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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃

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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 12h
teefs
Dog teefs
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I just checked and Ms. H.W. Crimples is still here. I think maybe she’s not sure if the trip is the best option for her. I think she’ll have a nice enough life here with us.
A monarch with a crimped hindwing
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sleepy
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wife was doing highlights already but then stopped because the grays were free highlights. I don’t even comb my hair lol
It’s me and I just woke up and much of my hair is gray
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m worried about her left hindwing
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
YOU GUYZ I THOUGHT THEY ALL LEFT ALREADY
A monarch on a pink cactus flower zinnia
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m in the dark so I took some pictures of the stars
Stars with a greenish yellow cast.  Some trees are in silhouette along the groundStars with a blue castStars with a yellow-red cast. Trees on the ground Stars in a Greenish blue cast
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well I found the worst mug
HE FILLS
My cup
With
Grace
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I got a pin
It’s a monarch butterfly
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Christian girl autumn is canceled this year, join me in embracing The Fall of Prince
Prince Rogers Nelson vibing in front of a Plymouth Prowler parked amidst an autumnal scene
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sun’s out
A red admiral butterfly on a pink zinnia that has seen some shitA sweat bee on a pink cosmoA bumblebee on a pink zinnia A bumblebee on a sunflower
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a reminder that sometimes there is beauty in endings, too
Zinnias, in various stages of life & death
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A seemingly ripe watermelon cut in half
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A wild Transatlanticism has appeared
Death Cab for Cutie
Transatlanticism
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Quest in the kitchen licking his chops
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
pov about to eat some pie
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You’ll have to be more specific lol
Fermented cucumbers (left, center left), refrigerator dills(center right) and fermented cherry tomatoes (right)Fermented cucumbers From left to right: last year’s bread and butter, last year’s pickled hot peppers, sauerkraut pickled Serranos, this year’s bread and butter, spicy dill spears, dilly beans, dill spears
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mad at printer
Used or Counterfeit Cartridges Installed
Cancel Print
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Facebook reporting form:
What's going on?
It's annoying or not interesting
I'm in this photo and I don't like it 
I think it shouldn't be on Facebook
It's spam
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
for mrs. table
Branzino
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Blessing this animal today
It’s an opossum on a popsicle stick
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
turned out well!
It’s the pie but it has been baked and it’s on a rack on top of the stove
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
trying again, felt a little more confident in the crust
An apple pie ready for the oven
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
✅
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Stop what you’re doing! It’s time to watch a black swallowtail butterfly mosey about amongst the flowers for a minute until the train horn scares it away
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hats off to my scallop squash plant that stopped producing a month ago and seemed to be heading towards death. Real feel-good comeback story
It’s a scallop squash in my hand
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Art
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
airports: “no parking” me: no problem
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this is a cat that used to live here
A white and black cat that i couldn’t handle living with
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
still lots to be done before first frost 🐝🐝🐝
Bumblebee napping on a Mexican sunflower Bumblebee on a yellow zinniaBumblebee and other bee on a sunflower Bumblebee on a red zinnia
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My last hope at harvesting a pumpkin before the squirrels eat it
It’s a blueish green pumpkin hanging from a vine on a fence that is surrounded by hardware cloth that will surely not prevent them from eating it anyway
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
POV your ISP gets sold to AT&T
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
pie
Overhead photograph of an apple pie, clearly homemade, on a cooling rack
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
FYI no it isn’t just the apple cider flavor they used to have. It’s like a muted version of it, but also vanilla.
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Salsa night
Salsa ingredients in a potSalsa ingredients in a pot that have been mixed together
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yes 👍
WHAT IS FIBER?
Fiber, found mainly in the outer layers of plants, is an indigestible substance that passes through the body virtually unchanged, without being broken down into nutrients.
When possible, choose whole
instead of juices, which have virtually zero fiber.
WHERE IS IT FOUND?
Only plants produce liber! You cannot ind it in animal products. The best food sources of liber are WHOLE GRAIN breads, cereals, pastas & brown rice, nuts & seeds, legumes.
fruits and vegetables.
WHY DO WE NEED IT?
Fiber is an important part of the digestive process from start to finish. It slows digestion & absorption which keeps blood sugar levels at a more even level. Fiber makes food more satisfying it makes contents of the stomach bulkier so they stay there longer, contributing to a
"full" feeling.
6G FIBER
per serving
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Large Bee on a Small Flower
Large bumblebee just hanging out on a marigold bloom
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was surprised by my grief at the end of my first season. These little guys are a delightful reminder that beauty persists and life will return next season.
Painted lady butterfly on an orange zinnia
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My advice to new gardeners is to be sure to plant some flowers for the butterflies. For the noble environmental reasons, yes, but also because they will show up in droves late in the season when the rest of your plants are diseased and dying.
Monarch butterfly on red and orange zinnias
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dude knows how to unplug
A yellow lab flopped belly up on a sofa
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hello! Here’s a butterfly picture for your Tuesday (sorry it’s not a donut)
A monarch butterfly on small orange zinnias
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Good morning 🦋
A monarch on a pink zinnia
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s Monday now but hi 👋!
Me wearing my butter sweatshirt holding my plush opossum
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🦋
Monarch on a tiny fuckass red zinnia
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
beans
Me holding a bean pot
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh,
Someone done broke off the end of this usb c cable that I’m holding in my dirty fingers
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Do you think they know how much I love them?
A monarch butterfly on an orange zinnia
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
probably time
Brake pad with no pad material left
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