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Andrew Broadworth

@savitchspoon.bsky.social
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Disaffected member of Generation X. Also Canadian.

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Annie Waldman @anniewaldman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
NEW: As Trump’s White House and influencers keep touting the unproven benefits of raw milk, hundreds across the country are falling ill from outbreaks. Some people get severe indigestion. And some nearly die. Here's the story of one toddler who drank it. 🧵👇 www.propublica.org/article/cali...
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A Girl Nearly Died After Drinking Raw Milk. The State Did Little to Punish the Unlicensed Farmer Who Sold It.
California is teeming with black-market dairies, propped up by consumer demand fueled by misinformation. With evidence against one raw goat milk farm, regulators could have sought punitive action. But...
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My initial guess would be Harold Ballard, but he would have his hands down different pants.
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That Triumph documentary was...tightly curated. Zero mention of 'Progressions of Power', or 'Surveillance'.
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Huh. So Macron is in Saint-Pierre-et-Miquelon and told Carney that it will never be part of Canada (according to France24 English).
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yay for languages that are phonetically similar to English! (Finland sits in the corner with crossed arms)
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
People seem to forget about Jeff Gannon.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Juicy Fruits have dropped out of their Ed Sheeran tour dates
The Juicy Fruits from The Phantom of the Paradise
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
At a family gathering I remarked that Vegemite is yeast poop and a relative got very upset about that.
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I wonder how many radio stations are playing Lee Hazelwood songs instead of Lee Greenwood because the show producers simply aren't that bright.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, distraught says "OH NO! That means..." We seek Jack Skellington from Night Before Christmas approaching a door that looks like the twin towers. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of a bunch of nervous looking passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane he's on about to go into the first tower. He says "what's this?"
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What binds neuro exams and a provincial French feast? Yummy sheep brains!
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I am a cottage cheese sandwich.
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Boot to the Head.
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I've seen chatter today about Pluto's humiliation. Stop. Pluto knows it's top-shelf geology and chemistry. It doesn't give a flying oblong fuck.
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Saous.
A delightful melange of peppers, salt, vinegar, sugar and garlic ready to be combined.
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We may have jumped the shark here.
A brand of clarified butter called 'Oh Em Ghee.'
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Love how soundtrack records from the 90's were just half-dialogue from the film.
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Vicky ACAB @vickyacab.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
They have argued that COVID's not so bad since it mostly kills old and disabled people, that Gaza isnt a genocide, that the far right are brave truth-tellers, that trans people are a threat to children but MeToo and epstein files anger went too far: why act shocked when the MSM does nazi shit?
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Well that seals the deal.
A unique feature for headphones - high protein memory earmuffs.
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Of course not. He'd be elected leader of today's Liberal Party.
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'm beginning to think England cannot be redeemed.
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Decade?
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Mothers don't let yer cowboys grow up to be turtles.
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Why do we spend so much energy shielding our children from the potential harm snapping turtles can do?
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
@jessehawken.bsky.social has done tremendous work pumping the legacy of Prefab Sprout. Could Dalbello be next?
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
One of my cherished memories of grade seven was situated in french class. When Gary B. found our the french word for 'beef' was 'boeuf'. The reaction was sterling. "Wait. So the french word for beef...is 'boeuf'?" He paused and looked at his shoes, then at the teacher. "That's pathetic!"
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
#australia would be well encouraged to learn about Max Webster.
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Inside the Walls of Paella.
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
People seem to forget how bad things were during the covid days. It was so bad that antisocial nerds coughed up the energy to produce a complex video presentation expressing their love of Gentle Giant's Proclamation.
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"Theodore Denslow. Dead at eighty-five. His hairpiece was twenty-four."
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Baseketball remains a comfort movie. I make no excuses.
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
You'll never know when Lupo the Butcher becomes relevant.
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
@evandorkin.bsky.social You will be pleased to know that the order I placed way-back-when at my local indie shop arrived!
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Maybe I can help. Vaccines are a product of natural sciences that study unchanging physical properties and while imperfect, are the best chance we have at understanding the world around us. Economics, however, is simply astrology for pedophiles
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
A corporate sign reading 'Miserable Failure'. In no way associated with any known corporations past or present.
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Yay! The fresh potassium iodide pills have arrived!
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
TIL Father Coughlin was a St. Mike's grad 🫤
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
In these dark times there remains this beacon of chaotic hope.
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
"This practice still obtains in Berks County."
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"Les Carnets de Julie"? The commercial flower shipments of Julie?
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Still weird that France still maintains a colonial outpost in Canada.
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Periodic reminder that 'Twister' was an awful, awful, awful movie. 'Speed 2' was almost better.
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Chiles alright if you like old Dennis Miller bits.
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Why does Ariana Grande look like she has jaundice?
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I can say with certainty that I have not acquired a virus in Brazil.
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
More like Marketplace of BUTTS.
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Salesman, seated on your couch, whips out the binder of promotional graphics and recommendations contained in protective but well-thumbed plastic sleeves.
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Where will National Post's closing party be hosted? (wrong answers only)
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Andrew Broadworth @savitchspoon.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
People seem to forget that Scary Movie 2 was terrible.
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