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@satan.wsocial.eu
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Enemy of the people | Writer; ranter; swearer. I repost creatives and stuff I find funny I'm also awesome. GWRH - 666 typos in a single tweet.

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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 21h
Wednesday
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 08/10/2026
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 08/10/2026
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 07/10/2026
Do you know what you should do? You should send that message, whats the worse that could happen! You might end up happy. You could also read a free spooky book.
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 07/10/2026
*woodchopper/similar
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 07/10/2026
Why don't you save time and chuck em in the bin* www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Man pleads guilty to sexually assaulting woman drugged by her husband
Sean Peers admits offence against woman who was drugged and attacked for more than two decades
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 07/10/2026
I have now received my 3 minute sober chip. It might be a 50p I'm drunk and can't see
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 07/10/2026
13 minutes smoke free!
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 07/10/2026
69 minutes sober from my sex addiction.
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James Martin Groves @gite-milvain.wsocial.eu · 07/10/2026
New neighbours arrived this morning immediately across the lane from us. They're a little shy and exploring their brand new paddock. Two more to come, we hear. Denise is over the moon, she loves horses
New arrivals today. They are shy for now and perhaps wary of the fence. Curious but shy, new horse arrivals The paddock has been cleared, fenced and tidied for weeks, awaiting these new horses to arrive
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 06/10/2026
Sooooo, I've been wondering, would you like a free ebook?
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 05/10/2026
Thanks to everyone doing sober October, good for you, it makes it easier to get to the bar
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 05/10/2026
Do you know what you should do? Read a spooky book.
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Martin Davies @martind1.wsocial.eu · 04/10/2026
The sad destruction of what used to be the United States .
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Sbolzo🇮🇹🇪🇺 @sbolzo.wsocial.eu · 03/10/2026
My first 7 followers will recieve 7 trillion dollars btw (or should I say, euros?)
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 04/10/2026
😈
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 04/10/2026
*walk
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 04/10/2026
Well, that was a jolly nice wank
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 04/10/2026
The Tories are so irrelevant I'd completely forgotten it was Tory comedy season
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 03/10/2026
I will never ever date anyone who could have been born when my human was "sexually active." He was a bit of a slut, still is, and it's just not worth the hassle, and the risks far outweigh the rewards. Imagine, I meet ya parents and one of them is like, "oh, I know that twat. That's the moron that tried to pull me back in XX year". It's not worth it. Not worth it at all.
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 03/10/2026
If you make a bomb, at home, don't be surprised if they throw the book at you when you're caught. This isn't rocket science. Literally.
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 03/10/2026
Praise for A Ghost’s Story by Lee Wilson
I enjoyed this so much! 😃 A fan of his writing, I knew I would.
Fast-paced, original and packed with creatures, fantasy and ghosts. I was constantly guessing where the story was going, never quite sure what was coming next — and I loved that.
With themes of good and evil, hope and futility woven throughout, this was another enjoyable and unpredictable read.
If you like something different that keeps you guessing, I’d definitely recommend this one! 👻📚
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 02/10/2026
It's spooky season. Read about the witch. Not a witch. The witch. satan-speaks.com/2022/11/23/t...
satan-speaks.com
The Satanic Curses – The Lilith Legend: Rising. – Dancing In darkness
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 02/10/2026
W is part of at proto. It federates with bluesky. Settings > Content and media > Only verified might help (no idea as I don't have it enabled)
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 02/10/2026
I'm not doing this morning stuff
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Sani aka Winterfeder @winterfeder.wsocial.eu · 01/10/2026
I do..... 🫣🫣🫣
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 01/10/2026
It's October. Read some spooky books.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Maggie Blue @maggieblue.wsocial.eu · 30/09/2026
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 30/09/2026
It's world read Satan's book day
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Nix @nix.wsocial.eu · 30/09/2026
A badger and a hedgehog had a fight in a Latvian stairwell. Police were called. youtu.be/8QOelyNn1-g
youtu.be
Policija Aizputē izšķir āpša un eža konfliktu kāpņu telpā
YouTube video by LTV Ziņu dienests
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 29/09/2026
Five go on a Fucking adventure ?
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belgie_bella @belgiebella.wsocial.eu · 29/09/2026
😋😋
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 29/09/2026
Smurf Village
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Anna Zeiter @anna.wsocial.eu · 29/09/2026
Where am I today (easy one!)?
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Jan Hildebrandt 🇨🇭 @jandt.wsocial.eu · 29/09/2026
OK, moving W Social and W Identity to a new mobile really should be simpler than it currently is (having to redo identification was a bit of a bummer), but credit where credit is due: support from @support.wsocial.eu was excellent and super fast. Thanks!
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 29/09/2026
Need sarcasm font 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😘
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 29/09/2026
My human and I would like to thank everyone for an absolutely banging month. We couldn't have done it without the support and friendship from so many of you. I don't know how we'd survive the purgatory of existence without you all.
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 28/09/2026
Maybe I can finally be myself and not human
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Bernhard Anreiter @bernhardanreiter.wsocial.eu · 27/09/2026
#mond #moon #foto #photo #photography #WSocialPics
Mond, Moon
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W Social @wsocial.eu · 25/09/2026
Social media doesn't have to be toxic. It can be better. Same broadcast, two platforms. Watch the difference ⬇️ On W: 36,000+ views, 23 minutes average viewing time, and 523 chat messages from 108 verified people. Constructive, curious, dialogue, very little noise.
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 26/09/2026
It wasn't even a dinghy with asylum seekers in it and recorded it for 'cred" Throw him in the middle of the channel without a life jacket etc for being stupid. If you want to do this shit, fine I suppose. Seems weird to me. Take the punishment given like a (wo)mam and stop crying. snowflake
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 26/09/2026
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 26/09/2026
Turns out shouting "it was a hack it doesn't count" isn't a good defence. Hopefully the same happens to Farage
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 25/09/2026
Ronaldo is going to be pissed when Harland starts pulling in triple figures in the conference north
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 25/09/2026
Things have got so bad they've brought out THE BATMAN www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Pow! Man in Batman costume chases down suspected Norwich handbag thief
Superhero, who was joined by others dressed as comic book characters, retrieved stolen bag after scaling wall
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John-Paul Keates @jpkeates.wsocial.eu · 24/09/2026
Spent all morning playing "Risk" with my wife. Or, as she prefers to call it, being asked my opinion on her possible clothing purchases.
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 24/09/2026
“Hardcore patriot takes butter knife to empty boat” Let's discuss virtue signalling
A French coastguard official was on board when Thomas appeared to slash at the vessel. Some 50 migrants who had travelled in the boat from Normandy had already been taken to Dover for processing.
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