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@schiltzhappens.bsky.social
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Fix your hearts or die. Instantly block people who spam AI generated content. Scribble or kitbash it yourself.

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Cryptid(flagrant) @schiltzhappens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We should all just start believing new myths. Javascript was given to us by a trickster centipede. The corn dog was originally a maiden who tried to hide from a lascivious god and she prayed to Bob's Big Boy to save her. Clouds are what happens when the sun gets mad at water. (Some are close)
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Cryptid(flagrant) @schiltzhappens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
AI has advised me to set my neighbor's house on fire as part of a 'prescribed burn'. I pointed out that I live in a townhouse and share a wall, it advised mowing our lawns.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The surest sign that a majority SCOTUS decision was moral, fair, and based on existing law:
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Cryptid(flagrant) @schiltzhappens.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
In n' Out is astonishingly mediocre food, even in the fast food space, but they're the only ones priced accordingly.
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Cryptid(flagrant) @schiltzhappens.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
As a schadenfreude enthusiast, let me just say, "mmmmmmmmmmmmm" in response to all the people losing all their money on the SpaceX IPO.
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Cryptid(flagrant) @schiltzhappens.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
#kingsmenshakespeare
A picture of the upper balcony of a stage set. The crest of Denmark can be seen on the railing. The railing and wall painted to resemble marble, stained glass windows in purple and red are recessed into the wall and evergreens loom over the set in the open-air area.
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Cryptid(flagrant) @schiltzhappens.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Honestly. Calvin and Hobbes did more to introduce me to thought, literally thinking, than any book that reached me in my formative years. I remember, vividly, several moments of handing my father the comic and asking him to explain why it was funny. Particularly the ones with the injured raccoon.
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Cryptid(flagrant) @schiltzhappens.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
David Ceethoven
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Cryptid(flagrant) @schiltzhappens.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Friends. The US is already almost a net exporter of crude. Drilling for more crude will not get us out of this. If the bill youre telling me will save us doesn't mandate the oil stay here and build refineries- it's a gift to the producers and nobody else.
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Cryptid(flagrant) @schiltzhappens.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
This is where our next set of leaders needs to come from.
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Cryptid(flagrant) @schiltzhappens.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Can't believe the way this guy just started surging and then, of course you look where the money comes from.
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Cryptid(flagrant) @schiltzhappens.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
It's deeply funny to me that every post with an AI picture now has people dogpiling on the poster for wasting resources and almost every poster reacts with, "gonna cry about it"? Otherwise they'd have to reckon with making a mistake and that can't have happened, not on BSky.
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Cryptid(flagrant) @schiltzhappens.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I hope there's some comedic series soon to come out that will pull a 'Nimrod' on 'Trump'. Just completely reverse the meaning such that people are not aware of the original meaning of 'Nimrod' and are not aware of where the inversion occurred.
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Dexter Mikeson @dextermikeson.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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Cryptid(flagrant) @schiltzhappens.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
In our current system a sufficiently wealthy individual is virtually indistinguishable from a sovereign state in their influence.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
THE SENATE IS VOTING ON THE BOUNDARY WATERS RIGHT NOW! Tonight, while most people are watching TV or putting their kids to bed, the U.S. Senate is taking a vote that could permanently end protections for one of the most beloved wilderness areas in America.
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Cryptid(flagrant) @schiltzhappens.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
This sounds like the kid in middle school who had the uncle that worked at Microsoft who told him who master Chief really was but he can't say because they'd have to send ninjas and he could totally beat 'em up, but they might get his uncle. Who works at microsoft.
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Cryptid(flagrant) @schiltzhappens.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
All the automated machines on that floor. Unseeing eyes and unfeeling limbs, what do they recognize the body as? And the remaining humans. What do they recognize?
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Cryptid(flagrant) @schiltzhappens.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Why not have some culture? #oldtownmusichall
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Cryptid(flagrant) @schiltzhappens.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
If they want feudalism, they can have it. But it wasn't always the poor who ended up on pikes and it certainly wasn't their deaths that ended it.
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Cryptid(flagrant) @schiltzhappens.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Hey. Out of love, not fear- look into getting a handcranked AM\FM radio, a solar battery, water storage capacity and dried food, a first aid kit and some "camping" gear.
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Just a note of appreciation for Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson's fierce devotion to the rule of law.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Here’s what billionaires don’t want you to know.
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Cryptid(flagrant) @schiltzhappens.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
1. Banjos 2. Dogs 3. Cold beer I am just now realizing that I didn't get more conservative in my 30s, but I did come to embrace the philosophy of minding my goddam business and advocating that others be free to do the same.
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Cryptid(flagrant) @schiltzhappens.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Working in game design right now and one of our largest conversations is how it is to get players to look up.
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Danielle Welch for Congress (NY-03) @votewelch.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
This #InternationalWomensDay, consider supporting the woman challenging @tomsuozzi.bsky.social (me). If elected, I will be the first woman to represent this district, and one of the very few mothers of young children in Congress. And unlike Tom, I support *all* women, including Trans women.
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Cryptid(flagrant) @schiltzhappens.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Why on Earth would anyone care what Chalamey says about art? Not like he makes any.
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Cryptid(flagrant) @schiltzhappens.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I hope that they don't bother to burn the memoirs of Hegseth et. al. the way they burned Hess'. It's got to be like reading the memoirs of Lord Licorice or Snidely Whiplash.
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Cryptid(flagrant) @schiltzhappens.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
In fact, all of this only seems to enrich the Epstein class. Then overfunding police departments protects their ass(ets) and worsens the rest.
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Cryptid(flagrant) @schiltzhappens.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I'd rather have seen this absolute warrior in the Texas slot, but a four-star classy move here.
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Cryptid(flagrant) @schiltzhappens.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Guys, if we all club together and just really give 'til it hurts. I mean, dig deep. Then we can collectively get Mike Johnson a new pair of glasses so that clown can finally read and stop saying "I don't know anything about that" to national news questions.
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Cryptid(flagrant) @schiltzhappens.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I need some kind of supervillain day camp where I can learn freeze rays and comically large wind-up toys.
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Oni @onidraws.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Wait I made the meme
The simsons "don't make me tap the sign" meme with written as a text :  "If you post A/I pictures or have a banner/avatar A/I generated, I will absolutely block you."
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Cryptid(flagrant) @schiltzhappens.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Wa-hey! Look who woke up and realized there's a fight on. www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
politico.com
Senators block funding package amid DHS standoff
There will be a partial government shutdown if lawmakers cannot reach a deal by Saturday morning.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
We’re airing a new campaign ad, starting tomorrow. Here it is:
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Cryptid(flagrant) @schiltzhappens.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Just dusting this off
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Cryptid(flagrant) @schiltzhappens.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Don't argue with the idiots claiming any sort of justification for this, the video is everywhere. Those people are either complicit, beyond help, or bots. It's even inaccurate to say the 'gunned him down' this was an execution.
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Democratic Activists @democratswin.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Got rid of my Ring doorbell today
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Cryptid(flagrant) @schiltzhappens.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
It's really endearing to see someone get defensive about their favorite character when they're one of your primary complaints about any piece of media. I'm not out to hurt or demean you. My participation in your love of Skimbleshanks is not mandatory. Yes. I've seen your tattoo.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 15/01/2026
A very embarrassing day for the world
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Cryptid(flagrant) @schiltzhappens.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Why does he look like his mom forgot him at nazi soccer practice? A little sad, but trying not to let on.
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Cryptid(flagrant) @schiltzhappens.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
A more insidious version of bots is the "reasonable-doubt guy" on every post. Don't argue with every C.H.U.D. who posts a counterpoint. It just gives their account more reach.
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jcmarbury.bsky.social @jcmarbury.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
substack.com/@yourfavorit...
substack.com
Israeli Actress Complains That the Boycotts Worked
Gal Gadot is upset her movies are tanking overseas.
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Resistance Rangers @resistancerangers.altgov.info · 17/12/2025
Lee wants to cut language that prevents parks from being sold. The amendment would also roll back requirements parks to have Federal staffing (AKA, park rangers). We need you to call your senators ASAP. Tell them to oppose the Lee amendment #3972.
Yellow text boxes over an image of wildfire smoke and flames. Text explains that the U.S. Senate is considering a new amendment from Senator Lee that would strip protections from public lands, called the Lee Amendment #3972. Additional text says the amendment would remove language preventing parks from being sold and roll back federal staffing requirements, ending with the phrase ‘Cowards sneak it in overnight.’Blue-toned image of mountains with large yellow text reading ‘Call Your Senators.’ Smaller text lists dates ‘Thurs 12/17 • Fri 12/18.’ Bullet points say: ‘Tell them not to allow a vote on the Lee Amendment #3972’ and ‘Tell them that they must support stronger protections for national parks.’ Bottom text reads: ‘stay persistent. stay fighting.’ An arrow points to the right.”
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
While unionized Starbucks workers are on strike for a fair contract, don’t cross the picket line! Show solidarity — like Zohran Mamdani and Bernie Sanders. Listen to what they had to say.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Thank you to all the volunteers! Rep. Aftyn Behn reported that more than 600 volunteers turned out and knocked on 13,000 doors. Let’s flip TN’s 7th District! And if you’ve got time, they still need help!
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aftyn4tn | Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
running for Congress in TN-7 to feed kids, fix roads, and fund hospitals ✨LET'S FLIP THIS SEAT DEC. 2ND✨
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
The ai boomer slop on this platform is worse than Facebook
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Impeachment isn’t an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent. Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
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Trump Wrongly Indicted Me, I’ll Rightly Impeach Him | Kat Abughazaleh Speaks at Lincoln Memorial
YouTube video by Kat Abughazaleh
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
“We’ve been kinda fighting then we got tired and scared and stopped fighting, so you’re on your own. Sucks for you.”
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ArizonaTerry.bsky.social @arizonaterry.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
@ossoff.bsky.social Are you caving? The Suspect List includes you: Jean Shaheen Jon Peters Jon Ossoff Mark Kelly Peter Welch Tammy Baldwin Elissa Slotkin Sens. John Fetterman Catherine Cortez Masto Angus King If you cave, forget getting further donations from me. #Fight
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