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Like how could chick-fil-a do that to me, the last Targaryen on earth???!!! 😂😂

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In a blind rage because instead of the normal chicken sandwich I ordered chick fil a gave me that repulsive waffles as bread garbage 🤢🤢🤢

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Doing a google deep dive on a man and ending up watching his high school football highlights.... never fails

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It's so cute how all hot guys in their 20s have that emotional support chain they never take off now

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My phone made a movie of all the pizza pics I have. It added semi sad elevator music

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A guy telling me he's obsessed with my body and me responding omg me too! And then dapping him up 😇😇😇

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I won four out of five on fantasy. I was pretty excited because last week I got the steamrolled achievement multiple times

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

So many people are so fucking weird in a bad way now. I miss fun weird

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Every time someone brings up this case I ask them if they remember being 5 years old and when they say yes I ask them to imagine their mom strangling them with an exercise band. Absolutely disgusting that this became the worst media shit show and completely forgot the actual victims, those kids

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Andy Dalton coming in just to throw that pick was hilarious. Sorry

Update on this, he also got me a cookie 😇😇

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Me getting dizzy watching the first 5 minutes of Backrooms

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It took 5 seconds to finesse a man for a meatball sub

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I want to make one of those dreamy beautiful dead wife flashback sequence POVs with Joe Burrows ass as the beloved dead wife. However I simply do not possess the editing skills

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Hot guys are getting the Tyler Durden haircut again. Maybe we're on the right course after all

I'm just picturing Harbaugh telling Skattebo that J.J. McCarthy looks exactly like Jaxson Dart if you squint

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Rams losing was hilarious. I enjoyed it

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Getting like 500 new follows an hour on my baby e thot account tonight and wondering what dark corner of the internet my stuff was posted on even though that's quite literally part of the job

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I think Iow key tried to end it all by eating too much Indian takeout

Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

That Peter Griffin ass fan base team eating shit today though.... just beautiful, absolutely beautiful

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I refuse to let Zac Taylors bullshit give me frown lines

Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

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Scott Hanson of RedZone talking about a man who sexually assaulted 28 women and might lead his team to a meaningless week 3 win: "Even with all the things swirling around in Deshaun Watsons back story, he can be a hero in this game"

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

So two random men have shown me their music on spotify today and legitimately both of them were really good. What a nice surprise

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A guy working at Walmart who makes music rocked up and had me add him on spotify and tiktok. No bottle bank but I'm supporting a local musician 😅😅

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Silently crashing out at Walmart because they don't have any Bengals bottle banks that I didn't know I wanted until I saw them

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Absolutely no one has miscalculated more than a guy who thinks his beard is going to impress me

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Frank Reynolds Nope Always Sunny Nope

ALT: Frank Reynolds Nope Always Sunny Nope

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

No King of the Hill, no Boondocks. Always Sunny at 78. True Detective and The Americans absurdly low but Girls at 13???? It shouldn't even be on this list 🤮🤮🤮

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Late on this but Taylor Rooks looked so beautiful tonight. I love how she had a super monochromatic look with purple tones. Just so stunning

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I agree with Ja'Marr Chase. It's clearly the people's elbow. Absolutely nothing else. Just that 😁😁😁😁😁

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Like okay your team is good and all but is your quarterback delightfully eccentric with a god-tier fat 🍑 like mine? I don't think so youtube.com/shorts/tVNqj...

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Joe Burrow energetic as practice begins Wednesday

YouTube video by Jungle Roar Bengals Pod

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Refreshing my go to makeup routine and making sure I'm not taking dorky grandma millennial makeup advice was one of the best superficial things I've done in a long time

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Just saw the phrase "true crime influencer" 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Asking my loved ones to put me out of my misery by shooting me in the face if I'm ever adding milk and a bunch of flavor syrups to red bull

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Someone asked me what was wrong and I had to admit nothing really, I was just doing an automatic reflex deep sigh because I got the Zac Taylor press conference notification 🙃🙃🙃

Can't really see myself ever being excited to watch another Giants game without Dart. Last night during MNF I disassociated while watching Brian Cushing highlights and that Joe Burrow tire drill from college

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Job interview should ask if you post on threads and if you say yes they immediately escort your goofy ass out of the building

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Why on earth would you be arguing with someone who is insisting that it's fine to go to a job interview with wet hair or an iced coffee dripping condensation all over every surface? Just let that 26 year old toddler die in the streets, who gives a fuck?

Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

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(Cam Skattebo barges into the MRI tube) “what are they doing to you in here bro”

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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Jameis is a random outcome generator at QB

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