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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 12h
Thirst slop
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Dan Golding @dangolding.com · 09/10/2026
Here is the imdb profile shot of Richard Summers-Calvert, the Biddy Blas voice actor
A bearded man with his shirt open, looking exactly like the voice behind an obnoxious space crocodile
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 17h
Also, the design of the monsters were great, Nethroi gorgeous
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 17h
I really wish Mutate had worked as a mechanic, like that was soooo cool. I love the idea of a grotesque creature with all these stacked abilities. But the fact one removal kills it all. It’s a horrible investment of mana, all risk no reward. At least with equipments eg they stay on the board.
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 19h
thots and prayrs
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 19h
I think the best method of protesting what Shane Gillis said about women at gyms is for men to wear a tiny crop top, 3in inseam shorts and a jockstraps to the gym. Ally!
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 19h
Whenever I hear about the shit that’s happening in the straight world because of how sexually repressed and toxic they are… i fear that their ideas of control and conservatism will touch queer sex and it’s gonna be a mess.
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 19h
All point of contacts are reported to public health for tracking and at risk populations are given health care follow ups and attention. Information is private and discreet, no disclosures outside of mandated organizations are made. We care about you, that’s why we watch out for you! SafeLove
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 19h
Guardian Controls can be enabled for at risk users, a secondary alert is sent for back up consent. If a guardian does not give consent then the point of contact is considered illegal triggering a cascade of law enforcement alerts.
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 19h
SafeLove is a new app that is partnered with Palantir and Homeland Security to bring you safety in your intimate interactions. SafeLove is used at point of contact and will ask all partners if they consent to sex and after a face/id scan you can legally intimately interact <3 and have a legal record
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OKCAHI-Guy @okcahi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
sorry. i’ve never seen this movie before. but is Fred Ward trying to get me pregnant or something??🥵
I thought you call it your pecker.
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
When you nat 1 on a persuasion roll
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Anat Shenker-Osorio @anatosaurus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The notion that we fight fascism by pretending it's not occurring has brought us here to a place where Nazi cheerleaders have taken over our government, occupying our cities, abducting our neighbors & trafficking immigrant children.
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Altas Inabilidades @altmelissa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Todos os ângulos
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bb/ang3l @angel-milk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
of course millennials are monster-fuckers. we never stood a chance
Goliath from gargoyles Street sharks
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yes! DRENCHED
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
my first thought on the new avatar is that it’s appropriately okay for this era with the full understanding that we’re also culturally in a dead zone with the rise of conservatism and fascism in all spheres of life. we eat our slop and say thanks in a cunty gay lisp.
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not to be a boomer but i miss when you’d talk shit in post game chat on league
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
For the bad vibes to permeate the dreamscape, oof
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Had a bad dream last night where mom’s client calls me cuz she’s been so busy and she’s asking me to please remind her about sundries for an event then this racket happens in the back. Yelling, violence. And my mom pulls over as we listen in horror to ICE opening fire on these people in a food shop
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Get that good ping
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We need a guillotine emoji atp
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they’ve been publicly executing black and brown people for a while, with ICE and the people in power this sorta spectacle was inevitable… a message to the people, i imagine it was like this before the revolution
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A first big instance of ‘holy fuck, humans do that to each other?’
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every now and then I remember this scene i read as a kid whr a man grabs a baby by the legs and swings it into a rock to kill it. Overtime I forgot the source but the scene stayed… anyway, i just learned it was last of the mohicans but there’s also another famous with a similar scene blood meridian
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh shiiit, black clover season 2 about to eat
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Vroom vroom
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I believe I’m already on record with this, but sign me up for monster dick year round tbh
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Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It is spooky season and therefore you will NOT get an apology from me about thirsting for werewolf dick.
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Current events really makes me appreciate the queer sex world and sex positivity. Granted, gay sex is a radical act already but to plumb the depths of hedonism is another thing, it seems. All an expression of freewill, a right. But to have society judge you either whore or victim is a garrote
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Imagine this distilled as a torture technique. Ruminate on the consequences of your actions!!
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
um
Hurricane Rachel, project4ed to hit Mexico but with an unfortunately phallic shape
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Baby Eno
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
giiiirl, off caffeine and still got fucked up sleep
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It took an hour and some change to parse through the ballot whew there’s alot
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
there this thing about covering mirrors in occultism, especially during initiation. one aspect is how mirrors shift your ego into body. after a while you get a sense of inner self. social media/cellphones are a form of mirror and the culture reflects that, determining cringe/value by your vessel
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There’s a sis on ig that does the funniest office and omega cringe videos
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For real, I told him that’s oppressor programming and he’s like, i gotta respect the system. And I saw he needed that because he wants a spot somewhere in the totem pole.
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The idea that we can’t dissent or disparage this figurehead as citizens because of decorum and decency yet the figurehead can disparage, threaten and kill the very citizens. It’s despot shit…
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i thought a friend of mine was in the know. he was agreeing with all the political things then we jokey joke about misfortune and you-know-what to the you-know-who and he’s like… guys, i don’t agree cuz he’s still our president. Heavy side eye. And now he’s wishing death on our city so um like…
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The Independent @the-independent.com · 06/10/2026
Paramore’s Hayley Williams unleashes profanity-filled response after DHS tells her to ‘thank’ ICE
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Hayley Williams unleashes profanity-filled response to DHS telling her to ‘thank’ ICE
‘We suggest Ms. Williams to thank them for their service, not belittle their sacrifice,’ the DHS said
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this capybara lookin mfer
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ouch!
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Weres Eat Free @satyrgrimoire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fair enough, kinda like smart gossip in purpose. Gotta remember that next time I nihilist spiral
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