Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 21/05/2025i'm retweeting this bc bluesky doesn't have bookmarks and I wanted to save this bc I enjoy some of the insights into different views on male fashion 010
Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Ngl on hour 14 of a shift my sentences start to get a lil disjointed 000
Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 16/05/2025I actually met my partner on Bumble. Yeah, I swiped on them on Tinder. We matched on Hily. They swooped me. I saw them on Sizzle. They Binked me. Our first date was on Rumpty, 010
Reposted by Gregor SamsaraMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 08/05/2025feels like this was the music they should've used to announce him 1874544706
Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Showing a boomer judge Marilyn Monroe AI saying I should be free on all counts and getting away with high Treason 020
Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 04/05/2025This is what I get for never learning Metric 😔 010
Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 02/05/2025I wish smoking weren't horrible for you and didn't make you stinky. It'd be sooooo fun without all the downsides 010
Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Reddit really wants me to up my wank game I guess 010
Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 27/04/2025There's nothing I love talking to romantic prospects about more than Bachelor's Degree at Academic Institution 010
Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Hanging this like an IV and mainlining Barq's root beer into my veins 020
Reposted by Gregor Samsarawint @dril.bsky.social · 24/04/2025every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again 10287191102
Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Super excited to finally hang out with my good buddy Pope Francis. His job keeps him busy but he made some time for me and we're gonna play Mario Cart and Smash Bros like the good old days Now to take a big swig of my coffee and check the news 000
Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 20/04/2025what about someone lying and saying they're allergic to shtrokmi so that the server says "what's shtrokmi" and they say "shtrokmi cock" 100
Reposted by Gregor SamsaraJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 18/04/2025It will continue to fry my brain that the app I once used to meet other gay people in NYC and make jokes on is now a state actor pumping out propaganda for a government that’s kidnapping people 957076
Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 04/04/2025eavesdropping on this dudes conversation about how he "allegedly ran a red light" even though he was "being super careful" and totaled his tesla even though it actually wasn't even his fault he's also a real estate agent 000
Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 02/04/2025If I could backflip I'd do it all the time, you wouldn't be able to stop me. Make a joke? Backflip. Need to emphasize a point? Backflip. I'd be a menace! 010
Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Doing an April Fools day prank on God tomorrow by continuing to carry on in the face of the Horrors (minor problems) 000
Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Bud zero! It's cheap and makes me feel exactly like I'm drinking a real cheap light beer, which I crave sometimes 010
Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Having an NA beer. One of the many great savory beverages life has to offer. 130
Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 21/03/2025A chill thing to say when you see a new partner naked for the first time is "just as I suspected" 000
Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 20/03/2025List of life's great joys: 1) company of loved ones 2) pissing/ shitting on the clock 3) beautiful sunset over mountains 4) juice, other beverages 010
Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Logged on to reddit and immediately had a promoted post tell me I'm breedable 010
Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Can I still be unhinged on here or is that more of an "X dot com" thing 000
Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 18/03/2025at a coffeeshop listening to a barista tell the cook straight misinformation about the elevations of local mountains 000
Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 18/03/2025this little fucker was always up to no good 010
Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 18/03/2025see more pokemon walking through tall grass tf 010
Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Hiring wedding photographers is OUT. Hiring wedding portrait painters is IN! 010
Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 14/03/2025When coffee is decaffeinated it's like. Oh okay. I didn't realize we lived in HITLER'S GERMANY. But it's fine! 000
Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 05/03/2025I think that's often when people treat religion as purely an identity maker and don't put much thought into it Like they're catholic bc their family is and they don't put theological thought into it (At least that's how I make it make sense to me. I've always been baffled by it as well) 010
Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Waking up on a cold day and leaving a cozy bed to go to work ranked #1 on list of Horrors 000
Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Checked my old twitter and saw this dude advising that unemployed people simply get into industrial manufacturing 010
Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Popping either a viagra, adderall, or xanax depending on the day to keep my innie guessing 0130
Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Adds weight/drag to the ride, making it harder. But you can parachute/hanglide on downhills, so imo it's more fun 000
Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 25/02/2025the "brain" is a fake organ invented by neurologists to sell more neurology 000
Gregor Samsara @savorybeverage.bsky.social · 18/02/2025A guy like me could easily take control of a plane with the right combination of rocks 020