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Sassi Miko

@sassimiko.bsky.social
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I‘m like if a twink had bara titties. Non-binary, I guess. 🏳️‍🌈🌉 SF - 30s

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Sassi Miko @sassimiko.bsky.social · 11h
I can’t handle the world right now, so I downloaded a new romance novel to avoid doom scrolling
Cover for the book Star shipped by cat Sebastian. Features an illustration of two actors backstage about to kiss
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think this new shirt design is an important statement in these trying times, and may heal the world roryblank.bigcartel.com
A cute drawing of a tiger wearing a little hat and trousers and a shirt, fishing on a small island, with text saying "I don't actually have to do anything at all
I am perfectly contended living without purpose"
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WTFGOP a.k.a on Twitter @Doggintrump @wtfgop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cornell University’s TimTok page is brutal There are 40k comments on their page. And MAGA CULT SLAYER just posted this one 🤣
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Unwoman @unwoman.com · 30/09/2026
I’m appearing at this super cool vampire ball at SF’s Verdi Club, next Friday! It’s an eco-fashion show and benefit for the Amazon Rainforest. Use the code UNWOMAN for a 50% discount, and please share with everyone! Ticket Link: bit.ly/sfvampireball
Event flyer with grayscale photo of Theda Bara looking vampish
Verdi Club, San Francisco
Friday Oct 9, 7:30pm
Earth Gala’s Vampire Ball
100 Year Vampire Reunion
Esteemed friends of Unwoman: you are cordially invited to the Vampire Ballto enjoy the Fashion, Fantasy, Feasting & Fun!
Ticket Link: bit.ly/sfvampireball
Every ticket purchased using the code UNWOMAN receives a special 50% discount
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Sassi Miko @sassimiko.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If all doesn’t quite match then it matches
Micki wearing various close but not quite the same shade of purple and pink
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Sassi Miko @sassimiko.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I was feeling very cute at the beach today
Mirror selfie. Micki in cute white, red and blue swim briefs and a white tank
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
“…Muse can be easily prompted to compile dossiers on Facebook and Instagram accounts belonging to members of vulnerable groups – including undocumented immigrants, transgender teachers, poll workers, Iranian dissidents, and women who said they had ordered abortion pills in states with abortion bans”
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Dox for Me, O Muse
Muse AI can leverage Facebook data to build lists of people in vulnerable groups on request for ordinary users.
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Sassi Miko @sassimiko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another fair where I am clad in pink, arm and arm with some tough leather cuties
Micki wearing pink Lederhosen, pink Nikes, and a pink bulldog harness with their arms around two scantily clad leather men against a spring green wall
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What I think I mean by this is that when people start talking about sexual assault in the abstract you start to lose sight of the fact that rape actually happens to real human people
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tranna karenina @einegeniesserin.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
TNG: office DS9: dive bar VOY: found family ENT: BBQ at divorced entrepreneur's house DISCO: $8000/week summer camp PICARD: NGO that ivy league grads work at for a year or two before deciding they can actually do the most good in finance
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Sassi Miko @sassimiko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dear parents taking their children to Bluey in SF, there is a big rock star party in town, but it’s only for adults, but there’s beer or something . If your kiddos ask about all the weird outfits.
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Sassi Miko @sassimiko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Bart is full of normies headed to the Giants game. I feel like that one princess movie where she gets dropped in the real world
Micky on a train, wearing pink sunglasses, pink harness, pink neck chain, making a hmmm face
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Sassi Miko @sassimiko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hallo. I look like I’m headed to Kinky Candyland (aka Folsom st. fair)
Micki wearing pink lederhosen. With a link bull dog harness, and pink Nikes
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Sassi Miko @sassimiko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dressed up for some recruitment videos
Micki in their rugby kit
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes a drug trip is a profound experience where you realize that you’ve been carrying pain in your heart for years, that you can forgive yourself. Other times you come up with a concept called “gay money” (money that’s gay) and you text your friend “gay money” days later. Both are healing. ❤️‍🩹
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Sassi Miko @sassimiko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oakland, California!! Someone is missing their bunny plushie!!
Missing poster for a white and pink stuffed bunny. $100 reward. Call/text 216-477-5368
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Sassi Miko @sassimiko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tried on my Halloween costume, and my partner was so into it he had to take a work break 😈
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
No one is disposable, including the canary ❤️🦜✊
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Sassi Miko @sassimiko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Outfits from Monster Truck Weekend in Guernville
Micki wearing cargo pants and a cropped jersey saying „he/him/hole“ Micki wearing a white tank top 285) a hot pink jock strap, pink tool held, pink via harness and pink sunglasses Hot pink outfit with bum out Micki wearing white shorts, and a white mesh jersey with texts Sniffies Trade XXX
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Sassi Miko @sassimiko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Really brings me down to be in a sex positive space, and some stranger expecting me to justify not wanting to engage with them.
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Sassi Miko @sassimiko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All my IG ads are for Bavarian trachten shops. My family is from North Rhine-Westphalia, we don’t do Oktoberfest, buuut heck if that Tracht isn’t super cute.
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Sassi Miko @sassimiko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
New shirt!
Micki wearing a shirt that says Alpha Male featuring a kitten, rainbow and flowers
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Sassi Miko @sassimiko.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sharing this good hair day and how cute this @hauszuk.bsky.social jock is
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Vide 18+ @videnight.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
mpreg would've solved this
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Sassi Miko @sassimiko.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Headed to Marshall‘s and I just need it to be known the body has been looking extra grabbable lately
Micki wearing swim briefs with text „someone’s headed to Marshall beach“ Micki wearing board shorts and a muscle tank
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Sassi Miko @sassimiko.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What the actual fuck am I reading??
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Sassi Miko @sassimiko.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I was feeling very cute at the beach today
Mirror selfie. Micki in cute white, red and blue swim briefs and a white tank
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Sassi Miko @sassimiko.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I saw some many other trans guys walking around confidently at Marshall’s today. 🥰
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Sassi Miko @sassimiko.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am in my THIRTIES!! This is transphobic!!! (/s)
A cute photo of Micki in sunglasses was rejected by the scruff app for being underaged
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Sassi Miko @sassimiko.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That Silo finale left me with so many questions 🥲
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I know absolutely none of y’all are ready to be normal about the Le Creuset Vulcan spoon rest
Promotional image of the Le Creuset x Star Trek brand spoon rest shaped like the Vulcan hand symbol. It’s uhhh teal
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Sir GHOUL ☠️ @gull.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Homestar Runner: Todaybor Day is Labor Day!
ALT: Homestar Runner: Todaybor Day is Labor Day!
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jez 🫐 @noctilin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Sassi Miko @sassimiko.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Headed to Marshall‘s and I just need it to be known the body has been looking extra grabbable lately
Micki wearing swim briefs with text „someone’s headed to Marshall beach“ Micki wearing board shorts and a muscle tank
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Hazy/Dusk🌻🍉 @duskvortex.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
hey EU friends, there's a European Citizen's Initiative from stop killing the internet to demand no digital ID and age verification to use the internet. please sign this if you can and spread the word! this needs to go viral! citizens-initiative.europa.eu/initiatives/...
citizens-initiative.europa.eu
Initiative detail | European Citizens' Initiative
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Sassi Miko @sassimiko.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Guess which idiot forgot what PMS felt like?
Text conversation: I’m just feeling so sad and horny this week
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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Zach Northrop | Wishlist Worming from Home🪱 @zachnorthrop.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
ICYMI: Worming from Home, my game where you play a worm with a remote job in finance, is out on September 4th🪱🪱🪱 Know someone who’d love this? Tag ‘em below!
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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 04/09/2026
Reposting this cause it keeps happening
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Sassi Miko @sassimiko.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh nooo, I’ve made the day bed in my office too comfortable. My productivity is fucked.
Micki lying on a big pillow rest with two rugby themed plushies
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Sassi Miko @sassimiko.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
At some point I have started dressing like a frat boy from Candyland
Micki in a pastel hoodie, wearing shorts with pink details and aliens standing on a pastel frog yoga mat
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Sassi Miko @sassimiko.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Sassi Miko @sassimiko.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
How many poses did I strike in this 60 second (unaired) interview?
Four photos of Micki in their rugby kit talking to a blonde woman with a small mic.
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Sassi Miko @sassimiko.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I know this is an unpopular opinion in the San Francisco gay scene, but cologne is so fucking hot.
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Now more than ever, is the time make climate change your priority. When Just Stop Oil were throwing paint in galleries, these were the lives they were thinking of. People who caused the least damage are facing the worst consequences
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Sassi Miko @sassimiko.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I won a vibrator at himbo bingo
Micki happily showing off the vibrator in a photo. The caption has vibrator misspelled
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Sassi Miko @sassimiko.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Off to himbo bingo
Micki wearing fog rugby shorts and a magenta Brisbane polo with tousled hair
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Sassi Miko @sassimiko.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’ve been home for a hot minute, but my airplane fit was great
Micki with a big black sticker covered suitcase wearing a dark magenta adidas track suit with hot pink stripes. Holding a bright blue bear in an all blacks rugby kit
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