Reposted by Johnny Maccbͭaͥᵍeͤlͬ Joy @bageltiger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Life don’t come with eggroll you gotta order it 0163
Johnny Macc @johnnymacc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026just caught up on deltarune tonight. now i can look at stuff spoiler frewhat the fuck is weird route 000
Johnny Macc @johnnymacc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Nothing better than #RidingThermals with a friend...🍃Except maybe #ScavengingRottingCorpses 😄 #Yep #ImABirdOfCarrion 🦅 000
Johnny Macc @johnnymacc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026dudes be giving their car she/her pronouns because they view women as property. i give my car she/her pronouns because she’s a 2018 trax (with ibs)💜 000
Johnny Macc @johnnymacc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i will not stand for arctic monkeys lounge music hate. it’s so camp. yall don’t know how to be silly 000
Johnny Macc @johnnymacc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026i’ve decided i’m going to drop my tour dates with ed sheeran 010
Johnny Macc @johnnymacc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026we are all popping our pussy to thrift shop this weekend 010
Johnny Macc @johnnymacc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026this chud cat needs to take those stickers off his ugly truck 001
Johnny Macc @johnnymacc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026ATTENTION don’t get a little bit drunk and listen to Infohazard by ninajirachi worst mistake of my LIFE 🙁🙁🙁 000
Johnny Macc @johnnymacc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026actually why tf is shit considered an explicit word 000
Johnny Macc @johnnymacc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026when someone asks me “how’s it goin” i have a habit of saying “good” and not asking them, but in the wisdom of age it’s been revealed to me that this is lowkirkenuinely a power move and i will not be changing this. 000
Johnny Macc @johnnymacc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026i am red for an amazing reason (brown recluse bite) 000
Johnny Macc @johnnymacc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026i couldn’t be a parent i can only say “paw patrol is tuff” to my nephew so many times 000
Johnny Macc @johnnymacc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026the album version of Star-crossed is gonna be the same just bass boosted because apparently i’m 16yo again. trust 000
Reposted by Johnny MaccGuy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 27/08/2026if you're broke just use your powers 111
Johnny Macc @johnnymacc.bsky.social · 14/08/2026this kid coughin loud asf at the doctors i’m gonna get Pneumonic Plague 010
Johnny Macc @johnnymacc.bsky.social · 14/08/2026SOOOOO proud of this mix/master. XLR8 XLR8 XLR8 XLR8 XLR8 XLR8 #altpop #vogue #cunt #ableton unitedmasters.com/m/accelerato...unitedmasters.comACCELERATOR by D'Arci | UnitedMastersListen to ACCELERATOR by D'Arci on UnitedMasters. Stream on Spotify, Apple Music, and more. 010
Johnny Macc @johnnymacc.bsky.social · 06/08/2026soundcloud.com/johnny_macc/... 👀 #remix #oklou #flip #flstudio #underscoressoundcloud.comHarvest sky (jmacc remix)this is just feel good pop music idk what else you thought this was 000
Johnny Macc @johnnymacc.bsky.social · 05/08/2026new neighbors just yelling for hours at a time while moving in 010
Johnny Macc @johnnymacc.bsky.social · 04/08/2026funny new way to watch movies. get as many movies as you can that share actors and watch them all back to back, then try not to think about it for a few months. voila now you have a soup of plots and familiar faces you cannot parse. 010
Johnny Macc @johnnymacc.bsky.social · 04/08/2026flashbacks in modern movies and shows are so annoying. especially movies. like this was 90 minutes ago i REMEMBER! 010
Johnny Macc @johnnymacc.bsky.social · 03/08/2026leaf blowing is pure noise pollution with absolutely zero benefit 000
Johnny Macc @johnnymacc.bsky.social · 02/08/2026top ten ways to feel better about yourself # 10: making fun of others' appearances... trust... this is a classic for a reason. you're going to want to start incorporating this one posthaste! 000
Johnny Macc @johnnymacc.bsky.social · 31/07/2026charli didn’t lmk about that party last night in east nashville im pissed girl 000
Johnny Macc @johnnymacc.bsky.social · 30/07/2026i walked past a worker at the grocery store with a little too much swag ig and told him to have a good day, bro said " Dx y-yes sir !" 😭 000
Johnny Macc @johnnymacc.bsky.social · 30/07/2026why tf is lana mewing on the cover of bron to die 000
Reposted by Johnny MaccGuy Persson @satelliteharassment.com · 28/07/2026gay lil wayne: he lick me like a lollipop 022
Johnny Macc @johnnymacc.bsky.social · 28/07/2026whoever decided that bath and body should be directly across the hall from auntie anne’s in the evansville mall is an olfactory terrorist 030
Johnny Macc @johnnymacc.bsky.social · 27/07/2026if i see you at cookout im sorry but we’re going to start kissing 000
Johnny Macc @johnnymacc.bsky.social · 26/07/2026michelangelo’s white twink muse be like Jesus Shaves 000
Johnny Macc @johnnymacc.bsky.social · 22/07/2026inb4 trump dies and someone makes a star wars edit of him as obi wan saying "if you strike me down i'll become more powerful than you can imagine" and someone will deadass watch it with tears in their eyes 😭 000
Johnny Macc @johnnymacc.bsky.social · 20/07/2026opening for Fever the Ghost and Eve Maret on friday !! link to RSVP+venue addy partiful.com/e/BaNAfZeBFq...partiful.comGATE 358 | PartifulOnce every 79 years, the denizens of Gate 358 are blessed with a singular spectacle, the migration of marine life from under the Ephesian Ice Shelf to the Caves of Targiniann. Please join us in… 000
