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@schmelix.bsky.social
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Genuinely funny because I just noticed Az is genuinely the nicest and most sympathetic version of Nergui I can make and subsequently every AU is me nudging him towards the “godawful bastard” side of the scale lol. I miss my shithead…
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hydrogen bomb (god of desire) vs coughing baby (almost anyone in warcraft) His lek is gonna be titanic.
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evil guy (comms open!) @shalpilot.etheirys.social · 30/09/2026
hi. kheb fic chapter 1 archiveofourown.org/works/93580446
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tempest keep truther @mothy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When you have a friend @schmelix.bsky.social
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It can be grisped, but only once
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Getting forced to think about Az’s decade of orc is so funny.
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
only found out about ellipsus today and ngl I half wanna share my works but its been sadly all oc/canon cunt4cunt business I fear
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vktrclrvl @vktr-clrvl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh Garek I adore you
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dawn 🐻🫧(19 days 🎂) @dreamcastpop.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
poor guy... he doesn't know...
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oracle is so funny. What do you mean when I swap to it Lyk's eyes start glowing and his third eye opens
Just a nice black and white shot of an elven man standing with his hands on hips. Text bubble says "Ah shit 1 sec; in raid spec"The joke here is that oracle (the dungeon build I use) makes the character's eyes glow, so there is a severe lens flare effect centered on him. A Tauren is recoiling from this. A demon hunter is unaffected because she has no eyes to get flashbanged on
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invertebrate @crevicedwelling.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I love you, Scolopendra subspinipes!!
A large reddish-brown centipede on the ground, my two hands are making a heart around it
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you ever wanted to know what happens when a whole key gets dc'd by a disconnect, it auto depletes and ends. And turns weird
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bee, from the sandwich @profbadvibes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
ff14 players talk about their game it's the finest purest cocaine while wow players talk about their game like it's gutter crack cut with fent
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I love being a giant hypocrite and never making anything past sketches lmfao
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♥️✦IShowElves✦♥️ @thexteras.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It’s also a discussion where it feels bad when you bring it up and get hit with “engagement doesn’t matter, do it for yourself!” From people who…don’t have these issues in the first place while also pointedly not engaging with or sharing the work of their pears. All while saying “support art!”.
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zoraal ja's psychoanalyst @zoraalja.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
can ppl actually stop mindlessly scrolling feeds to really engage w art and writing they see. it feels like the more effort a creative put into their work, the more of a chore ppl think it is to engage with it and thats depressing. i promise your community's passions are not lousy homework.
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
retooling my perfect little man's trp hooks and I keep finding it funny just how biased he is against thalassian elves.
White text on black background. Reads as following: And the most common chance encounter is that of mercenary work. While typically a loner, Asrinth is wont to take larger jobs with the assistance of another party. Anyone working with him will find him taciturn and quite obviously using them to minimize his own risk of harm, though this is potentially mitigated by him being rather effective in support. 
He has a habit of valiantly attempting to stiff a quel/sin'dorei partner. He is distinctly annoying and keen about it. Anyone else? Paid fairly and insistently so.
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My sole opinion on current lore discoursé is that killing off any character has to have some hard reasoning behind it or else you are going to do a lot of damage by changing peoples’ expectations and investment towards a story. You are leaving potential to go into the trash.
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dirt implied @wardeneater.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
you must not only be your oc’s #1 fan but also their #1 hater. understand that nobody’s dislike matters because they could never understand and therefore hate that guy like you do. you know everything about them, in love and hate. wring that bitch out like a towel
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I only post about my misanthropic, toxic ass, mental hurricane elf and it is to my detriment.
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Donivan 🚧 coding site! @umbramoth.art · 18/12/2024
unapologetic OC lovers rise up….!!!! #OCsky
An edited meme of a photo of an orange cat standing on its back legs and looking down, seeming sad. Text reads: Not sorry for being obsessed with my own OC / It’s awesome and it will happen again.
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evil guy (comms open!) @shalpilot.etheirys.social · 25/08/2026
doomed.
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mocha ☕️🔞 @mochamorii.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"We are very sorry. Mochamorii .LTD deeply apologizes for the incident that transpired 
on August 23rd, 2026. At 11:03 pm, an Etsy customer opened a
package and out lept a paper crab (crabbus canapaperus) that was
accidentally included with the merchandise. The crab then proceeded
to maul a G'raha Tia plushie for 9 minutes and 48 seconds before the
customer was able to subdue the animal. 

G'raha Tia was flown (upon the eternal wind) to John Hopkins Hospital
where he remains in critical condition. Our thoughts are with his family.

At Mochamorii.etsy.com, we take great care into every package we 
send out. Safety has always been a core value. There is no excuse for
what has happened and we will review our packaging process to 
insure this will never happen again. We thank you for your support. "
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Cathy Kwan 🍅 MCM London @completelycathy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dorohedoro WIP. Had to draw my favs Shin and Noi 🍜🔨🫀
WIP of Shin and Noi from Dorohedoro
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I love how you can post about the 1 thing I give a shit about and I’m on the post like a laser dot on someone’s forehead
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JL - commissions open @belowmsl.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Bear with me. I am still learning how to draw him. #warcraft #warcrafttroll #amani #zuljan #warcraftmemes
Zul'jan sitting on some Amani stone while looking mildly disappointed in the style of the "There is nothing we can do" Napoleon meme. There is a text bubble next to him saying, "There is nothing we can do..."
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Warlock in grey hell with demonfly
art of a dark skinned, blonde warlock with coily hair relaxing against a wall. He has a demonfly wrapped around his hand.
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Janus developed a hilarious need to save the bugs because Az and Shel just wanted to kill them. Az came around to it, Shel decided to play bad aunt
Elf with his kid on his shoulders cupping a bug
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Actual image of me antagonizing one of my severe mental illnesses because I want 500 in overtime
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evil guy (comms open!) @shalpilot.etheirys.social · 21/08/2026
do you hear skittering in your walls? is your wallet often going missing? are you finding charges for various european cheeses in your bank statements? you might have a BEASTSUI INFESTATION
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Earl @blacklung82.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
whenever i’m watching porn and he slaps her on the butt i’m always like what the hell why would you do that, please be kind
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 19/08/2026
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Its me, my night work, and my dad being perturbed that I’m staying up until 7 am here
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Dan Morison @darkmechanic.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
it's happened again
the 'say the line bart' meme, and bart is saying 'spent all day on a warm up drawing', a familier pitfall for the average artist
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Bugliker @collisioncha0s.newgrounds.com · 18/08/2026
I forgot to post my fawking fursona here. But here is my son Fulgore #art #furryart
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Stefmadarts @stef-mad-arts.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Forever a supporter to give the demon hunter class to the orcs and draenei, of all races these two have alot of potential to be that class. And then maybe one day for nightborne too.
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My ride or die wow ship **WAS** the crackship until I realized in horror it would be perfect. It fucking displaced the actual one I was working on, which was "two old farts smoke and frot with each other" IT SUPPLANTED THE OLD MAN YAOI
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Behold! Thingy.
A jar of freshly pickled okra
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evil guy (comms open!) @shalpilot.etheirys.social · 15/08/2026
REJOICE IN THE GLORY OF COMBAT
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JL - commissions open @belowmsl.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
My pc froze after I saved this and posted it to the group chat. I don't think Malacrass likes it...
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Tallied the stuff just now. 113 saved canvases this year vs 142 from 2020-2025. Almost 80% to that!
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oh, eu @eupepsia.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
when i post art on friends' discord servers: throws it in the vacuum, either people comment on it or not, yolo when i post art on strangers' discord servers: nobody commented and someone blocked me, time to retreat underground where nobody will ever find me
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I love writing Black Temple as an unquestionable shitshow. You died or lived. Served or became useful in… other ways. Cw: desecration of the dead
Practically every night elf tossed themselves into the hell that was the trials. And like the Sunfury, they too died in droves. The bodies could form piles that stood shoulder to shoulder with a nether drake. He only assumed so, as the Broken took them away whenever they expired. At one point Sharvane asked one what happened to the failures. The dead. 

After a few long moments sampling the fear radiating from her, the Broken woman silently pointed towards the warlocks training felhounds. They were across the parade grounds, but Sharvane could clearly make out the mortal fel-stained bodies of the orcs and the demonic fel of their hounds. And the dead, diffuse fel-stains in the meat used to train them. And then, with a furtive flick, to the Dragonmaw and their young nether drakes. Again, the same type of fodder.

Sharvanes eyes flicked to the recruits, their flesh living and demon-mortal. In death, only the lingering inroads of fel were present, when otherwise mana quickly vacated the flesh. He assumed the creatures were fed dead demons, rather plentiful in Outland. Not this. 

Horrifying.
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Douglysium @douglysium.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Extremely fun I have like. A lot of doodles now. Genuinely trying to get better at art this year by drawing more than I had in the past 5 and I think I’m on track
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I love how I have a spectrum of “baby boy baby” with Azzie and then “evil” with Nergui. He really does have the range.
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Baby, baby boy
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
More shitposty attack for Seth to prove mav always ends up as the ultimate benchpost for drawing people. Maverick Hayes for collisionchaos (on af) #artfight #teamcomedy #artfight2026
Two panel comic showcasing a dragon blowing smoke into another man's face and the obvious outcome of it (getting punched)
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I just like drawing him and I need to just post my crap more
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