Reposted by @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.socialParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm furious about the two Iranians who came across as part of the surge in small boats created by my Brexit and under a Home Office run by my MPs Suella Braverman and Robert Jenrick. 301069303
Reposted by @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.socialParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Congratulations to Suella Braverman for her Question Time appearance - I didn't think it was possible for her to come across as any more deranged and stupid than usual, but she somehow managed it. 491695290
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I think tonight is going to be a rough night as I've had both the flu and COVID vaccines today. One in each arm too 🥴 000
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Absolutely hate it when you're stood in the loo waiting for a cubicle for near 10 mins and you know every fucker inside is just scrolling through their phone. Hurry up! 000
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Had a fab 36 hours in Berlin, went to the spa yesterday and ate yummy BBQ. Now I've got train snacks for the journey to Poznan in Poland. Another spa visit tonight so I'm going to be super relaxed after this! 000
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Just took my last dose of chemotherapy tablets 🎉🎉🎉 #fuckcancer 000
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Next door neighbour is doing building work laying bricks, digging & drilling on a Sunday. Spoke them a few weeks ago about doing build work outside of permitted hours & he said it wouldn't happen again. Think it's time for a complaint to the council as I don't need this while feeling shit from chemo 000
Reposted by @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.socialRick Turner @rickturner.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Half of Europe is on fire. Please consider that before you ask AI to generate another image to amuse 16 people on social media. You may as well be firing a CFC into the ozone layer. 0264
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Last injection today of post surgery blood thinners thank goodness. Next week we start chemo. #fuckcancer 000
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Next stop is Kuala Lumpur! The seat gods have been good to me as boarding is complete and I have a spare window seat next to me and a full row available in the middle of the aircraft next to me as well. Isn't the A330-900 pretty 😍🤩🤩 120
Reposted by @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.socialGod @thegodshow.com · 04/02/2026THOU SHALT NOT PROTECT PEDOS!!! WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SENDER’S NAME REDACTED?!? 25757811750
Reposted by @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.socialParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Parliament reopened today, but Nigel Farage was in Washington DC on his 10th trip to the US since becoming an MP. You don't get to earn £1m from 12 jobs by wasting time on what is meant to be your full time role. 23960258
Reposted by @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.socialAshton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Harvey Milk served in the Navy during the Korean War, but was discharged in 1955, not for any misconduct, but because he was gay. And now his name is being removed from a Navy vessel, once again not because of anything he did wrong, but because he was gay. It's the same hate from the same scum. 30810308
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Just paid off the last £90 of my student loan 🎉🎉🎉🎉 The government putting the interest from 1% up to 6% and then dropping it to 4% is scandalous. I don't even pay that much interest on my mortgage. 000
Reposted by @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.socialJohn Denham @jydenham.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Dear BBC the USA is not ‘stepping up pressure on Ukraine to agree a peace deal’. It is taking Russia’s side in the war. 532655686
Reposted by @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.socialRichard Branson @richardbranson.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Whenever you welcome guests, treat them with kindness, grace and respect. Simple as that. 27859415810872
Reposted by @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.socialKaty Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com · 20/02/2025Wow a court case that is sensible and has gone in our favour! GC beliefs ARE like racism 451178
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Highly recommend Slow Horses on Apple TV if you need something to watch. 010
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Phuket Airport tannoy announcements are chaotic. Some are pre-recorded and some are live but the staff are all starting new announcements before the previous is done and bing bonging over each other then repeating things 3 times over 😫 000
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 06/12/2024In Thailand and bought my other half a new phone from the @xiaomiglobal.bsky.social store. Came with a robot vacuum cleaner, smart speaker, rucksack and battery pack all as freebies plus it was cheaper than in the UK. Result. 010
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Just seen a hotel bar in Thailand advertising a cheese board. Brie, Roquefort, goats cheese is all good until they added parmesan. Bleurgh 000
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Noisy bugger just flew overhead. 000
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Just turned the gas fire on and the fucking cat is putting his nose in it. Does he actually want a burnt nose?! 000
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Get me to the sunshine and away from work. Now. 000
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Urgh 2 people at work have had tantrums today and I can't be arsed with it at all. 000
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 22/11/2024A 1 star Google review is a sure fire way to stop yourself getting a job that you've applied for 🤦♂️ 010
Reposted by @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.socialMichael Baggs @michaelbaggs.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Things to know about the London farmers' protest: - From 2026 anyone inheriting UK farmland will have to pay 20% inheritance tax on assets worth over £1m - The usual rate, for everyone else, is 40% on assets over £325k - The biggest owner of farmland is the aristocracy 1115
scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social @scatterbrainjoe.bsky.social · 16/11/2024After seeing what this place is like for a few days it's a breath of fresh air compared to that cess pit x. Hiya! 020
