that stuff but I think it's just NyQuil
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
You also may or may not see an ancient turkey man (not gonna spoil it)
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Powerade pottle but it says power nap instead
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Josef's Scared Reaction: It's Moving!
Alt: Josef's Scared Reaction: It's Moving!
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Waaaarrrmmmm
The right arm of a salamander librarian in Terminator armor which is holding a power axe with a molten effect in oranges yellows and reds.
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
delivery notes: maybe don't need to go through the Bering Strait
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Away from the painting desk this week buuuuut I'll take it #nerdlings #astronomy
A nighttime starry field with the Big Dipper visible center frame
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hmm, not sure we've met before 👀
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TimmySchneeks @schneety.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It's such a giraffe picture of you Jess! I mean it's such a nice giraffe of you! I mean wow that's a long neck
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