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the scarlet wench

@scarletwench.bsky.social
1.6K followers 1.6K following 413 posts

he/him 🏳️‍🌈 • partnered • introverted wannabe twunk • sac/san jose • twitter refugee

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the scarlet wench @scarletwench.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
gypsy rose’s fiancé passed…
static.klipy.com
Wendy Williams' Suspicious Look
ALT: Wendy Williams' Suspicious Look
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the scarlet wench @scarletwench.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i can never wear anything white. as soon as i do i get stains on them. these weren’t on for more than 15 min
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Jakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 11/09/2026
gm
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Boo-sty Shackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Well uh, this is weirdly accurate
Top half of the image is Chuck E. Cheese. The bottom is Elizabeth Holmes. They somehow have the same vacantly earnest and untrustworthy facial expression
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the scarlet wench @scarletwench.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
xena had little gay me in a chokehold.
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the scarlet wench @scarletwench.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
wanda is returning
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the scarlet wench @scarletwench.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
what is with the sudden onset of acne i’ve been getting. if im going to be having the complexion of a teenager i should at least have the metabolism and sex drive of my teens
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Jae @heyjaeee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
take me back
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Josh @endormoo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
STOP PICKING THE WRONG 80-YEAR-OLD, YOU DUMBASS REAPER.
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it’s g ♍️ @yourprettyboy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
EVERYONE BUT *HIM*
Kelly kapoor from the office
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the scarlet wench @scarletwench.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
ok kyungsoo's face card for his DAY OFF tour is 👌
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the scarlet wench @scarletwench.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
tried to trim real quick before a hookup and accidentally sliced a huge chunk of skin of my dick 😭😭
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the scarlet wench @scarletwench.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
then why bother maintaining a Disney+ subscription?
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the scarlet wench @scarletwench.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
should’ve been Keke…
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denver gay boy 🏔️ [denver 1/1-12/31] (a bsky main character) @5280ghost.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
lindsey graham:
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the scarlet wench @scarletwench.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
ok am i just old or was the odyssey particularly loud and hurtful to the ears?
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tater 🥔 totter @tater-tot-twunk.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
once you bidet you can't go back
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the scarlet wench @scarletwench.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
bf and i watched the new superman movie last night. why was it so bad lol we spent a total of 4 hours to watch it but kept pausing cuz we kept ripping on how bad it is lol
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it’s g ♍️ @yourprettyboy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
i’m still here btw
Paul w downs in underwear’s grabbing sumthin in a backwards hat stream hacks
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the scarlet wench @scarletwench.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
after my vacation in kauai, i’ve lost all motivation to start up cardio workouts again 😓
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Jae @heyjaeee.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I refuse to believe Paul Downs is straight!
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the scarlet wench @scarletwench.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
another one bites the dust (albeit he was pretty much nonexistent in their eyes for a few years already).
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the scarlet wench @scarletwench.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
good morning from paradise
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the scarlet wench @scarletwench.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
and it still slaps
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the scarlet wench @scarletwench.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a woman is laying in a bed with a bandana on her head and looking at the camera .
ALT: a woman is laying in a bed with a bandana on her head and looking at the camera .
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the scarlet wench @scarletwench.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
i wish bsky’s algorithm was comparable to twitter because why is my feed flooded with bts 🙅🏻‍♂️
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the scarlet wench @scarletwench.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
damn i just learned james may was down the street from me promoting his gin. i wanted to get an autograph lol
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the scarlet wench @scarletwench.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
mothaaaaa!
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Jae @heyjaeee.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Well good morning Charles Melton 😍
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tbsrpr @tbsrpr.me · 07/04/2026
full shade
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the scarlet wench @scarletwench.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
they are dropping like flies
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the scarlet wench @scarletwench.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Project Hail Mary was so cute
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the scarlet wench @scarletwench.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
again, fuck SM 🖕🏼 but wish Mark continued success
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the scarlet wench @scarletwench.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
welp work made the return to office announcement. this is so stupid 😔
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the scarlet wench @scarletwench.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
i might have a yogurt obsession rn
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the scarlet wench @scarletwench.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
a forever bop
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the scarlet wench @scarletwench.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
he’s in his Joanne era lol
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the scarlet wench @scarletwench.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
simon & chancellor were pretty much XG’s entire creative team. it’s disappointing they’ll likely no longer be working together. they had some killer concepts, music production, and writing. 😔
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the scarlet wench @scarletwench.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
walking the streets of san francisco is like walking through a field mine of human feces
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 20/02/2026
33 years ago today, Whitney Houston released “I Have Nothing.”
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the scarlet wench @scarletwench.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
oh this is going to be so good
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ihaveaqueery.bsky.social @ihaveaqueery.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
There are so many other people deserving of death today
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 30/01/2026
❤️
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Joao @joaof.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Tired of only losing the good ones
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Jae @heyjaeee.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
WE LOST A FUCKING ICON
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I HATE 2026 SO BAD
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aaron @imaaronrobert.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
We as gay people need to make sure she is never forgotten! 😞
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the scarlet wench @scarletwench.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
noooooo!!!!! 😭😭😭 Rest in peace and thank you for all the positivity and joy you brought us it to the world. ❤️
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Jae @heyjaeee.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!! I was seated before but now I’m SEATED SEATED!
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