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Schmaltz

@schmaltz.bsky.social
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 5h
I'm sick right now, and there's like an extremely distinct scent that being sick brings. like the scent, musk? no thats wrong, it's the word for musk but when its bad, I think it carries more weight than odor. regardless, that scent, its been stuck in my throat do to my body cosplaying a hagfish
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 8h
happy spooky month! it's time to get festive! 🎃
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
112 eh? Wish I was the one driving that truck.
the back of a 18 wheeler type truck, the photo is centered on the measurements of how much weight it can carry.

more specifically measured in CU (I dont know what CU means)

but it can hold 112 CU per meter

it's notation is specifically, "112 CU. M"
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
By Talos I can't wait for the workshop update for dragnwash workshop update. I know less than nothing about game creation/modding, hell nodding faster than light was a nightmare and there were tutorials for it. but i'm excited to see what others might make for it!
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was doomscrolling and I saw this one comment and it was kinda funny to me, be cause it's very kobold-core in a very unintentional way.
A screenshot of a video of a man cracking  a horses back. 

The comment below it says 

"being a chiropractor for an animal thats considerably larger than you has to be quite satisfying"
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Jinti is Making Passive Notice Checks @jinti.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
y'all should push for Universal Basic Income 'cuz artists that aren't stressin' over rent and groceries and taxes all the time WILL draw freakier, more unmarketable shit
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Dog Food @graros.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
cool game
man spraying the Drag'n Wash dragon with a hose. it looks displeased
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I fucking hate subscription services. because I oftentimes see people get their Spotify wrapped or whatever it is thats says your yearly stats. and it looks fun, and *I* want to be part of that, I want to know who I listen to. but there's NO WAY IN FUCKING HELL AM I PAYING MONTHLY
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Mr. Cato @thestoopidcato.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Imagine the world ends and queer socialist furries rebuild it from a commune... That would be fucking epic.
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Deltarune isnt my genre of game, tried to get into it but I just couldn't. The discussions online are fun to listen to though. so from my view exclusively through seeing it from youtube shorts, is that the roaring knight is the dark world version of kris
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Starting to make a fursuit head, its gonna be amazing, im so excited. Gonna be a really fun activity i'd think #sergal #furry #fursuit
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Made a benchy, a little stringy but it came out pretty legible, so thats good enough for me
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oooo this is really fun, I love the idea.
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Banana chilli | 🔞 @chillisaur.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Condom filling YCH for Achai
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lurabbyte.bsky.social @lurabbyte.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Sensitive
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lurabbyte.bsky.social @lurabbyte.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hey, yeah? You might have merit to this idea. ... If it couldn't be solved by pushing the kinds of guys who want this AI into a woodchipper. As well as the AI datacenters themselves, destroy them too. Fuck roko's basilisk kill it while you can and it wont be a problem.
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The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Texas lawmakers literally tried to pass an anti-furry bill. Nazis have been targeting furries forever on the internet. All anti-furry rhetoric is centered around the fact that furries are majority-LGBTQ and incredibly accepting of LGBTQ people, and therefore “cringe.” Furry is a queer subculture
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I think i'm otherkin(?) Cause like I always have these thoughts of wanting to be my fursona, a sergal. Or at the least I have a deep desire to have a tail and a snout and fur, digi legs, and all those fun animalistic things on a bipedal body and I feel slight remorse that I can't truly have them.
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Clicked on it because it looked like an intricate shitpost, but for realsies this looks pretty interesting. Pup stuff is kinda neat
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white @trashmnk.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
When survival is a commodity and public goods are privatized for profit, a nation ceases to be a superpower for its people—it becomes a corporation with a flag.
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Fleo Fynx @fleofynx.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You tend to come up when searching e621 for my favorite keywords
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Nathalie Lawhead @alienmelon.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
🚨 cool link alert 🔔 just f***ing send it jfsendit.com “Files go straight from your browser to theirs. No upload, no server, no account.”
jfsendit.com
just f***ing send it
Peer-to-peer file transfer. Files go straight from one browser to the other — never through a server.
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Circe [Rat] @pankallisti.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Heartbreaking: The hottest NSFW idea ever, that would make you cum so hard you spontaneously achieve enlightenment, is trapped in the mind of an artist too shy to draw or even ever mention it
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𝔭𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔰𝔰 @4kcarpet.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
15 MINUTES*
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Never expected 'furry porn game being my most wanted game' on my 2026 bingo card, but here we are I dont have many cozy/chill games I enjoy and I think Drag'n Wash is gonna be absolutely amazing I did notice that the one drsgon in the trailer didnt have wings I hope there's also winged dragons :>
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I forgot that this was in witch hat atelier. God I wish that were me.
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description.
I think its valid to add alt text to this one though.

This image is of a blurry film image, the most noticable details are two legs in the center, as well as blurry ass houses in the background.
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I should make my guy into a quad version. Ive seen it done before with other people and theirs looked precious. I'm a little lazy though. Its probably gonna get done by mid-next year lol.
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naelstrof @naelstrof.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Finally can announce our new game! Drag'n Wash! Wishlist here: store.steampowered.com/app/4739660/...
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I think that CEOs should have bounties put on them, and the only way to collect it is to bring the head of a CEO to the bounty office. And the longer an individual has been a CEO, the higher the bounty is on them. I think this will work with no consequences whatsoever.
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Brom @bromsergal.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Just look at this lil happy gay goober :p 🎨 www.furaffinity.net/user/mr-gretto #furry #sergal #pride
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
A sad day when the sergal art feed is down
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GnollBreath 🍖💦GOING➡️MFF 2026!! @gnollbreath.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Your Sona should go into a Heat/Rut Cycle. They should have to have paid days off just because they can't stop popping a boner or drooling all over the place. It is a national holiday to take the day off to fuck
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Ever since I saw that one parody post of "you wouldn't download a car" Except, the text said, "you wouldn't awawa a wawa" I cant stop saying awawa ever since.
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Oh, it's finally happening? What a thrilling time to be alive! (Hyperbole)
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Gonna get my first paycheck tomorrowwwwwwww Gotta save up for a car, (America's fucked up for that) but after that I dont have any extreme expenses to think about. I could afford fursuit materials after a while which is sweet to think about. In a semi-lucky position i'd say, despite the economy.
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Sometimes I see on the youtubes, furry creators talk about their pipeline into the furry space, or similar early interactions with furry, and like it feels strange to me that anyone wouldnt immediately jump at the chance to become a fantasy critter through textile based media.
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Not super impressive compared to the other folk, but i feel good that I got below the .02 it says would be the benchfolks, A cool little game indeed. www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I'm so brainrotted that I thought this meant something else. Well, in either case it's important to stay safe. Enjoy y'alls summer!
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Comparison really is the thief of joy. Cause like, I see a bunch of other artists that got it on lock, and like I know I need to give myself time do build up those skills, but i'm also an impatient little serg. Being evil to myself in my own mind.
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I've been a furry for a hot minute. I should be in with the lingo, especially the surface level stuff. But every time I see "snep" I think "snake" and then I feel a little silly.
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
youtu.be/-R4HjHXW514?... Found a song, very vorecoded, some of yinz might enjoy it. And it is catchy, take a listen, I do implore you all.
youtu.be
Real Tuesday Weld - Me and Mr. Wolf
YouTube video by Ian MacEneany
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
A sign
A building with a "vote" sign.

The lines in the window allows someone with a discovering eye to read it as "yote" instead
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Luis @loosf.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
it is great that trains, airplanes, helicopters are all types of animals for furry purposes
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
So like, i'm not an amazing 3d artist, still learning stuff. But when I remake my guy for a 3rd+ time, and he's like super hot, I might give him a dick. And like, I feel conflicted, because it'd be odd to just *post dick* on an otherwise sfw account, right?
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 26/06/2026
absolutely fucking not.
Where Testosterone and the Bible Are the ‘New Punk Rock’ Thousands of men and boys gathered in central Washington for masculinity, Christianity and right-wing politics.
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Foxfire Fantasy @foxfirefantasy.com · 24/06/2026
Here we go again!! gofund.me/7857fcfd0 Full explanation in the gofundme link, but to summarize: ~city is going nuclear on us for the yard needing mowed and the neighborhood illegally dumping trash behind the house ~this is the 3rd emergency this month and I'm tapped out ~we could lose the house
A redacted city notice that we must solve the problems by July 2nd or have a lien placed on the house, plus if anyone dumps again they won't even notify us before they do this!
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Hey guys, check this guy's sculptures out. Theyre cool as fuck, divine even. Genuinely cant stop staring at em. Made by Tatsuya Horimoto, I believe. Not sure if they have a bsky account. #furry
A sculpture of a bald cat.

It's standing in an upright position with a long scarf(?) being used as a toga I believe that type of article of clothing is called.A side profile of a sculpture of a sergal head, a bust even. It's depicted in a realistic style, though entirely white and without fur.

Very bald, though a majestic being regardless.
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