🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 5hthey are requiring SASE for free monopoly codes this year, can’t imagine why 🤔 020
🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 5htook a trip up hwy 65 this wknd; the number of yard signs for pillow guy, who is not on the ballot, was notable. I’m middle aged & the only times I recall yard signs seemingly pointing to results contrary to expectations for races statewide or above were for populist candidates (Ventura and Trump) 110
🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 7hOkay but what if we put the information in an electronic message and delivered it from one computer to another through some kind of protocol that mirrors how the post office works instead of assembling ten individuals together to talk about what that information might be 030
🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 8hYOU GUYZ I THOUGHT THEY ALL LEFT ALREADY 4180
🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026lmk if you need a zubaz dealer, for the winter months 130
🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Home is where the toilet soft closes 160
🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I wonder what’s going on in space right now 190
🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m not sure, but I don’t think so. It might have been from the glow sticks I was wearing, or just random background radiation. 010
🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m in the dark so I took some pictures of the stars 6362
🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comSnickers Chocolate Bar Close-UpALT: Snickers Chocolate Bar Close-Up 000
🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I don’t remember! I know I stuck a tag in the ground but I can’t find it. 110
🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I did! Lily Juniper’s album Bloom Gloom is the perfect soundtrack for driving through the woods! 010
🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Wild! I just listened to Lily Juniper’s album, Bloom Gloom, in the car because you told me about Lily Juniper’s album, Bloom Gloom! 120
🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I regret to inform you that garden watermelon is incredible even though it takes forever and takes up a lot of space and you have to fight the squirrels over it 2151
🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Christian girl autumn is canceled this year, join me in embracing The Fall of Prince 0141
🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026At this level of justice, she can hit 020
🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Second annual rediscovery that you should freeze the shredded zucchini before you vacuum seal it 050
🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I wonder if my dog thinks about me (not a chance) 160
🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026a reminder that sometimes there is beauty in endings, too 0248
Reposted by 🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃Chris Hutchinson 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸🇮🇷 🕊️ @cahutch1990.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I think this is a very nice poem! I picked a watermelon from the garden today do you think it will be ripe not ripe haunted 032
Reposted by 🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃Angela Collier @acollierastro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I just think women should be able to get educations without a constant threat of sexual violence. 91378206
🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I picked a watermelon from the garden today. Do you think it will be a) ripe b) not ripe c) haunted 11231
🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Baja blast on over to Taco Bell and live màs 060
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You never hear about Gumby anymore 150
🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A wild Transatlanticism has appeared 050
🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026tfw the first bowl of chicken soup hitsstatic.klipy.comAwake AwakenAlt: Awake Awaken 270
🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It’s Summer Impressions in honeydew, same as my grandparents had 010
🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You’ll have to be more specific lol 030
🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don’t want people to lose their jobs and private equity is awful etc but I’m sorry, the nut rolls are mid 060
🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Today’s pickle wasn’t as good as yesterday’s pickle, but I am thankful for it all the same. 3140
🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Basically Trump started a horrible and unnecessary war to enrich himself and we’re all going to be paying for it for like a decade 020
🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026so everything gets more expensive, so workers demand more wages, which then causes the fed to raise the federal funds rate, which increases borrowing costs and mostly hurts normal people, but it is the only lever they have to control inflation, which they argue hurts more people. 110
