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Bluke Skywalker

@savvyfatty.bsky.social
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Bluke Skywalker @savvyfatty.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I heard y’all was over here givin Gawd the gloreh…
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Bluke Skywalker @savvyfatty.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Hello! Happy Saturday! I want Dahntay Jones arrested! Have a great day! ☀️ 😎 🌴
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Bluke Skywalker @savvyfatty.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Just wrote a #SAVVYmix of a hot song and I’m proud of what my mind created 🥹
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 17/07/2025
Do it grip like an African Braider is insanity. SAVED.
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Bluke Skywalker @savvyfatty.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
When you’re out in the club, don’t think I love and need and wantchu, baybeh
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Mariah Scary 👻 🎃 • #ProtectJho @dopegirlfresh.blacksky.app · 17/07/2025
you and that lady marmalade
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Rize / Raphael Phaasiq @rize4eva.blacksky.app · 17/07/2025
When she make it clap for the first time:
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Bluke Skywalker @savvyfatty.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
SAME, ‘cept I’m nobody’s knitter 👃🏽 ❄️ 💪🏽 💉
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Bluke Skywalker @savvyfatty.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Why I gotta have THREEEEE different sosha meedjas just to talk to my SM franz? 🥺🤬🥺
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Bluke Skywalker @savvyfatty.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I have to remodel my life. All I got is one nail, no hammer.
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Bluke Skywalker @savvyfatty.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Come in and violate what we consider sacred?! We ALL need to be more like Lake Lanier 🫡
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Holly Thee Scallion @yoitsholly.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
the strawberriest strawberry sorbet: fresh strawberries, roasted strawberries, strawberry powder, candied strawberries, freeze-dried strawberries
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Mariah Scary 👻 🎃 • #ProtectJho @dopegirlfresh.blacksky.app · 04/07/2025
Jazmine Sullivan and LL Cool J canceled their performances at the welcome America festival. made in America may never come back. roots picnic was a shit show this year. why, it’s almost as if trying to make Philadelphia into a rich person’s/ influencer’s playground isn’t working.
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Bluke Skywalker @savvyfatty.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
69.
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Glizzy Borden 🪓 @glamorfonic.blacksky.app · 28/06/2025
That lady on TikTok said the Salem Witch Trials were a land grab to steal land from single women and I haven’t stopped thinking about it.
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Bluke Skywalker @savvyfatty.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I’m only watching #nellyandashanti cuz Ashanti is mad pretty and THICK AS THE FUCKS. 😮‍💨 And also cuz Nelly’s barber ain’t had to use his imagination, nor take any skills improvement courses, in over a quarter of a century #nellyandashantiwebelongtogether
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Moon @jeremymoon.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I've never heard of buddy either but we ride at dawn cause what the FUCK
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Written by Uju ✍🏽 @writtenbyuju.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
In this economy, having any form of stable employment is not something to shame — it’s something to respect. The arrogance in job shaming shows a deep disconnect from reality and privilege. Work is work
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Bluke Skywalker @savvyfatty.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Every year I look for Farrah Fawcett to resurrect and pick another death date
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Bluke Skywalker @savvyfatty.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I need to be over here more. Y’all got useful information…and SENSE.
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Bluke Skywalker @savvyfatty.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
THE ICON. THE LEGEND. 🕊️ 🤍
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Very Old Pic of D. Gray @blurbette.blacksky.app · 23/06/2025
Things u shouldn’t say but feel strongly: All churches are parts of cults. That is the nature of them. All of ‘em.
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Bluke Skywalker @savvyfatty.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
The words will be rapped along to cuz I didn’t come to a museum. 🤐 I came to PORDEE. 🙌🏽
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Bluke Skywalker @savvyfatty.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
DAYGO! STAND UP!
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Princeton. @princey5ive.blacksky.app · 10/05/2025
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Bluke Skywalker @savvyfatty.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I miss y’all so much omggggg
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
The cost of Grok: "I can't breathe at home, it smells like gas outside. How come I can't breathe at home and y'all get to breathe at home?"
"HOW come can't breathe at home and y'all get tO breathe at home?""I can't breathe at home, it smells like gas outside," Boxtown resident Alexis Humphreys said through tears, holding up her asthma inhaler during a public hearing about the turbines on A April "HOW come can't breathe at home and y'all get tO breathe at home?"
Alexis Humphreys holds out her asthma inhaler while asking the Shelby County Health epartment rO deny a permit for XAl'S methane gas turbines. | Ariel Wittenberg/POLITICO's E&E News
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Bluke Skywalker @savvyfatty.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
YOU DID THIS TO MEEEE @carnegro.bsky.social
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Bluke Skywalker @savvyfatty.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I won’t tell y’all how many wig-wearing years I went before I started slicking my hair down and wearing a wig cap. From 2016-2022, my wigs were TI’s early aughts beanie
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Bluke Skywalker @savvyfatty.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Horrified, I paused to take his temperature. Him: “I don’t give a fuck about that shit,” and then proceeded to put me through the floorboards. My gavina: 🫡
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Bluke Skywalker @savvyfatty.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I miss y’all so much. I feel like mom got some of us in the divorce and dad got the rest of us and we all have made no effort to come together as siblings 🥲
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Bluke Skywalker @savvyfatty.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Y’all dun got comfortable enough to hoe this place out yet? Cuz my friend asked if she could sell my-I mean HER-n00dz over here
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The Lox and Schmear @byepoleher.blacksky.app · 13/03/2025
Gang
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Bluke Skywalker @savvyfatty.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
@mtsw.bsky.social Just read about you on Fast Company, going to the Costco off Market here in San Diego. You’re braver than a Navy Seal for THAT alone, nevermind picking up some of the last available eggs at that location. And I say that as a Southeast native. 🫡
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Bluke Skywalker @savvyfatty.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 28/11/2024
A few things about this 1 What she removed from its casing at the beginning was breakfast sausage… masterful touch 2 layering dressing turkey and gravy!!!! She one of them ones!!!
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💜 Big 💚 Roux 💛 @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 23/11/2024
“Is that negro happiness that I hear?”
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 23/11/2024
[to the tune of “Owner of a Lonely Heart”] Cybertruck at family court
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Bluke Skywalker @savvyfatty.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
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Bluke Skywalker @savvyfatty.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
🗣️THATS THAT SHIT I DOOOO LIKE
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I can see the exact moment she had a conversation with herself on whether she should say that… and then chose violence 😂😂😂 (I also do this)
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Bluke Skywalker @savvyfatty.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
If you were born in 1962, this year you turn 62
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Bluke Skywalker @savvyfatty.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
@thefancyman.bsky.social BAYBEH!
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Bluke Skywalker @savvyfatty.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
SOMEBODY. PUT. ME. IN. A. 7. PERSON. GROUP. CHAT. SOMEONE. EXTREMELY. FAMILIAR. WITH. MY. STRIIICT. “PLEASE. DONT. PUT. ME. IN. NO. GOTDAMN. GROUP. CHAT. FOR. A. MUTHAFUCKING. THING. EVERRRRR!” POLICY. Now…I’m forced to Delete and Block Conversation, despite someone needing a kidney donation…🤷🏽‍♀️
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 19/11/2024
Hoping the worst for everyone involved 💜
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Arabian Double Front @callipygiac.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
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Bluke Skywalker @savvyfatty.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I’m fat. But I’m not Show Me A Girl Eating Candied Pig Lip Fat On My IG Explore Page Fat. This was a digital, visual slur and my attorney has been contacted.
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Bluke Skywalker @savvyfatty.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Really had to eat some prescription-strength soup this morning cuz it was cold dinna bitch. 😮‍💨 Really need one of y’all East Coast or Midwest cities to come retrieve YOUR weather cuz
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Bluke Skywalker @savvyfatty.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I’ve inquired with a local dealer about crack. MUCH healthier ☝🏽
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E @nwanu.eurosky.social · 18/11/2024
X: Blocked people can read your tweets Bluesky: We will send an agent back in time to stop the blocked person's parents from ever meeting
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