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Guy Persson

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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 2h
the costco demon has #touched down
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 16h
charlie brown groyper
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 01/10/2026
beast mode
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 01/10/2026
i'll block a bitch on f-list
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 30/09/2026
adding "ethnoguessr top 1%" to my resume
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 28/09/2026
chocolatine addicts anonymous
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 28/09/2026
they are enacting Daria law in the disaffected tgirl ethnostate
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 28/09/2026
The pleasure is all mine Skeeter Longpenis
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 28/09/2026
your mind is wonderful
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 28/09/2026
the shoe untying gnomes claim another victim
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 27/09/2026
fight club
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 27/09/2026
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 25/09/2026
what is a hole being fuckmaxxxed and why is it happening to clavicle
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 24/09/2026
im that coworker
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 22/09/2026
unethical life pro tipp: if u melt a whole chocolate bar onto ANOTHER chocolate bar you get one GIANT chocolate bar.... #method
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 21/09/2026
what if they made simpsons porn legal
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Johnny Macc @johnnymacc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
joe many liberals
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 20/09/2026
seven to twelve instagram reels would like to know your location
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 20/09/2026
thanks guy
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 20/09/2026
chicken, leek & mushroom with a white wine and parsley sauce
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 20/09/2026
burial sade
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 19/09/2026
@mindofjson.bsky.social yo what do you think of my pot pie
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 19/09/2026
Beaufiful. He is Imploring Yellow Background Man to Keep Your (him) self Safe.... God Bless
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 19/09/2026
just cooking up some bullshitt
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 19/09/2026
im the white mind of json
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 13/09/2026
mark j . carney will be annoucning free loud tomorrow at 1pm
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balenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
dishes is just food laundry
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sage rosabell, homunculus @sageprimo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
could you imagine if instead of filling yuor cryo pod with liquid nitrogen they filled it with nitrous oxide and you got geeked as hell in there?
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 10/09/2026
he was a geeker boy she said "see you later boy"
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 10/09/2026
MY PLUG: ITS $300 A GRAM. BRAND NEW PACK. MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF THAT SHIT THAT KILLED DOLLY PARTON. JUST RESTOCKED THE GREEN XANS THAT MAKE YOU PRONE TO INCIDENTAL HOMOSEXUALITY. WANNA HANG OUT IN MY 92 ACURA AND JERK EACH OTHER OFF STRAIGHT STYLE? CHARLIE KIRK: SOULFUL CHINESE DRAKE: 你以前常在微信上给我打电话
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 10/09/2026
ELVIS WITH FRONTOTEMPORAL DEMENTIA: WELL A-WELL... A-WELL, WELL... Y'SEE NOW... LISTEN NOW... I'M TELLING YOU... AH. WELL... WELL NOW... MARGARET THATCHER: AHHH IT BURNS IT BURNS IT BURNS AAAAAAGH AH FUCK IT HURTS SO MUCH I'M BURNING MANATEE BESTOWED WITH THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN:
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third wheel @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
bro we are so locked in right now bro
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 07/09/2026
my neighbor can't appreciate the majesty of backyard uncooked shrimp mountain
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 06/09/2026
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 06/09/2026
Unethical Recovery Into Side-B Action
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 06/09/2026
my wife and I just love the unlimited glue & staples at Cracker Barrel
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 06/09/2026
oh, you have a corruption fetish? SELECT 'DROP TABLE [' + SCHEMA_NAME(schema_id) + '].[' + name + ']' FROM sys.tables
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Tahukan✨️ @tahukan.com · 01/09/2026
she wants me for my Redstone acumen
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 01/09/2026
not to be #unwoke but why is the CIA so intent on stealing my jewel hoard
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
$1 available now on the Nintendo eShop for $2
$1
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Johnny Macc @johnnymacc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
why did we all stop caring what pov means
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 27/08/2026
don't forget to say code BOSSUP to yourself for 10% off the next Guy Persson Wisdom Bomb
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 27/08/2026
his stylist was highkey tapped in
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 27/08/2026
if you're broke just use your powers
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 27/08/2026
This is the Future, Not fossil fuels....
the rap prodigy & patron saint of male toxicity Future absolutely dripped the fuck out in a rare Rainworld hoodie & white bandana
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 23/08/2026
bluesky dont sign me out challenge
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 22/08/2026
they should make a gta game about how it feels to be wasian
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 22/08/2026
us government employee decompressing a 6.2 Furry Giantess Vore petabyte zip bomb on the datacenter at Area 51
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 22/08/2026
And That, Ladies & Gentlemen, Is How To Own A Liberal. For More Epic Tip And Chill Weed Vibe Please Speak Code "GUYPERSON" into your nearest drainpipe
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Guy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 22/08/2026
how to get into pawghalla
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