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Schnak

@schnak.bsky.social
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mattingly is baseball's Born Loser and the Phillies (or any franchise) would be wise to steer clear of him.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I presume the Academy Award winner is Jon Voight?
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hud?
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They didn’t die FROM the war. They died WITH the war.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mustin makes me feel good!
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I always get him mixed up with Jim Kolbe.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
All I needed to see was "By Peter Baker" and the circle was squared.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is there no one in his life who can tell him how bad that hairpiece looks?
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Uh that's a no.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Leaving nothing but plankton for the authors who got screwed.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggCp...
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Mike & The Mad Dog: Daredevil...True Story?
YouTube video by Eric Senich
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Not sure the guy who thought Daredevil was a true story is the best judge of someone's intelligence.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You'll be cheering when they retire his number on Big G Day at the Stadium in 2031.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Cooperstown awaits.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
And apparently turned into a weird amalgam of Wolf Blitzer and Peter Bogdanovich.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I was ready to be outraged, but "It's good bro, it's good" put me firmly in the pisser's camp. Well played, my man!
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I muted the phrase "Bumpin' that" about two years ago, but I still get the skeets. I wonder if he faced a similar dilemma and just blocked to stop the madness.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I’m going to tell my grandchildren that was John Fetterman.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The Lisa McManus America’s Test Kitchen video is the Bicycle Thieves of salad spinner videos.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Real heads know this genre as "Africadabra." @hollywoodsteve.bsky.social @jdryznar.bsky.social
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Jesus. Al Hunt looks like he died five years ago and James Carville look like he's lying in his coffin.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The New Day Rising/Girl Who Lives on Heaven Hill/I Apologize trifecta on NDR is the Hüsker Dü Singularity for me.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Yes! So rare to see this masterpiece on TV.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Spending 20 minutes rhapsodizing about the Earl Weaver Orioles who routinely got rinsed by inferior teams in the postseason while pretty much ignoring the 70s A’s and Yankees who actually won multiple World Series was pretty egregious as well.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
TV viewers from the 1970s will remember her as the spokeswoman for Hostess Twinkies. RIP. www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_2P...
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Hostess Cakes commercial with Ann Blyth
YouTube video by vcrcooking
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This repulsive bald pantload in high waisted Dockers says yes.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
And how to conjugate verbs.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I spent ten minutes backstage with John Flansburgh of @tmbg.bsky.social talking about the Welcome Back Kotter theme song.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Whitaker is a non-entity and Wertheim exists only to do puff pieces about PGA golfers. Stahl is the one driving this train and she probably needs a few more gold bars to fill up her sarcophagus.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Posnanski was a "big fan" of child rapist enabler Joe Paterno as I recall.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Who'd have thought the guy who falsely accused someone of being an anthrax murderer would also be a total bullshit artist?
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Liz Mair literally tried to get Carly Fiorina elected to the Senate. One of the dumbest human beings on the planet.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
The guy who became a millionaire glorifying the 90s Dallas Cowboys and their Rape House—in a book literally titled Boys Will Be Boys—is the last person who should be lecturing others on journalistic ethics. Clearly Pearlman has a lot of bad karma he needs to work off when he's not counting his money
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
God only knows if he'll be a good councilman. But I get good vibrations from this guy.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
He’s probably the biggest buffoon on New York sports radio.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Can't wait for 2029 to read Baker's book where he reveals Trump failed six cognitive tests and has been eating his own feces for the past two years.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
That's too bad. He was a solid ham-and-egg PBP guy. I guess this means we get more of the insufferable Ryan Ruocco.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
It's P!nk, for Christ, get it right.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
And just like the French Plantation sequence, U.S. troops won't be seen in Iran for another 20 years.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
"All The Blowing-Themselves-Up Motherfuckers (Will Realise the Minute They Die That They Were Suckers)" by Julian Cope
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
"Slim Pickens Does the Right Thing and Rides the Bomb to Hell" by The Offspring
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Somwhere in their archives is the exact same article about Eva Braun.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Well the team owner and GM are Fascists, so that’s not happening.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
About as likely as him pushing some dude out an eight-story window to his death. Oh wait. He did that.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
William Carlos Williams, I presume?
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Then he squandered all that cred on Star Search with his lame "Hit me with the digits!" catch phrase.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I had to cut her out of a children's biography book I was writing because she somehow got a hold of an advance copy of her chapter and was just a colossal pain in the ass about it. So this tracks.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Not to mention his vodka intoxication.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Les Aspin left the Clinton cabinet in February of 1994. Clinton also specialized in "firing" cabinet nominees before they were even confirmed. Zoe Baird, Kimba Wood, the incredibly weird Bobby Ray Inman, etc.
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Schnak @schnak.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I Google every couple on Tattletales to find out how long the marriage lasted.
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