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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 15/10/2026

not now BBC, not now!

Push notification from the BBC.

Man killed by tiger died from 'mut...
Ples, see the winning entries for Wildlife Photographer of the Year.

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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 13/10/2026

Stop making memes about me

Picture looks like a white corpse from an old, olde painting coming out of a coffin. Or, maybe it's ironing it, it's hard to know for sure. It's really white, maybe it's a onesie with a mask. Anyway, it's a thing coming out of a coffin.

Caption.

Me: okay I've complained enough about this is time to put it to rest.

Me, five minutes later: Actually you know what-
(Sic)

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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 12/10/2026

Horns! Pay attention

Sean instantly darted in front of Samantha. Was this the moment, he thought? Was this the prophecy? Samantha moved to one side and looked at the Devil, “I thought you’d be more, well, devilish, I suppose,” she said. The Devil stood and looked at her. He then pointed to his red hair and to his groin. “One. Same top and below. The mantle matches the fireplace. Second…” He pointed at the tufts of hair, “See horns! It’s obvious.”

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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 12/10/2026

There's a post doing the rounds about the Russian data centre. Leaving aside the fact I'd like it to be true, it's claiming Twitter has had a 50% traffic drop. Use your critical thinking

Think about this for more than 1 second and you'll realise how unlikely it is.

Aren't you lot supposed to have critical thinking? Does anyone really think 50% of twitter's global traffic comes from one data centre in Russia?

Critical thinking humans, critical thinking!

(Leaving that aside, it'd be great if it was true)

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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 12/10/2026

Some humans didn't like Frank

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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 02/10/2026

W is part of at proto. It federates with bluesky. Settings > Content and media > Only verified might help (no idea as I don't have it enabled)

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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 29/09/2026

My human and I would like to thank everyone for an absolutely banging month. We couldn't have done it without the support and friendship from so many of you. I don't know how we'd survive the purgatory of existence without you all.

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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 24/09/2026

“Hardcore patriot takes butter knife to empty boat” Let's discuss virtue signalling

A French coastguard official was on board when Thomas appeared to slash at the vessel. Some 50 migrants who had travelled in the boat from Normandy had already been taken to Dover for processing.

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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 22/09/2026

I do not know if this is satire

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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 15/09/2026

Hi, welcome to my timeline.

Sign in a woodland near what looks like a lake or estuary, it says"nudity required beyond this point"

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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026

SRC - www.instagram.com/p/DdQ6tj2IUD...

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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026

Shouldn't do this because I said I wouldn't until I got a new review, but fuck, new GNOMES!

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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 06/09/2026

The intro to my humans sex tape(s)

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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 05/09/2026

My new gnomes are brilliant!

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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 04/09/2026

I bet he thinks it's in Europe

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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 03/09/2026

New gnomes. Note: Possibly no new gnomes from here on out until I get a book review. See pinned, they're free.

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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 01/09/2026

New Enid Blyton is dark

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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 24/08/2026

I wrote a six set short story collection. It challenged the reader to work out what killer I made kill. This was the conclusion.

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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 20/08/2026

I quite enjoy writing Null. Today's words. As usual, very drafty. Expect typos #Writing I've already fixed two typos. Read through it twice, read the screenshot. Then read the alt text and finally saw them.

“One day you’ll have a choice. You and I at battle.”
Alice still thought this unlikely.
“I know you think it’s unlikely now, but soon you’ll be having fun.”
Alice thought that even less unlikely.
“We will fight and you will have a choice. The paradox keeps me alive; if it ends, I end.”
“Why would you be telling me this? Even if I thought I had a chance, why would you tell me?”
Null looked at Alice, with a smile, he held up a finger to his lips, not making a sound, just the single finger through the lips to tell her to shush. He walked over to Alice and took her hand, she allowed him to hold it in his. Alice would hate to admit it; she’d been alone so long his touch comforted her a little.
“Because, Alice,” he said. Null then squeezed her hand tightly; it started to hurt Alice was going to tell him to stop, but he moved his finger from his lips to hers. Alice understood, he could talk, she couldn’t. It was some kind of test she figured. “When they heal you in that room; it’s not really fully healed. It does enough to get you going again, but fall on let’s say, a hand, and it’ll shatter like the finest tea set.”
“And the battle?” Alice asked, she was aware Null have veered off course.
“Oh, yes. You’ll want to help me,” Null said and before Alice could react she was alone once again.

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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 18/08/2026

Words. WIP, very drafty. Slightly nsfw, probably riddled with typos and grammatical errors. #Writing

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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 07/08/2026

Mind Prison (very, very early draft -- expect typos. Things may be about to hit the fan) #Writing

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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 03/08/2026

Oh, so he was using CSAM to be a professional contrarian and drive his clicks/sales/readership. What about the time he wanted to fuck children. He seems a lovely guy

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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 03/08/2026

Are they wrong? He wrote a nonce apology piece ffs.

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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 03/08/2026

Be either of these two humans. They are fab.

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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 31/07/2026

Behold a Tory No, not the shit; the person Wait, what? Who was that?

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