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Mara

@sb67.bsky.social
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Loves beer, whiskey, cocktails. Hates folding laundry. She/Her cashapp $mln338

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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 1h
Dinner and #DrinkCheck! I always need to make a Martini when I go retro with steak tartare for dinner. Couldn’t decide on a flavor profile, so I did a split base with juniper-heavy and citrus-forward gins.
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Catching up on my gals in modern classics this year, it seems. Tonight’s horror: Train to Busan
Movie poster for Train to Busan
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Uh oh, did someone’s website and personal account experience a big drop in activity after Ukraine hit a Russian data center?
Elon Musk: “Zelensky has gone too far”

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2109033017184338141
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Once again, my low-stakes superpower: I am good at omelette.
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Freezer Manhattan #DrinkCheck in my “new“ thrifted Stuart Crystal goblets that are really Nick and Noras in disguise 
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It dropped below 80° today and we got four teensy weensy raindrops, so I’m pretending like it’s Real Fall. Cinnamon apple tea and everything! 
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Was rewarded for going to the grocery store early on a Saturday!
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just watched Hereditary for the first time, and have just one question: what the fuck did I just watch?!
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s like pumpkin pie, but better!
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Apparently I’m “cruel” and “not a good person” because I called someone out on our one-sided “friendship,” and wouldn’t accept them gaslighting me about it. Neat. What is it about October that that’s when my friendships implode? Happened w/ a few people last Oct, too. Maybe I am just a bad person.
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@bruceshark.bsky.social Bruce, you’re a DUCKY!
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Check on your SoCal friends. It’s been 96-100° at the coast, and we do not have a/c. We are NOT ok!
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don’t care if we’re on the same side, if you’re a candidate I support, or a proposition I will champion. If you are sending me unwanted texts about this shit, I am deleting and reporting as spam. Fuck. Offffffffff!
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nothing like a dinner with absolutely green food on hand after a little travel.
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I opted for the Big Turtle in a Trench Coat. Also made my friend who’d never tried it, try Malört. She made the face. 😂
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@mikelovesbeer.com the special at Khyber Pass had me questioning your judgment for a minute…
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hotel #DrinkCheck
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Love Static! This place is terrific.
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why BEC when you can PEC?? Pastrami egg and cheese. With a pickle. Fully embracing tourist status — and loving it.
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sunrise in Detroit! #ObligatoryClichéPic
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Music by which to be productive! 
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My time there is going to be disjointed and unpredictable, but I still wanna hear your recs of places to go, see, drink, eat, whatevs in Philadelphia (even if I can't get to them, lol) I know at least @mikelovesbeer.com will have a pointer or two.
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Even Fox News agreed to boycott the President and removed themselves from the pool. At what point exactly will he be removed as unfit? (This is rhetorical; if it were to ever happen, it would have already, but here we still fucking are, despite the obvious dementia and narcissistic collapse.)
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ended the night with Daytona Sand, which is a great song, but also further feeds my theory that people just love spelling shit in songs (explain the popularity of Hollaback Girl otherwise. I dare you.)
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So happpppppyyyyyyy
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Unfavorable," huh. You mean, like... truthful? And very, very watered down truth at that.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Huh, I guess the whole strategy of cable news outlets not asking the Trump White House hard questions and failing to push back on weak answers in order to preserve their access to the Trump White House wasn't much of a great strategy.
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When it comes to regional fast food supremacy, In-N-Out steals all the California glory, but El Pollo Loco deserves its flowers, too. (Finally remembered to use my birthday bonus before it expired.) (absolutely not my pic)
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Is that not what *this* term was? And you're proven how we were right to not fucking want any of this and cry on election day. Go the fuck away. Take everyone you brought with you. Leave, and never come back.
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White House Explodes in Alien Attack
ALT: White House Explodes in Alien Attack
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That segment! Starting with Macaulay Culkin barely holding it together about Catherine O’Hara, and ending with Jamie Lee Curtis almost losing it over Rob Reiner. Pretty sure she had another line or two, too, but couldn’t get the words out without completely breaking down. Our collective hearts! ❤️‍🩹
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Happy Monday! A rare thumbs-up version plays
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So pleased with my front door! Even if it photographs like shit. #SpookySeasonIsTheBestSeason
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#DrinkCheck Private Plane (Bludso’s riff on a Paper Plane) and Shiner Bock and a lil BBQ snack (not pictured)
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Feeling hot and cranky and chronic pain-y and kinda disregarded. Can someone say something nice please?
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A friend has been commiserating with me through this heat wave. Yesterday, after sending pics of my thermostat where it’s consistently been 86 to 88° inside my apt, he complained about it being 71 inside his own. Fuckin... That’s LITERALLY ROOM TEMP, deemed universally comfortable. 🤬 GTFOH
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Among the pantheon of dumb fucking ideas ever conceived, this is one of the dumbest fucking ideas ever conceived. 
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Potato pics of non-potato #DrinkCheck Made a tomato water martini, but my tomato (dashti) was very vegetal, so combined with the kelp in my gin, was not my favorite.
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Rainy day dance jams! I know, I’m confused, too. But also happy. Because we need our headlights when it rains!
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Citrus punch #UFFDA #DrinkCheck
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Given that I live in LA and I’m a native of the area, I’m really curious what tipped them to say New York over LA at the same percentage. But also, yes: tracks.
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’m a sucker for a well-done Table of Contents -slash- method of organization, and this looks pretty great.
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
In a bit of a reading rut again, where I don’t enjoy most books I’m picking up, so don’t feel inclined to keep reading – that, or anything else. Solution? I usually turn to some form of cookbook. Not sure where I found the recommendation for this one, but I hope it’s snazzy!
A book:
RICK MARTİNEZ
SALSA DADDY
Dip Your Way into Mexican Cooking

The cover shows a tray with a colorful array of salsas, guacamole, tortilla chips, crudités, and pickled veg 
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Watched The Substance last night. Woke up, and am still demanding to know who I speak to go get a refund for those 2.5 hours I want back. How did this get nominated for so many awards?!? Yeesh.
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Demi Moore in The Substance Film
ALT: Demi Moore in The Substance Film
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Yes, exactly
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
IT IS ME! even looks like me except spooky me is definitely still sweating it out in a tank top
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Walk up to the counter at Baja Fresh and have a moment of anxiety panic because I didn’t look at the menu—as if I haven’t been ordering the same thing here for over 25 years. I do not need to look!
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@realnormmiller.bsky.social Watched this one last night. Very strange watching it while also watching Shrinking. But I'll watch anything w/Samara Weaving, and I love Timothy Olyphant, clearly having fun in his role. Trailer made it look horror, which... I guess? More thriller and very dark comedy.
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's September 1, and it's not supposed to hit 80F here again until the weekend. I'm gonna shop for a little more Halloween decor today, and start prepping to decorate. IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIIIIIME OF THE YEARRRRRR! 🍂🎃🧟
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It’s funny how tastes change sometimes. I used to go from picking out celery in cooked dishes, to “ I think the celery is my favorite part of the curry.”
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Mara @sb67.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Eastside #DrinkCheck
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