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Saturn Leeds @saturnthecryptid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#Marvel says they have a "major announcement" for Spider-Man at #NYCC that apparently involves Peter, Miles, AND Gwen but given editorial's track record lately that feels more like a threat than anything
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Very Important People @veryimportantpeople.dropout.tv · 07/09/2026
Some Sound Finanical Advice From Tommy Shriggly 💪💸
A muscular man in a blue shirt excitedly reveals he found $100,000 to a seated woman, who looks surprised and in disbelief.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Superman (2025) scene where he's losing his cool

Post from @pastapilled

It takes strength to be gentle and kind you stupid fucking idiot
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Saturn Leeds @saturnthecryptid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
has public opinion shifted on Nickelback enough yet for me to say I kinda like Nickelback
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Saturn Leeds @saturnthecryptid.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
if I was in charge of Liberty Mutual the next ad would be someone kicking Liberty Biberty into a woodchipper and then the CEO comes out and apologizes for him
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 27/08/2026
in memory of peter cullen let's remember one of his best line reads
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Peter Cullen’s family has confirmed that the legendary voice of Optimus Prime passed away peacefully. “His family asks that you honor his remarkable legacy by serving your communities and leading others with compassion, integrity, and loyalty and always remember, ‘be strong enough to be gentle.’”
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Saturn Leeds @saturnthecryptid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Rest in Peace, Peter Cullen. You were one of the greats. 'Till All Are One.
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Steve Yurko @steveyurko.com · 27/08/2026
Be strong enough to be gentle.
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Saturn Leeds @saturnthecryptid.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I miss the KFC Double Down. I'll take the years it took off my life in stride, it's fine.
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Saturn Leeds @saturnthecryptid.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Where all my Marfheads at
Marfalump, a horrific abomination designed by PepsiCo to sell Pepsi during the Phantom Menace promotion. The wicked creature has four arms, appears to be overweight, and sports a dirty white Star Wars t-shirt. And yet, he doesn't wear pants, for he has no shame. According to his designers, his hands were perfectly engineered to hold Pepsi cans. He has yet to be seen since. He is likely dead.
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Saturn Leeds @saturnthecryptid.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
see the problem I have with writing scripts for videos is I keep changing the topic of what I want to talk about and I currently have 3 half-finished scripts
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Saturn Leeds @saturnthecryptid.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
dinosaurs are the scariest thing I've ever seen in my entire life
Michael Caine crying and saying "Bane is the scariest guy I've ever seen in my entire life"
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Saturn Leeds @saturnthecryptid.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Now Watching
Poster for the film "The End of Oak Street"
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Saturn Leeds @saturnthecryptid.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Been said to death for sure but it really is hard to understand how huge Hulk was before the 2010s. Dude up there with Spider-Man and Wolverine before being relegated to side character. Kids these days don't even have Hulk Hands anymore dawg we need to go back
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Saturn Leeds @saturnthecryptid.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Obsession is an incredible movie but the amount of internet horror creators who took the absolute wrong thing from it and decided being scary is screaming while looking uncanny and sad is getting obnoxious
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Saturn Leeds @saturnthecryptid.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
it ruled btw
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Saturn Leeds @saturnthecryptid.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I think every fighting game should have a taunt button tbqh
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Saturn Leeds @saturnthecryptid.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hey, I'm back with the milk.
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kelsey irene @holographic.pink · 06/08/2026
unironically bless this person
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Saturn Leeds @saturnthecryptid.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
it ruled btw
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Saturn Leeds @saturnthecryptid.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hey, I'm back with the milk.
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Saturn Leeds @saturnthecryptid.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
princessjakethedog

I love my country New Jersey



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It's actually an state not a country



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i die for my country new jersey
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Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 06/05/2025
Took me far too long to realise the American “squirrel” rhymes with “girl” and just thought @ryannorth.ca had gone mad
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Saturn Leeds @saturnthecryptid.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
when I was a kid, I though Seth McFarlane and Todd MacFarlane were the same person
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
wikipedia subsections: early life, attachment to anime character cutout, death
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Saturn Leeds @saturnthecryptid.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
That Vanessa and Bullseye scene from the #Daredevil finale
Princess Daisy leaning towards Princess Peach. "Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go ape shitt"
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bbno$👶🚫💰 @bbnomula.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 31/03/2025
YouTube is now demonetizing AI slop movie trailer channels (via Deadline)
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Saturn Leeds @saturnthecryptid.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
you look at him and tell me there's a god
Minilla from "Son of Godzilla" (1967)
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Saturn Leeds @saturnthecryptid.bsky.social · 25/08/2024
Have you ever played the game... Among Us... Mr. Murdock? I find it quite.... allegorical to our lives, you and I. Running around, pretending to do tasks....hiding the killer instinct....we are not crew members, Mr. Murdock.... we are SUS
Vincenr D'onferio as Wilson Fisk from the show "Daredevil"
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Saturn Leeds @saturnthecryptid.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I'm watching a video about the weird folklore in New Jersey and getting way too excited when I recognize names and places
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Very Important People @veryimportantpeople.dropout.tv · 18/03/2025
How's Bill Cosby????????????????????????????????
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𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝕳𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊 @strangehouse.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Rot-Goat
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Saturn Leeds @saturnthecryptid.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
The lyrics to Land Down Under are kinda crazy, "I said do you speaka my language" motherfucker its Australia why wouldn't he
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Ben Watson @waspshot23.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Thor just had his "I will protect the whole Earth" moment. You may need to hear what he has to say.
Panels from Immortal Thor 21. In reply to the argument that mortals are not deserving of salvation Thor says "If there are but a thousand on the earth who embrace the warmth of their souls-- who seek kindness, who share justice and love -- I will fight for that thousand! If there are but a hundred I will fight! If there are ten-- I will fight!"
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Saturn Leeds @saturnthecryptid.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
She-Hulk was a good show, you guys are just mean
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch @redlreview.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
The day Marvel ever tries to explain how guys like Bullseye or Hawkeye can aim so impossibly good beyond "they're built different" is the day the company dies forever
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Saturn Leeds @saturnthecryptid.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
One of my goals in life is to meet someone with the "green peanut butter" gene and break it to them that peanut butter isn't green
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Saturn Leeds @saturnthecryptid.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Shrek 5 should be called 5hrek
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Saturn Leeds @saturnthecryptid.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
gex is BACK baby
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Harmony Friends @sylveon.gay · 25/02/2025
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Saturn Leeds @saturnthecryptid.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Big day for annoying people
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Saturn Leeds @saturnthecryptid.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I'm gonna be real, I didn't know this had a release date in the first place
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Saturn Leeds @saturnthecryptid.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
My legacy is going to be this image I made in like 2019 of Wilson Fisk watching Cats
Wilson Fisk, from the show "Daredevil", intently watching the film "Cats". The photo is an edit of the iconic scene of Fisk staring at the "Rabbit in a Snowstorm" painting, with the painting replaced with a screenshot from Cats.
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Saturn Leeds @saturnthecryptid.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I had a nightmare last night that costco raised the price of the hot dog
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GloopQueen 💜💚 Boat Apologist @gloopqueen.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Who is YOUR Tiny Wife? Who is YOUR Matt Damon?
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 06/02/2025
- racist DOGE guy (redundant) canned - federal judge upholds birthright citizenship - another judge blocks voluntary resignation - NY state going to court over treasury business - patel put on ice for at least a week
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Saturn Leeds @saturnthecryptid.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
"You shed your rocks every night?" "There's human skin under here but the rocks PUSH THROUGH" "That's horrifying" "Hurts a lot, worse than braces" #Fantastic4 #VeryImportantPeople
Screenshot from the film Fantastic Four: First Steps, showing the robot HERBIE talking to Ben Grimm (aka The Thing), a superhero made of rocks
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