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@schmaltz.bsky.social
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
youtube.com/shorts/q3MiO... god what i wouldnt give to be put in the place of this cello~
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I found the worst cello ever! | Cello Preparation vst plugin
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i'm only assuming, but I can only do that because as stated before, you've given no good context to the message. It seems like this whole "toxic messages" schtick is just a massive FUCKING excuse to ban, silence, and otherwise try and move trans folk out of this platform which is entire ASS.
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
now, toxic by definition on google says, "poisonous to systems" (paraphrased for the sake of relating it to online spaces) would hateful individuals talking about making lives harder for minority groups be toxic?
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
would you consider my message in caps toxic? Is it toxic to not want people to *die*? and mind you, I didnt notice you defining "toxicity". mind you, going back to the original message, I can only assume that kind of language would be responding to an open transphobe spouting hateful rhetoric.
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes, they may have used expletives and swears that weren't mentioned. we don't have context for the original conversation, or I dont see it in this thread, but that only means they have strong feelings for it, after all I also DONT WANT MY FELLOW LGBTQIA+ PEOPLE TO FUCKING DIE.
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
-'if you vote for anybody who doesn't support Trans folk, then you're essentially voting for all the Trans folk to go to concentration camps, since thats what's going to happen if there are no protections for the trans folk' or that's what I believe they mean, something like that.
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey dude, have some basic reading comprehension okay? Just a little. I'm going to assume that you're calling the person who made that quote "toxic" (vague wording but okay, sure) They're saying to the individual they were saying that quote to, that-
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Deities above I wish I could bring that feeling back. Without the mucus and phlegm of course.
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
and vile, but thats regardless to the point. the point is that its just insanely nostalgic for me. I have no idea why, maybe it reminds my subconscious of when I was a young child and I got to stay home from school and cozy up and play games all day.
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
and Its not a good scent, but i dont mind it, and i kinda like it but only when its inside me. I feel like music exposed to the elements would smell violent.
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
cw: more talk about gross bodily stuff ahead. I think hagfishes are the ones tho have alot of mucus? regardless, that scents stuck in my throat and I've been smelling it all the time since my body's been making that stuff in my throat and nostrils day in day out.
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm sick right now, and there's like an extremely distinct scent that being sick brings. like the scent, musk? no thats wrong, it's the word for musk but when its bad, I think it carries more weight than odor. regardless, that scent, its been stuck in my throat do to my body cosplaying a hagfish
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
happy spooky month! it's time to get festive! 🎃
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ouaf
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
112 eh? Wish I was the one driving that truck.
the back of a 18 wheeler type truck, the photo is centered on the measurements of how much weight it can carry.

more specifically measured in CU (I dont know what CU means)

but it can hold 112 CU per meter

it's notation is specifically, "112 CU. M"
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ignore my typos lmfao
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
unrelated, but somebody uploaded a speedrun of a i uncensored drag'n wash speedrun. its kinda funny thy ey were allowed to do that. not sure if its still up but by the time I got there it was 4 days old
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
as far as i'm aware, there's nothing that actually indicates the existence of clothing, besides Alexander's crest. but jewelry is a different discussion.
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
yinz think clothing as a concept exists in dragn wash? like socially. obviously as a piece of media made by humans, there's a 99% chance clothing exists and serves a purpose, but i'm asking. you think non-dragons also wear clothing?
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
By Talos I can't wait for the workshop update for dragnwash workshop update. I know less than nothing about game creation/modding, hell nodding faster than light was a nightmare and there were tutorials for it. but i'm excited to see what others might make for it!
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was doomscrolling and I saw this one comment and it was kinda funny to me, be cause it's very kobold-core in a very unintentional way.
A screenshot of a video of a man cracking  a horses back. 

The comment below it says 

"being a chiropractor for an animal thats considerably larger than you has to be quite satisfying"
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Jinti is Making Passive Notice Checks @jinti.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
y'all should push for Universal Basic Income 'cuz artists that aren't stressin' over rent and groceries and taxes all the time WILL draw freakier, more unmarketable shit
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Do a Beryl Roll @graros.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
cool game
man spraying the Drag'n Wash dragon with a hose. it looks displeased
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
didnt expect a random (assumedly) house of leaves reference on my feed today. that's cool 👍
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Felt like I wanted to yell at the clouds (pun, blue*sky*) for a moment. Thought someone might find it entertaining maybe too.
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Like, they dont have a reason to, they care about money most likely, and that's evil.
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
because why cant it be a single purchase? I could get behind paying some for a lifetime purchase. Like I do understand comapnies need money to survive. Literally everyone loves music, theres always gonna be people aging into adulthood to pay for it n such. Theres no reason not to.
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
NO WAY IN HELL AM I PAYING MONTHLY TO LISTEN TO MY FUCKING MUSIC they dont even have everything I listen to. some of my more niche artists (not very niche) arent on it which sucks balls too. theres no way I can trust it to give me good music if they dont even have the music.
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I fucking hate subscription services. because I oftentimes see people get their Spotify wrapped or whatever it is thats says your yearly stats. and it looks fun, and *I* want to be part of that, I want to know who I listen to. but there's NO WAY IN FUCKING HELL AM I PAYING MONTHLY
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
eh, I see it. Yeah it makes sense
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
awh maaaan why do you gotta do me like this!
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Mr. Cato @thestoopidcato.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Imagine the world ends and queer socialist furries rebuild it from a commune... That would be fucking epic.
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
oh bluesky automatically does the 1/2, 2/2, post sequence thing. thats neat
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
like, isnt flowery a representation of some flower in the light world? so like, Kris has one too in the dark world maybe. roaring knight~
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Deltarune isnt my genre of game, tried to get into it but I just couldn't. The discussions online are fun to listen to though. so from my view exclusively through seeing it from youtube shorts, is that the roaring knight is the dark world version of kris
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
is that a fursuiter in the back? always fun to see those in an anthro existing world :>
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Starting to make a fursuit head, its gonna be amazing, im so excited. Gonna be a really fun activity i'd think #sergal #furry #fursuit
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Made a benchy, a little stringy but it came out pretty legible, so thats good enough for me
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oooo this is really fun, I love the idea.
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Banana chilli | 🔞 @chillisaur.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Condom filling YCH for Achai
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lurabbyte.bsky.social @lurabbyte.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Sensitive
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lurabbyte.bsky.social @lurabbyte.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fuck clankers, I hope that they see this because I'd rather die than live in a world where they have the capacity to kill me.
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hey, yeah? You might have merit to this idea. ... If it couldn't be solved by pushing the kinds of guys who want this AI into a woodchipper. As well as the AI datacenters themselves, destroy them too. Fuck roko's basilisk kill it while you can and it wont be a problem.
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The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Texas lawmakers literally tried to pass an anti-furry bill. Nazis have been targeting furries forever on the internet. All anti-furry rhetoric is centered around the fact that furries are majority-LGBTQ and incredibly accepting of LGBTQ people, and therefore “cringe.” Furry is a queer subculture
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You're fucking with me right? Why haven't I heard of this yet lol, just gave it a quick Google and it's p much exactly what I'm looking for. Gonna have to stare at it more later, thanks <3
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I finished the manga so far. I think there was another eunie section i forgot about? Dunno. But I really hope he features more in the manga.
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Or not that I've seen. God forbid a (me) want to be a creature of my own desire.
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Or maybe not otherkin, but something that aligns w/ sonas? I've made my peace with it, the closest I'll come is either a fursuit or VRC avi, and thats alright. Cause like theres no extreme body mod tech that'll *actually* give me what I want.
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Schmaltz @schmaltz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I think i'm otherkin(?) Cause like I always have these thoughts of wanting to be my fursona, a sergal. Or at the least I have a deep desire to have a tail and a snout and fur, digi legs, and all those fun animalistic things on a bipedal body and I feel slight remorse that I can't truly have them.
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