Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I think this one was generally Australian, but I also think it died some time in the 90’s. I was taught sandshoes, but by high school everyone said sneakers 010
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 27/09/2026And the majority of people who think that way are men believing they can beat a professional woman. Bringing up the outliers is pointless derailing 101
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 27/09/2026No, it’s pretty clearly a sexism thing, the percentage of women who answered that they could beat Serena in the same poll was 3% 130
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The problem with twirly dresses is that they inevitably become flippy dresses in the slightest bit of wind 040
Reposted by SassTrung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 10/09/2026Alright 1995 BBC Pride and Prejudice here we go. 421278129
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Verdict on pickle Coke: not terrible, but not as good as plain Coke or plain pickle juice 020
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The answer to why my mum threw a big 43rd birthday party for my father about 8 months before their marriage finally crumbled turned out to be “he’s been lying about his age since he was 14 and she refused to throw him a 40th until he was actually 40” 021
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Intro textiles AND the intro music. I can actually feel tension leaving my shoulders when it starts up 120
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Even without a point of comparison, it’s just a wonderful viewing experience. It’s a slower pace than a movie, being 6 50 minute episodes, but that suits the material 110
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Do recommend a rewatch, it’s a classic for a reason. Far and away the best adaptation 130
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I’ve just realised that “a few” years ago was about 7, since the Wars were pre-pandemic. When first lockdown hit we talked about reviving Darcy Wars and instead decided that what we really wanted was to just rewatch 1995 together (in our respective homes) 011
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Yessssssssss. My friends and I did a thing we called Darcy Wars a few years ago where we watched as many P&P adaptations as we could (including modern ones like Bridget Jones), and I can now say with reasonable authority that this is the best one 140
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The Window and Interior With Wardrobe Mirror, both by Grace Cossington-Smith. Definitely not the most expensive options, similar works of hers have sold for under $50k, but I love them (and I don’t have a spare $50k for the similar ones) 040
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 04/09/2026As someone who loves a good art museum, I often call visiting my favourite pair of paintings “contemplating art theft”. They’re conveniently near my office, so if I’m having a bad day I will go visit on my lunch break and stand there long enough to unnerve security a bit 2492
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 03/09/2026All true! My problem with this series continues to be that Tsundoku isn’t a real place so I can’t go there 010
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Easily my favourite book of 2026 so far. US friends, you should preorder. Aussie friends, it’s already out, so you should swing by the bookstore on the way home and cancel your plans for tomorrow in favour of A Study in Sparkling and a good bottle of wine 131
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Ah, see, the ways of the NYT list are a mystery to me as an Aussie. Almost everything comes out as paperback original here 120
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The NYT Best of Fantasy AND Best of Romance 2024 lists disagree with you, you are Somebody (yes I cheated and looked it up, but only because I thought LLE had hit the NYT list and wanted to check my facts. Regardless, definitely a Somebody) 170
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The KFC pickle meal looks disgusting judging from the real-life pictures (and I say this as a fan of pickles), but regrettably I do now have to put pickle brine into Coca-Cola at least once (I’m not voluntarily buying Pepsi if I’m making this nonsense myself) 120
Reposted by SassJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 31/08/2026Halsey vindicating all those who had ears to hear: the only problem all along with "Closer" was the Chainsmokers themselves 1352571
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Making the “I’m paying for the video” joke herself also stops other people from being able to make it. It’s the Dumb Blonde playbook all over again, and it’s still genius 110
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Oh my GOD I have the song on CD so I’m familiar but I don’t think I’ve seen the video before. Just cracked up at the joke at the end 110
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Pulled my zucchini slice out of the oven and immediately realised I forgot to line the pan 🙃🙃🙃 030
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Okay so I’m a fucking idiot for missing Priscilla. The rest get a “haven’t seen it” pass (just realised I’ve never seen a Marilyn Monroe film and I should fix that) 100
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Either I’m drawing a massive blank or I’ve never seen it, I’ve got nothing. Also got Die Hard, and feel very stupid for not getting the rest 100
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 29/08/2026…are the brothers turtles? I got Rocky Horror and Muppet Treasure Island 110
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 29/08/2026@sparesidekick.bsky.social update to this: saw a video of Dolly telling the story of the lady at the bank, and she was exaggerating for comedic effect but this is more or less the official origin story, I was right 010
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Right? It’s so good! There’s been so many stories about its origin that I can’t remember if this one is apocryphal, but I love the one where a lady at the bank had a crush on Carl Dean, and Dolly was able to channel the mere suggestion that another attractive lady liked her husband into THAT song 110
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 25/08/2026If you made it this far, tell me your favourite Dolly song (even if it’s one of the ones I’ve mentioned, I just want to know) Finally, I would be remiss to not mention the Dolly Parton quote I think about all the time: Find out who you are, and do it on purpose. 100
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This thread could feasibly go on forever, but I’ll close it out with 9 to 5, the most iconic song to ever come out of a film about killing your boss youtu.be/UbxUSsFXYo4?...youtu.beDolly Parton - 9 To 5 (Official Video)YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO 120
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Imagine forming a supergroup with two of the other most iconic voices of your generation, and your legacy is so great that it becomes barely a footnote youtu.be/tbZHguOCi3Q?...youtu.beDolly Parton, Emmylou Harris & Linda Ronstadt - WildflowersYouTube video by ronhagenees 100
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I’m linking the Kesha duet for Old Flames (Can’t Hold A Candle To You) because it’s the best version, fight me. It’s an odd fit on Rainbow, but it’s also perfect youtu.be/UK1ycpSBy58?...youtu.beOld Flames (Can't Hold A Candle To You)YouTube video by Kesha - Topic 100
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 25/08/2026When people talk about Dolly’s music, Jolene is always one of the first songs to be mentioned. But it really is that good. youtu.be/Ixrje2rXLMA?...youtu.beDolly Parton - Jolene (Official Audio)YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO 100
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Never forget Dolly’s response when asked if it bothered her that people thought of her as a Dumb Blonde: I know I’m not dumb, and I also know I’m not blonde youtu.be/_8xlt7P1cuo?...youtu.beDumb BlondeYouTube video by Dolly Parton - Topic 110
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I think we could all use a little Light of a Clear Blue Morning in our lives today youtu.be/RfinvuRolR0?...youtu.beLight of a Clear Blue MorningYouTube video by Dolly Parton - Topic 100
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 25/08/2026To that end, a little thread of my faves. For me personally, the peak is always going to be Here You Come Again. I swear there is an addictive substance in this chorus youtu.be/bflkeWVTNk0?...youtu.beDolly Parton - Here You Come Again (Official Audio)YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO 100
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I of course understand why everyone is choosing to talk about the Imagination Library, and the Moderna vaccine, and the disaster relief Dolly funded, any one of those things alone would be a marvellous legacy, but I do think it’s worth commemorating Dolly’s music, which made everything else possible 220
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The bowling alley is the home to the only analogue photo booth in Sydney. This was a Photo Booth-based outing 110
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I’ve done it the past two times! I think from here on in if invited to bowling I’m there for the snacks and the photo booth if they have one (solidly 90% of the reason our group of junk journal enthusiasts were there anyway 😂) 110
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Broke a nail bowling on Saturday night and my thumb still hurts two days later. This is why I shouldn’t do recreational sports 140
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 08/08/2026The talking sheep movie did indeed continue to inflict emotional damage, and I can’t even say I wasn’t warned, because I WAS 020
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Crying over the talking sheep movie for children. Which still has almost 40 minutes to inflict further emotional damage 130
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 04/08/2026…huh. Actually never considered that ship. (Kristy, definitely queer. Mary Anne, yeah, bi makes sense. It’s the romantic relationship between them that never occurred to me. This said, I would read it) 000
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 01/08/2026One of my Eras Tour bracelets is currently on display at the State Library of Victoria, which is completely mind-boggling. You truly never know where these things end up (I made the Superstar one, a friend sent me the photo not knowing) 010
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 01/08/2026It turns out that two Muppet-related posts within the first five of opening Instagram is all it takes for me to cue up the Muppet Movie soundtrack on Spotify 😂 000
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Abridged and “pain English” versions of classics have existed for decades. Booktok has done some dumb things but this particular dumb thing predates the internet 100