scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oh my. I feel your pain as I struggle to go at a urinal as well. Absolute twat for not giving you a bit of space though. 010
Reposted by @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.socialParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm furious about the two Iranians who came across as part of the surge in small boats created by my Brexit and under a Home Office run by my MPs Suella Braverman and Robert Jenrick. 301069303
Reposted by @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.socialParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Congratulations to Suella Braverman for her Question Time appearance - I didn't think it was possible for her to come across as any more deranged and stupid than usual, but she somehow managed it. 491695290
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ah, I hope he's doing ok. I finished my last chemo tablets on 11/09 so just slowly getting back to normal. Back in work next week for 2 half days so will see how that goes. 110
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've just had mine yesterday and my arm is so sore today from the COVID vaccine. Flu arm was ok this morning. Thankfully no other side effects although I am a bit tired but not sure I can put that down to the jabs, could just be the lingering chemo effects. 111
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I think tonight is going to be a rough night as I've had both the flu and COVID vaccines today. One in each arm too 🥴 000
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Absolutely hate it when you're stood in the loo waiting for a cubicle for near 10 mins and you know every fucker inside is just scrolling through their phone. Hurry up! 000
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Had a fab 36 hours in Berlin, went to the spa yesterday and ate yummy BBQ. Now I've got train snacks for the journey to Poznan in Poland. Another spa visit tonight so I'm going to be super relaxed after this! 000
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Happy birthday! Looks like you're having a blast! 110
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Some people have more money than sense! 110
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I banked with First Direct from 2009 when I bought my flat through to January this year and they're bloody amazing. No wonder they win so many customer service awards. Plus I love the fact you're straight thru to a real person when you call them. No push 1 for this or voice recognition garbage. 110
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I've been opening bank accounts, taking the switch bonus and then moving on to new bank accounts while I've been off sick. Currently at £1000 worth of switch bonuses which will pay for my Mauritius hotel and spending money on December. 110
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Just took my last dose of chemotherapy tablets 🎉🎉🎉 #fuckcancer 000
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I was thinking of you when I read the Head for Points article about the new LH debit card. Hopefully you're one of the lucky ones to get the extra 5k miles. 110
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Next door neighbour is doing building work laying bricks, digging & drilling on a Sunday. Spoke them a few weeks ago about doing build work outside of permitted hours & he said it wouldn't happen again. Think it's time for a complaint to the council as I don't need this while feeling shit from chemo 000
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026If it's got a bill payer then much easier to establish who has called and where they've called from as every 999 call from BT has coordinates of where the call originated from so easy to narrow down location from those. 010
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Depends on the type of SIM card the caller is using as to whether it can be traced or not. If it's just a SIM they've got from a supermarket and not registered it then unlikely. Also needs a senior Police Officer to approve the tracking and if there's only a couple of calls unlikely to be approved. 120
Reposted by @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.socialRick Turner @rickturner.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Half of Europe is on fire. Please consider that before you ask AI to generate another image to amuse 16 people on social media. You may as well be firing a CFC into the ozone layer. 0264
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Last injection today of post surgery blood thinners thank goodness. Next week we start chemo. #fuckcancer 000
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Next stop is Kuala Lumpur! The seat gods have been good to me as boarding is complete and I have a spare window seat next to me and a full row available in the middle of the aircraft next to me as well. Isn't the A330-900 pretty 😍🤩🤩 120
Reposted by @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.socialGod @thegodshow.com · 04/02/2026THOU SHALT NOT PROTECT PEDOS!!! WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SENDER’S NAME REDACTED?!? 25757811750
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Was it matched to your BA status? I did a status match with Radisson hotel top level to Kenya Airways so have Elite Plus Skyteam which will save us a few £££ on lounge access on a couple of holidays we have booked this year with KLM & VS. 110
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Bloody heck you've done well to get to Senator status with LH! 110
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Jeez that story is sad. Influencers have a lot to answer for. How does anyone think a diet of just mushrooms is sufficient for anyone?! 000
Reposted by @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.socialParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Parliament reopened today, but Nigel Farage was in Washington DC on his 10th trip to the US since becoming an MP. You don't get to earn £1m from 12 jobs by wasting time on what is meant to be your full time role. 23960258
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 08/06/2025The rest of the world could have told you that was going to be the case before your fellow citizens voted the orange one in. 000
Reposted by @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.socialAshton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Harvey Milk served in the Navy during the Korean War, but was discharged in 1955, not for any misconduct, but because he was gay. And now his name is being removed from a Navy vessel, once again not because of anything he did wrong, but because he was gay. It's the same hate from the same scum. 30810308
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Depends where you get it and what offer you can find but starts at about £140 and goes up to £200 a month. 000
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Yeah it's just a tool to help you lose while you make lifestyle changes. I work shifts so can do exercise to maintain a weight just not enough to lose it. 100
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Get on the Mounjaro. I've lost over 2 stone (13kg) in 8 weeks and it's still dropping off. 110
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Just paid off the last £90 of my student loan 🎉🎉🎉🎉 The government putting the interest from 1% up to 6% and then dropping it to 4% is scandalous. I don't even pay that much interest on my mortgage. 000
Reposted by @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.socialJohn Denham @jydenham.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Dear BBC the USA is not ‘stepping up pressure on Ukraine to agree a peace deal’. It is taking Russia’s side in the war. 532655686
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Next time check www.realtimetrains.co.uk for your platform. It's not perfect but it'll give you a good idea of where on the concourse to stand and be first ish to board and avoid the rush. Just be careful of platform changes so stay with an eye on the main screens.realtimetrains.co.ukRealtime TrainsRealtime Trains is an independent source of live realtime running information for the Great British railway network. 000
Reposted by @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.socialRichard Branson @richardbranson.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Whenever you welcome guests, treat them with kindness, grace and respect. Simple as that. 27859415810872
Reposted by @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.socialKaty Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com · 20/02/2025Wow a court case that is sensible and has gone in our favour! GC beliefs ARE like racism 451178
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Think I need to book a flight to AMS and come see her! 010
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Time to find a new dentist surgery. 020
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Highly recommend Slow Horses on Apple TV if you need something to watch. 010
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Phuket Airport tannoy announcements are chaotic. Some are pre-recorded and some are live but the staff are all starting new announcements before the previous is done and bing bonging over each other then repeating things 3 times over 😫 000
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 06/12/2024In Thailand and bought my other half a new phone from the @xiaomiglobal.bsky.social store. Came with a robot vacuum cleaner, smart speaker, rucksack and battery pack all as freebies plus it was cheaper than in the UK. Result. 010
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Just seen a hotel bar in Thailand advertising a cheese board. Brie, Roquefort, goats cheese is all good until they added parmesan. Bleurgh 000
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Noisy bugger just flew overhead. 000
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Our last cat was fine with the tree but this one is a little shitbag so we didn't dare put a tree up last year and this year we are away. Looks like butter wouldn't melt but fat from it. 010
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Just turned the gas fire on and the fucking cat is putting his nose in it. Does he actually want a burnt nose?! 000
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Get me to the sunshine and away from work. Now. 000
