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Gregor Samsara

@savorybeverage.bsky.social
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I have sustained several head injuries over the course of my life savorybeverage on twitter

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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
i'm retweeting this bc bluesky doesn't have bookmarks and I wanted to save this bc I enjoy some of the insights into different views on male fashion
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Ngl on hour 14 of a shift my sentences start to get a lil disjointed
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I actually met my partner on Bumble. Yeah, I swiped on them on Tinder. We matched on Hily. They swooped me. I saw them on Sizzle. They Binked me. Our first date was on Rumpty,
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Hell yeah, did you guys grow this?
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
feels like this was the music they should've used to announce him
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Showing a boomer judge Marilyn Monroe AI saying I should be free on all counts and getting away with high Treason
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
This is what I get for never learning Metric 😔
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
This is fucked up to me, Tiny Hands Jim
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I wish smoking weren't horrible for you and didn't make you stinky. It'd be sooooo fun without all the downsides
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
For sale: baby vape pen, never ripped
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Reddit really wants me to up my wank game I guess
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
lmaooo
r/ChatGPT
u/Kjfitz • 1h
The "Enshittification" has arrived

News
I asked ChatGPT about the impact of the current tarrifs on inventories over the next few months. It returned a long list of links to toiletries I might want to buy.
l asked it why it did that. It replied:
"As of April 28, 2025, OpenAl introduced new shopping features to ChatGPT, enhancing its capabilities to provide product recommendations complete with images, reviews, and direct purchase links. These features are available to all users, including those on Free, Plus, and Pro tiers, and even to users not logged in. The recommendations are generated organically, without paid advertisements or commission-based incentives, relying instead on structured metadata from third-party sources such as pricing, product descriptions, and reviews.
This update aims to offer a more personalized and streamlined shopping experience directly within the ChatGPT interface, allowing users to explore products across various categories like fashion, beauty, electronics, and home goods. If you have any specific preferences or need tailored recommendations, feel free to let me know!"
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
There's nothing I love talking to romantic prospects about more than Bachelor's Degree at Academic Institution
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
88. He should've been in the club 😔
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Hanging this like an IV and mainlining Barq's root beer into my veins
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Super excited to finally hang out with my good buddy Pope Francis. His job keeps him busy but he made some time for me and we're gonna play Mario Cart and Smash Bros like the good old days Now to take a big swig of my coffee and check the news
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
fuck wait no i meant blue prince noooooo
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
blue prints goes so fucking hard
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Damn gottem (me)
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
what about someone lying and saying they're allergic to shtrokmi so that the server says "what's shtrokmi" and they say "shtrokmi cock"
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
on my hedgehog type shit
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
It will continue to fry my brain that the app I once used to meet other gay people in NYC and make jokes on is now a state actor pumping out propaganda for a government that’s kidnapping people
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Oscar Wilde ass post
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
eavesdropping on this dudes conversation about how he "allegedly ran a red light" even though he was "being super careful" and totaled his tesla even though it actually wasn't even his fault he's also a real estate agent
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Rincons looked very beautiful as well
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
If I could backflip I'd do it all the time, you wouldn't be able to stop me. Make a joke? Backflip. Need to emphasize a point? Backflip. I'd be a menace!
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Doing an April Fools day prank on God tomorrow by continuing to carry on in the face of the Horrors (minor problems)
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
These are my daily affirmations
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Bud zero! It's cheap and makes me feel exactly like I'm drinking a real cheap light beer, which I crave sometimes
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Having an NA beer. One of the many great savory beverages life has to offer.
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
A chill thing to say when you see a new partner naked for the first time is "just as I suspected"
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Bro kinda had that shit on
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
List of life's great joys: 1) company of loved ones 2) pissing/ shitting on the clock 3) beautiful sunset over mountains 4) juice, other beverages
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Logged on to reddit and immediately had a promoted post tell me I'm breedable
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Can I still be unhinged on here or is that more of an "X dot com" thing
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
at a coffeeshop listening to a barista tell the cook straight misinformation about the elevations of local mountains
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
this little fucker was always up to no good
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
see more pokemon walking through tall grass tf
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Hiring wedding photographers is OUT. Hiring wedding portrait painters is IN!
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
When coffee is decaffeinated it's like. Oh okay. I didn't realize we lived in HITLER'S GERMANY. But it's fine!
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I think that's often when people treat religion as purely an identity maker and don't put much thought into it Like they're catholic bc their family is and they don't put theological thought into it (At least that's how I make it make sense to me. I've always been baffled by it as well)
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Waking up on a cold day and leaving a cozy bed to go to work ranked #1 on list of Horrors
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Checked my old twitter and saw this dude advising that unemployed people simply get into industrial manufacturing
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Popping either a viagra, adderall, or xanax depending on the day to keep my innie guessing
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Adds weight/drag to the ride, making it harder. But you can parachute/hanglide on downhills, so imo it's more fun
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
the "brain" is a fake organ invented by neurologists to sell more neurology
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
A guy like me could easily take control of a plane with the right combination of rocks
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Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Your hair looks so good
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