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@schmelix.bsky.social
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 16h
Why the fuck does welbutrin interact badly with literally everything I have as a co-drug. I’m sorry you piece of shit molecule I need hormones or I get turbo cancer
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lmao I know this feeling. I had to tag a lot of my ffxiv fics with "BEFORE [patch number]" because of how bad the fallout was.
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I got told off in a server for saying a character was a bottom and to keep stuff like that in the nsfw channel. Never can tell in servers sometimes.
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You spent that much money and this guy uses all of his supposed brainpower in making sure nobody knows he’s hoeing it up in Tijuana every weekend
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think growing up in the army might have more to do with the guns tho. Literally everyone else in the project + Nergui has some mild attachment to them. He does act like he’s 15 when he’s 45 though. Mostly because I’d imagine he never got to grow out of his rebellious phase
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I cannot do a modern AU without getting MGS about it and you have a guy that cost an aircraft carrier to make. Genetically engineered to be “smart.” And he loves having 400 guns and doing doughnuts in a ferrari
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
making noises associated with extinct therapsids about that man. You do not know what lurks in my fucking WIP folders
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🌿🎃 Rafaween 🎃🌿 @frutavel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Pissed Illidan saying "you know nothing of true longing" oh brother trust me, I know everything. I know it well I know it intimately. I feel true longing every time you open your mouth and the stupidest string of words known to man comes out
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Seems salad discourse is making the Faithful seek divine opinion
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It is a really nice language even if my grammar and use of written word is dogshit bc I only can speak it with my parents lol. Slavic languages all have a really nice mouthfeel to me though :)
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nej rozprávam po poľsky ale mam rad ako ty kreslis draci :)
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh yeah, I think things shifted and I see these get posted wayyyy earlier. But still it’s nuts to me since even a lineart thing takes me hours to do.
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ngl you are god’s strongest soldier because I always assumed people will do these months in advance; I see a few artists talk about that
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
With probably the exception of the one where he’s a cis guy. But he’s only subtly different in trauma presentation there (more dissociation, less fixation on worth tied to his body). And the penis.
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Genuinely funny because I just noticed Az is genuinely the nicest and most sympathetic version of Nergui I can make and subsequently every AU is me nudging him towards the “godawful bastard” side of the scale lol. I miss my shithead…
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In general elves (and trolls/haranir) have an easier time with this/pregnancy/birth in the way I write. Mortality is very low! Half elves have massive variation; the more magic they use/passively need the closer it aligns to an average elf. (its the magic that is behind longevity/this)
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I write elves having a 8-10 year average on cycles. They shorten if the individual is magically starved. Individual variation is a thing but most fall into having the above cycle length. The intermediate is the lengthened portion, meaning all the terrible parts are similar to humans
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hydrogen bomb (god of desire) vs coughing baby (almost anyone in warcraft) His lek is gonna be titanic.
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evil guy (comms open!) @shalpilot.etheirys.social · 30/09/2026
hi. kheb fic chapter 1 archiveofourown.org/works/93580446
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Scratch a “liberal” and a fascist screams
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And to not begin with how they can delay and how sterilization means you will need exogenous hormones the rest of your life, which your provider or government can go sorry illegal! To whenever. Yeah, have the same opinion as my fuckass homeland that just banned homosexual adoption last year.
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Really funny take to have since so many countries that are not america require mental illness diag/hormones/surgery (mandatory sterilization) to apply for a gender marker change. If at all. Extremely restrictive to stop/delay as many people from seeking it and only give it to the most desperate
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gonna hit it with two!! hopefully. If I can get work and can afford the 2nd one that is.
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Theres a local chain I’m gonna do this to when I get my tea now lol I have a few and never knew if it was a sanitary issue or not and want my coffee to stay warm bc I can’t take it to the store
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I honestly want to ask if I bring in a 20oz and ask for some guatemala roast with a dash of milk… will… will people actually fill my thermos?
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good luck he's such a rare drop and from a specific weekly rotating random island :( Yeargh he's been a pain
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The wine aunt and spoilt nephew dynamic (with fel)
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tempest keep truther @mothy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When you have a friend @schmelix.bsky.social
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It can be grisped, but only once
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ugh that sounds awful. Because like, the causes range from not drinking enough water to like, metabolic/genetic stuff. Fingers crossed the larger one has good results (and soon, because I HAAAATE the burn/pain with stones)
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Did they determine what is causing them? Because I know I get them when I eat a lot of nitrate-heavy things like sausages too often and carbonated things. It genuinely sucks so much but I hope you can just easily mitigate it like I can
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Show him a Tau unmasked
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I wanna be weird and say most of the early deaths were disease-based. Infections, etc. With only a basis for treating this in animals, there 100% was someone who killed themself eating cat parasite paste. I wanna think the Alliance helped them catch up to that.
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It is the arcane stuff. It's been shown that an excess of it can create a sort of ghost after you depart. iirc most of the kaldorei ghosts we see are ancient as well (ante/midst sundering deaths). If you wan a non-elf banshee then they likely were an arcane mage or was part of some awful cotd shit
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Presumably, I think elves are so common because their arcane alignment just naturally causes them to persist after death, so when combined with death magic this easily warps them into banshees. And also a shit ton of high elves got their shit rocked "recently."
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Extremely Suramarian club with blacked out windows connotations. Whats funny is I kinda write Illidan as speaking Victorian english esque because of that time gap
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I actually write it this way. I liken Thalassian and Darnassian to how Czeck and Slovak are sister languages, with Russian being Zandali. The ways they differ though are more fun. Darnassian has a larger focus on role and rank while Thalassian does not (noble dialect), so it is seen as rude
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Az was having the time of his life meanwhile and Velgrim and his band were paranoid others would recognize them as ex-Stormreavers. Either way they eked out trying to aid their own kind. With the occasional Tactical Elf Moment to get stuff in cities.
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Velgrim was fun to flesh out. I had him originally pitying Az, but after consideration I had his own experience with fel (it being something he could do— spirits didn’t answer Velgrim) mirror Az’s so he saw himself in Asrinth. The uh. Issues Azzie has came up later but he was invested at that point
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Getting forced to think about Az’s decade of orc is so funny.
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
only found out about ellipsus today and ngl I half wanna share my works but its been sadly all oc/canon cunt4cunt business I fear
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vktrclrvl @vktr-clrvl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh Garek I adore you
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Throw me a link! Once I get better at DH singletarget I might tag along for a kill or two; I don’t think I’m that good.
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dawn 🐻🫧(11 days 🎂) @dreamcastpop.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
poor guy... he doesn't know...
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thank you, genuinely, because trying to find tutorials/discussion/etc that are NOT youtube videos is mind wrenching. I may be not that smart but I prefer text formats because I can easily find something and HATE scrubbing around a video
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am SO happy for this + nelf paladins. All I wanted. And trolls get a bonus so it's a rare Blizzard Bingo in the positive direction for once
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"spiritual vore" is activating neurons in me I never knew I had
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Patron Saint of the Demiurge @schmelix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jingling keys the elf; I am of the tinfoil hat that the lack of horde elf was calculated so to sell them back to the player (and as a new one to not trigger backlash as bad).
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