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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 18h
Hell yeah.
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Walker’s evaluation is as true now as ever.
A passage from Article 1 of David Walker’s Appeal in Four Articles, originally published in 1829: “I have beeb for years troubling the pages of historians, to find out what our fathers have done to the white Christians of America, to merit such condign punishment as they have inflicted on them, and do continue to inflict on us their children.  But I must aver, that my researched have hitherto been to no effect.  I have therefore, come to the immoveable conclusion, that they (Americans) have, and do continue to punish us for nothing else, but for enriching them and their country.  For, I cannot conceive of anything else.  Nor will I ever believe otherwise, until the Lord shall convince me.”
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I finished Act 1 yesterday. So, it’s good to know sticking with it will have some rewards.
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’ve genuinely considered giving the game up because I don’t know that I can spend that much time steeped in bleakness and technonihilism. But, to this point I’ve persevered.
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’ve started playing Cyberpunk 2077 recently. I find it a deeply uncomfortable game. I think a large part of that discomfort comes from an imagined world where this kind of unaccountable corporate power is accepted as a matter of course.
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So, I was out on it until I found out that the production team included some longstanding members of the FGC in it as a celebration of their contribution to the game. Now I’ll happily have it on in the background while play Pokemon or something. youtu.be/rdrVB67HR-g?...
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So...I'm in the Street Fighter movie
YouTube video by Maximilian Dood
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I would like to point out that while many jobs purport to have systems in place to protect service workers from suffering abuse or cruel language, in practice the institution often fails or shirks those obligations in favor of the client. They are performing something they don’t do for people.
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The recently announced MtG god pack card frame with the text: “April — 1805; Napoleon is Master of Europe; Only the British fleet stands before him; Oceans are now battlefields.
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ll never forget the simultaneous crunch and gluiness of the carpets there.
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I say this as a 40 year old who can’t stay awake anywhere anymore. If I’m sitting/laying there, I’m passing out without any control.
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Be ungovernable. Nap wherever you want.
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hell yeah.
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Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not sure who made this but yes
Homer Simpson wearing Phillies gear backing into hedges and coming out wearing sixers gear
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The accuracy of this is giving me heartburn.
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And which members of the admin made an inside bet on Kalshi for exactly that result?
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is giving me flashbacks.
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They would make a higher order statement of “I want”, and then they’d repeatedly fail at understanding everything that made that request up. This is the exact experience people (especially the reply people) are failing at now.
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I used to work in software support. Trying to help people understand and express their report, mail list, or whatever as a series of conditional statements was just impossible.
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just watched this, and was thinking about the responses you are made to endure on the internet. youtube.com/shorts/U7dbQ...
youtube.com
The world is too sensitive!! Feat @LLCoolJ and @CBS
YouTube video by SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
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Jim Trinca @jimtrinca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Huang not knowing his own address isn't anything to do with AI brainpoisoning, it's classic Rich Guy nonsense: the same thing as Christopher Nolan not using email or owning a smartphone. Detachment from the realities of normal human life because someone wipes their arses for them.
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I remember when NY sued Fan Duel for their daily fantasy as illegal online gambling (NY was correct). The result ended up being the legalization of online sports betting and proliferation of the casino economy. I really hope that NY wins this time.
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can’t help but think that the hollowing out of newsrooms and international desks also plays a part. It’s not just that outlets are less willing to cover it, there are also fewer people doing international reporting.
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Polly Pallister-Wilkins @pollypw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The film Meta removed from Instagram… bsky.app/profile/roel...
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why does the statue at the opening of the clip look so much like @grubb.wtf ? Was Johnny Cash clairvoyant?
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have commited the cardinal sin of…adjusting the height of my desk.
Two small Shih Tsu’s stare anxiously in the direction of the camera.  They are visibly distressed, and afraid to approach the area they are watching.
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My man looks like a Jim Henson muppet of a klansman.
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The box art for the 1995 video game Stonekeep.  An animated skeleton attacks with a sword.  The image is overlayed over a foil background to give the image a sense of depth and motion.
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Kathleen De Vere @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com · 21/09/2026
I'm sorry for being slow about everything. I'm sad and tired and alive in the year 2026.
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This reminded me of the comically large rice delivery thread from the other site. That was a hilarious day to experience live.
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mel and I went to Honeysuckle for my birthday in 2025. It was a fantastic experience, and I hope to go again at some point.
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Philadelphia Inquirer @inquirer.com · 15/09/2026
Fifty-two Philadelphia schools lack air conditioning. The Eagles' star quarterback will cool the auditorium at Northeast High, and said he wants to give more.
inquirer.com
Jalen Hurts donated $600,000 for AC at Philadelphia’s largest high school
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Brian Barrish @brianbarrish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
MALALA SAYS GO BIRDS
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s a little weird when you’ve already been doing the midlife crisis hobbies for 30 years to say, “I’m gonna change up my social activities entirely.”
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
2D Metroid will take my life, and I give it gladly.
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What’s an example of perfect casting?
A still shot of F. Murray Abraham as Antonio Salieri in the movie Amadeus.
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Having two dogs with two different prescription diets for very different dietary needs is one of life’s small Hells.
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is what this HHS behaves like.
A screen shot of the 90’s SNL sketch “How Much Ya Bench?” Which was a talk show where men on steroids, with over-muscled torsos, and skinny legs responded to every argument by yelling “How Much Ya Bench?”
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social Allowing bald faced lying in society is bad.
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
NO!
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If you want an example of how disinterested he is in his constituents, his website doesn’t provide phone contact information. It directs you to an email submission form. If you submit through the form, you receive a form letter and get signed up for his newsletter. He actively shuns constituents.
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’m always struck by the lack awareness in posts like the one you’re sharing. What’s the game’s job? Shouldn’t a review interrogate that? Why it the assumption that an interrogation would have a linear answer? Why wouldn’t a review not interrogate players’ assumptions about what is for them or not?
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I was literally just listening to the newest episode of Post Games where @plante.bsky.social asks Russ from Retro Game Corps this exact question.
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Welp, Mega Heatran is about to fuck some shit up in Champions.
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It was genuinely moving to see him sitting in shock, tears welling in his eyes, and him being totally overwhelmed when it happened. Dragonite forever!
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Feeling really good about my decision to actively cut down on how much beef I eat a few years ago.
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Inside it looked like a Rube Goldberg machine of conveyor belts that ran from ovens to sorting and packaging stations. What I really remember though was that the smell of mass roasting potatoes was incredible, and I wanted to eat so much when we left.
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
As a kid I did several school field trips to the Herr’s factory. This was a long time ago, and I’m sure it has changed since. At the time though, it was a pretty straightforward corrugated steel warehouse building.
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It’ll be easy to avoid any of these because I had no interest to begin with, but good to know.
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Every time I read or hear something like this, I hear Joey Knish say, “And I need a blowjob from Christy Turlington. The fuck you mean you have revenue opportunities above $30 trillion?”
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Schmucki @schmucki.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The assholes know what they’re doing. They know that it costs them nothing to be polite in an interpersonal capacity where there are no stakes because they get to do their harm at scale where there the stakes have real magnitude.
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