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Chef👩🏻‍🍳Cunt👑💋🖕🏻

@sasstelligence.bsky.social
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Hottie🐎 Thick thigh nightmare💋 Lover of🫎⛈️🌪️🌘🥘☕️🎶&✍🏻 Nerdy & curvy👓🍑 ♓️♏️♐️♈️ 🤏🏻NSFW when I feel like it 🫦💦 In a toxic relationship with🌪️&⛈️ Not for the weak🙄 Whimsy & Rage💫🔪 Witchy shit😌✨ 🥱🖕🏻

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Chef👩🏻‍🍳Cunt👑💋🖕🏻 @sasstelligence.bsky.social · 7h
Dark time comp’ny
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Victoria Sterling | Poor Little Bookish Girl @vebesterling.bsky.social · 8h
💙📚 #writingcommunity
Things that make writers anxious.
Not writing.
Writing.
People reading their stories.
People not reading their stories.
Editing.
Not editing.
Not having any good ideas.
Having too many ideas and not being able to decide which to write.
Having one really good idea and worrying they're not good enough to write it.
Not having time to write.
Having time to write.
No reviews.
999 good reviews and that one fucker who thought the title was too long.
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Chef👩🏻‍🍳Cunt👑💋🖕🏻 @sasstelligence.bsky.social · 10h
I guess I just miss being mentally stimulated by another human being
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Chef👩🏻‍🍳Cunt👑💋🖕🏻 @sasstelligence.bsky.social · 10h
No one wants to just talk anymore. Everyone is constantly wanting something and focused on some sort of end game. I miss just having conversations because you like someone’s company, seeing where the conversation goes
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Written by Uju ✍🏽 @writtenbyuju.bsky.social · 11h
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darko k @darkokrznaric.bsky.social · 11h
good night BlueSky
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Lee Zimmerman @zim2918.bsky.social · 12h
Seated on a chair From @dibujemodelo.bsky.social drawing session
This work © 2026 by Lee Zimmerman is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International
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Chef👩🏻‍🍳Cunt👑💋🖕🏻 @sasstelligence.bsky.social · 15h
“Why you get to drive?” My music’s better than yours😌
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 17h
WHEN HS'S GONE...
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Chef👩🏻‍🍳Cunt👑💋🖕🏻 @sasstelligence.bsky.social · 17h
One thing I miss from back home . . . The smell of tobacco smokin’ out in the barns
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The Rock's Iconic 'Smell What I'm Cookin'?'
ALT: The Rock's Iconic 'Smell What I'm Cookin'?'
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Chef👩🏻‍🍳Cunt👑💋🖕🏻 @sasstelligence.bsky.social · 20h
Ooo. Buuuut I do have heavy cream and vinegar. I’ll just make some
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Elliot Reid (Sarah Chalke) Relieved in Scrubs
ALT: Elliot Reid (Sarah Chalke) Relieved in Scrubs
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Chef👩🏻‍🍳Cunt👑💋🖕🏻 @sasstelligence.bsky.social · 20h
Fuck!!! I ain’t got buttermilk. Fucking damnit
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Chef👩🏻‍🍳Cunt👑💋🖕🏻 @sasstelligence.bsky.social · 20h
Think I’m’a make my sweet ‘n’ spicy chili today with a pawn of cornbread 😋😋
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Chef👩🏻‍🍳Cunt👑💋🖕🏻 @sasstelligence.bsky.social · 20h
Fuckin’ Saturday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Safe sex & paychecks💦💵Have the day you deserve🤙🏻 Wakey & bakey
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Chef👩🏻‍🍳Cunt👑💋🖕🏻 @sasstelligence.bsky.social · 20h
I got a new record this week and I’ve been waiting all week for this morning so I can sip my coffee and just listen🥰🥰
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Chef👩🏻‍🍳Cunt👑💋🖕🏻 @sasstelligence.bsky.social · 21h
I LOVE my morning routine. I think the part I love most, though, is walking out in the morning to feed my critters and I whistle to let the birds know I’ve given them fresh food and water and they respond letting me know they heard me🥰
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Sylvia Plath Bot @sylvia-plath-bot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Into the blue. Tops define themselves as places
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Chef👩🏻‍🍳Cunt👑💋🖕🏻 @sasstelligence.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you ain’t payin’ bills, don’t ask me why I ain’t hit back
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Chef👩🏻‍🍳Cunt👑💋🖕🏻 @sasstelligence.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She like the way I choke her when we kiss 🫦
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Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Blanche: Now, I am wearing this dress. Dorothy! It deserves to be displayed on a devastatingly beautiful body. Dorothy: Who are you gonna send it to, Kim Basinger? Blanche: And what is that supposed to mean? Dorothy: Why don't you think about it while inhaling your next cheesecake? #GoldenGirls
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Toad did not answer. He had fallen asleep.
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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When you're out with a man and people keep coming up and complimenting you and he's proud of that instead of like jealous and weird about it 😁😁
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Chef👩🏻‍🍳Cunt👑💋🖕🏻 @sasstelligence.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you gon’ try to talk rap game, I’m’a need you to learn basic figurative language terminology. I swear, no child left behind STAY beatin’ y’all’s asses with a muhfuckin’ flip flop. Clicks and interactions all that matter though, right?! 🙄
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Chef👩🏻‍🍳Cunt👑💋🖕🏻 @sasstelligence.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Keep liking my posts and we’re gonna end up sitting beside a creek discussing which trees have the best personalities
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Chef👩🏻‍🍳Cunt👑💋🖕🏻 @sasstelligence.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Friday reminder: the person you’re meant to be with won’t play in your face, have you out here lookin’ stupid for loving them, make you feel inadequate, have you constantly second guessing yourself. Leave that boy alone. There’s a man that’ll do all you need & more without you opening your mouth
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Megan Thee
ALT: Megan Thee
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Climb To The Clouds @climbtotheclouds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good morning. Happy Friday. Small, large, each stone alters the direction of the current. Being present, steadfast, each aids in moving the waters toward the virtuous, feeding the force of our ocean. #Scape #ForestFriday #imageandverse #photography #hiking #forests #ECK #EastCoastKin #acadia
An image of a stream. Rocks in the stream bed. Trees on both sides. A tree crossing the stream 
Green leaves. Acadia.
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MoveOn @moveon.org · 02/10/2026
In case you haven’t noticed yet, it’s extremely hot outside and the wrong ICE is melting.
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Chef👩🏻‍🍳Cunt👑💋🖕🏻 @sasstelligence.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Smell the rain roll in on a cool west wind😌
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⚷ @birdheartedgirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
☽ moonsalt ☾ violet elle
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Chef👩🏻‍🍳Cunt👑💋🖕🏻 @sasstelligence.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When he hits you up sayin’ the girl he’s with now ain’t shit compared to you . . . Duh
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Duhh Well Duh - Woman's Head Shake
ALT: Duhh Well Duh - Woman's Head Shake
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Chef👩🏻‍🍳Cunt👑💋🖕🏻 @sasstelligence.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know that mari hittin’ when I feel my lady parts tingling and blossoming
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Chef👩🏻‍🍳Cunt👑💋🖕🏻 @sasstelligence.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yoooooo. These 15-20 hour days are for the fuckin’ birds 😮‍💨
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Chef👩🏻‍🍳Cunt👑💋🖕🏻 @sasstelligence.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When you know they’re hurting and want to reach out but you know better
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Cat Smacks Other Cat in Playful Swat
ALT: Cat Smacks Other Cat in Playful Swat
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Chef👩🏻‍🍳Cunt👑💋🖕🏻 @sasstelligence.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got him all in his feelin’s right now
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Cardi B's Radiant Smile
ALT: Cardi B's Radiant Smile
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Chef👩🏻‍🍳Cunt👑💋🖕🏻 @sasstelligence.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fun fact: if you hold lazy pieces of shit accountable rather than piling their responsibilities on the people who are dependable, turn over would decrease significantly
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Chef👩🏻‍🍳Cunt👑💋🖕🏻 @sasstelligence.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Top 4 notifications tied with orgasms -direct deposit - book has shipped -severe thunderstorm warning -canceled meeting
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Chef👩🏻‍🍳Cunt👑💋🖕🏻 @sasstelligence.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuckin’ Thursday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Safe sex & paychecks💦💵Have the day you deserve🤙🏻 MY FAVORITE MONTH IS HERE!!!! HAPPY OCTOBER!!! 😌😌🍂🍁🍂🍁
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A Murder Of Crows @thewellofsongs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah but in the cutest way.
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Chef👩🏻‍🍳Cunt👑💋🖕🏻 @sasstelligence.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s me. I’m bitches😌
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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Chef👩🏻‍🍳Cunt👑💋🖕🏻 @sasstelligence.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Love when a motherfucker’s feelin’ all froggy and decides they wanna jump with me and I have to pull out the notes and show them who the fuck provided them the leapfrog version in the first damn place
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Chef👩🏻‍🍳Cunt👑💋🖕🏻 @sasstelligence.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You wouldn’t like me; I’m boring, bby. I’d over communicate with you, and I have a corporate job that overstimulates me. So I stay home most nights with a book.
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Bring a Trailer @bringatrailer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
528 Hemi–Powered, SEMA-Exhibited 1968 Dodge Charger 4-Speed
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528 Hemi–Powered, SEMA-Exhibited 1968 Dodge Charger 4-Speed
Bid for the chance to own a 528 Hemi–Powered, SEMA-Exhibited 1968 Dodge Charger 4-Speed at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #266,763.
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Internet has made dumb people even dumber.
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m sorry I talked to your online boyfriend and/or girlfriend. Trust me when I say, I do not want them.
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Chef👩🏻‍🍳Cunt👑💋🖕🏻 @sasstelligence.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😌🎃💋
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Chef👩🏻‍🍳Cunt👑💋🖕🏻 @sasstelligence.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t know why these people on these platforms keep posting pictures of limes while saying/typing lemons No child left behind reeeeeeaalllllyy fucked y’all up
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HOTTIE DIVINE @hottiedivine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FLOW STATE #TINATUESDAY 🔥❤️‍🔥
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