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Lauren Henry

@saxchik.bsky.social
260 followers 165 following 181 posts

Corporate training improv comedian, music snob, intellectual trophy wife, NYTXW junkie, Philly sports fan, relatively decent human. www.betterthanbaconimprov.com

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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Gonna have to get a new cover photo soon. After 15 years I just ordered a new MINI.
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
#InMyTechnicoloredWorld, I’m changing all my lightbulbs to disco-ball lightbulbs. (That’s actual lightbulb in my house!)
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
@sometoast.bsky.social, watching Doc on Fox and they drop an @electricfetusmpls.bsky.social reference! Miss our music outings!
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Vacuum cleaner salesperson. #OddJobsInSpace
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Today was a good day. #FlyEaglesFly 🦅
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Pet love, younger edition. #CatsOfBluesky
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
This was a Tuesday at best. :::sigh::: #NYTXW
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 31/01/2025
umami: mushrooms udaddi: older guy w disposable income uchild: things are gonna get easier
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Should we be getting ready for #WhenTheWorldEnds? Will someone give us a definitive heads up when it’s time? I don’t want to be working or dieting.
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
If you see this, quote with a bridge from your gallery
Bridge in Dubrovnik Croatia
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I spent the day reading a book. #GreatEscape “The God of the Woods” by Liz Moore
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I made football food! #FlyEaglesFly 🦅
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Always unsure how to feel when I score a hit in my Celebrity Death Pool.
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
The streak hits 2K! #NYTXW
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Let it throw, let it throw, let it throw … ❄️ #TossASongOrPoem
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Hubs and I celebrated our 22nd first-date-a-versary at the place where it all began.
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Happy 8th birthday, Turbo! #DogsOfBluesky
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Should I take down the laser Christmas lights or keep them up all year? 🟢 Green for Eagles games and St. Patrick’s Day. 🔴 Red for Valentine’s Day and Phillies games. 🔵 Blue for my sadness watching democracy die.
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Circle Irks #AnnoyABand
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
#APerfectNYE is one where I cater the party instead of cook (Greek food cause we went to Greece in September). If you’d like some baklava, hit me up!
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Last #NYTXW completed for 2024. Happy to see Will Shotz back on the job.
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Live and Let Diet #ResolutionsInASongOrMovie
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
#WhenDoingCrosswordPuzzles I get obsessed with my streak. #NYTXW
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
When I was a kid, I was forced to eat hot dogs even tho I don’t like them (no innuendo intended). Therefore, #TheBestTimeToServeHotDogs is never. Brats and Italian sausage are acceptable.
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
The new Iggles sweater I got for Christmas is lucky thus far. #FlyEaglesFly 🦅
Woman with gray curly hair and funky blue glasses sporting a Philadelphia Eagles Kelly green retro sweater.
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Snow Blow #ASongOrMovieForWinter
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Only cat pics from now on.
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Dear people of @bsky.app, sorry if I offended you.
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Wow, so not used to people reacting to anything I post. I will try and keep my hashtags game responses less … funny?
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I have improv comedy practice Tuesday nights, but I look forward to reading after!
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
#MyGenerationWould kick your generation’s ass.
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
#BackWhenIGaveARatsAss my hair was dark and I was a lot chubbier.
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
how alike are we? 10% for each 🤎 ♡ birth month: April ♡ zodiac sign: Aries ♡ status: Illegal in 13 states ♡ country: 🇺🇲 ♡ fave color: ❤️🎈🔴 ♡ fave season: Baseball ♡ fave series: World (when the Phillies are playing) ♡ eye colour: Hazel, but mostly green ♡ hair colour: Silver with sparkles
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
My craft project for the day … #OldDJsNeverDie
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Busy for a few days, come back and Bluesky got really political. Need a feed that's just bad dad jokes.
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
The whole office smells like A Fish Called Wanda. #ASongOrMovieForMicrowaveMeals
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I’m going to start a social media platform that allows nothing but happy posts. Pictures of cute animals, travelogues from fun adventures, dad jokes … Gonna call it Escape.
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
My streak is my birth year! #NYTXW
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Bean John Malkovich #FelineFilms
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
#AnalRetentiveJoy #MINICooper
Odometer reached 123456!
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The Doctor @drstevenhobbs.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
What a weird little advent calendar
A clam shell dispenser of birth control pills
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
The Sixth Pence #MoneyMovies
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Seafood feast for mom’s last night visiting us. #OldBayAllDay
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I thought, now that I’m middle aged #iAmTakingItEasy. But I’m over easy. I’m f’n hard f’n boiled. No eggscuses.
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
My 12yo niece is all about Jellycats. She got me a Warmie (you heat them in the microwave for a minute and they get nice and toasty and smell like lavender). He’s currently making my upper back and neck feel loved.
Stuffed blue monster
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Eraserheadlamp #LightsInASongOrMovie
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Just pulled the plug on my Twitter account. How do I feel? X-cited? X-acerbated? X-iled? X-tinguished?
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Wishing @janeenm.bsky.social a very happy birthday!
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Throwback to when you were in a hat… Quote post yours!
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Lauren Henry @saxchik.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
#NextYearsTurkeyPlans Change its name to Türkiye and open a kebab shop.
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