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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’m just one guy, but I’m a lifelong baseball fan, and if MLB causes a baseball park to be built in a national park, they’ll never get another dime of my money.

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

That one play in the Texas-Tennessee game is a perfect summary of the state of college football right now.

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Had a thought this afternoon: I've bought copies of Band on the Run on vinyl, cassette, 8-track, and CD. Anyone else have an album like that?

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

All this time I thought Susan Collins was just incredibly stupid, but I was wrong--it turns out that she's a crook, too.

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

For the last three weeks, the high temperature in my town has been 94 degrees or above. The lowest low temperature was 74. At night. In September. But, yeah, we have other stuff to worry about.

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Supposed to go tomorrow to try to recruit high school juniors to come to my university, and I somehow have to do it without disclosing my doubt that society is going to exist long enough for them to finish a degree. Wish me luck!

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

What’s going on at #NPR? Do you think we won’t listen to a news story if you don’t give it jokey framing as a game show, or do you think your listeners are just too dumb to understand it otherwise? Maybe just tell me the news?

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

People don't really understand how evolution works. There's no instinct, no evolutionary imperative, for survival of the species. There's only pressure for survival of genes. So, we're doomed. Greed for power, money, and sex trumps (word chosen advisedly) good sense every time.

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Trump is not sending anyone five thousand dollars. If this cynical fake bribe works, it will prove that America is too stupid to survive.

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

A deranged old man is running the country into the ground and everyone is standing around saying, “Welp, nothing we can do.”

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

If we’re going to change the names of lakes, let’s change the Great Salt Lake to “Lake Trump.” It’s not going to be around much longer, but will leave a fetid toxic mess that takes decades to clean up.

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Y'all know I'm not a fan of the Babylon Bee, but when they're right, they're right, and they've nailed this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=V74C...

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We Asked AI To Give Us The Unbiased Facts About AI Data Centers

YouTube video by The Babylon Bee

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Remember when Trump decided that we were all going to start calling the Gulf of Mexico “Gulf of America?” How’d that go? It must be sad to be President of the United States and have nobody pay attention to your bloviation.

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

We were in Nashville a couple of weeks ago, and the Country Music Hall of Fame had a really nice exhibit on Dolly's career. It only made us love her more, and it's hard to believe that we could. Dolly was everything a human should be--kind, smart, generous, funny, and could sing a bit.

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

"National treasure" doesn't begin to cover it. Dolly, we were lucky to have you as long as we did.

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

You have to admit, Trump's plan to lower beef prices by selling uninspected Argentine meat is pure genius! If people are afraid to eat beef, the prices will go down!

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Summary of today’s news: “Crazy old man says insane thing, hastens enfuckification of planet.”

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Arkansas Times @arktimes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Dashcam footage of a recent PIT maneuver by Arkansas State Police shows a trooper sending a speeding car careening into a third vehicle, seriously injuring the third car's two elderly occupants. It's a bad look, even for an agency that traffics in bad looks.

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Dashcam shows state police high-speed PIT maneuver sending fleeing car directly into bystanders’ vehicle - Arkansas Times

George Cotros, 73, and Carmela Cotros, 68, were hospitalized for more than a week with injuries sustained in the wreck.

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Joshua Baez has hit three home runs in his major league debut for the Cardinals. First player ever to do that. Now if he can just do that every day…

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

96 degrees at 7:30 at night, but tell me again about how we don’t need to worry about the climate.

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Electric gloves? That’s some evil shit.

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Who’s the worst guy in the Senate? Cruz? Cotton? McConnell? Josh Hawley’s histrionics against Fauci the other day put him right into the conversation.

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

A new poll shows Trump's approval rating is the lowest it has ever been. Understand what that means--you *have* to vote Democratic in the mid-terms. Don't like the candidate? Doesn't matter. The more Democrats in the House and Senate, the less damage Trump can do. Hold your nose and vote!

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 18/07/2026

I wasn’t ready for this. ☠️ 😭 Low T Pete will never live this down.

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

This testosterone stuff is some cartoon-level stupidity. It's to the point where any time Hegseth (or any Trump official) appears on television, "The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down" should be playing in the background. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBgA...

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1937 HITS ARCHIVE: The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down - Eddy Duchin (Lew Sherwood, vocal)

YouTube video by The78Prof

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Student: It's the hottest summer ever. Me: It's the coolest summer for the rest of your life.

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I guess the country has been acquired by private equity?

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Texas forcing schoolchildren to read the story of Jonah in the Bible will do more to convince them that it’s a fantasy book than all the science I could ever teach them.

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

People in France literally drowning to escape the heat. But climate change is a hoax, right? www.nytimes.com/2026/06/23/w...

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40 People Drown in France Amid Scorching Temperatures

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

It seems as if we've quit talking about climate change. But we have to talk about it.

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

The world is undergoing the “demographic transition.” As the female education rate increases, the birth rate drops. It comes down to this—if you love coral reefs or scarlet tanagers, you have to fight for women’s rights. The fact that it’s the right thing to do should also figure into your choices.

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

We watched Josh Johnson’s “Symphony“ on HBO last night. It was hilarious, imaginative, and for a stand-up special, unexpectedly sweet. I always like him on The Daily Show, but had no idea how talented he is.

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Filled my vehicle with gas this morning about 8. Filled up my wife’s car just now. Price had gone up 14 cents a gallon. So. Much. Winning.

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Making people suffer and die for your philosophy or ideology or religion is some nefarious shit. It’s the textbook definition of evil.

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Trump: I'm not a pedophile! The only philes I know anything about are the ones I stole and hid in the bathroom at Mar-a-lago!

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Trump: I’m not a pedophile! I don’t even know what the word means!

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Trump: I'm not a pedophile! But even if I was, remember that time Obama wore a tan suit?!?

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Trump: I’m not a pedophile. America: That’s just what a pedophile would say!

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Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Absolutely remarkable statement from Pope Leo today. One for the history books www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

When someone threatens that "a whole civilization will die tonight" and that someone is the President of the United States, it's up to the cabinet members to do as they've sworn to do and invoke the 25th Amendment. Having a madman with his finger on the button has to stop. #civilizationwilldie.

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

I’m excited about my new hobby that consists of writing either “Fuck” or “sucks” on dollar bills.

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Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

That’s all right you piece of shit, dance on Mueller’s grave. You ain’t seen grave dancing like what’s going to happen when the LDL does its job.

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