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Swiftie. Summer Society. Romance reader. Partial Hugo Award winner (contributor, AO3). she/her

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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think this one was generally Australian, but I also think it died some time in the 90’s. I was taught sandshoes, but by high school everyone said sneakers
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And the majority of people who think that way are men believing they can beat a professional woman. Bringing up the outliers is pointless derailing
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What point do you think you’re making here?
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No, it’s pretty clearly a sexism thing, the percentage of women who answered that they could beat Serena in the same poll was 3%
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The problem with twirly dresses is that they inevitably become flippy dresses in the slightest bit of wind
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 10/09/2026
Alright 1995 BBC Pride and Prejudice here we go.
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Verdict on pickle Coke: not terrible, but not as good as plain Coke or plain pickle juice
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The answer to why my mum threw a big 43rd birthday party for my father about 8 months before their marriage finally crumbled turned out to be “he’s been lying about his age since he was 14 and she refused to throw him a 40th until he was actually 40”
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Intro textiles AND the intro music. I can actually feel tension leaving my shoulders when it starts up
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Even without a point of comparison, it’s just a wonderful viewing experience. It’s a slower pace than a movie, being 6 50 minute episodes, but that suits the material
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Do recommend a rewatch, it’s a classic for a reason. Far and away the best adaptation
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’ve just realised that “a few” years ago was about 7, since the Wars were pre-pandemic. When first lockdown hit we talked about reviving Darcy Wars and instead decided that what we really wanted was to just rewatch 1995 together (in our respective homes)
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yessssssssss. My friends and I did a thing we called Darcy Wars a few years ago where we watched as many P&P adaptations as we could (including modern ones like Bridget Jones), and I can now say with reasonable authority that this is the best one
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Window and Interior With Wardrobe Mirror, both by Grace Cossington-Smith. Definitely not the most expensive options, similar works of hers have sold for under $50k, but I love them (and I don’t have a spare $50k for the similar ones)
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
As someone who loves a good art museum, I often call visiting my favourite pair of paintings “contemplating art theft”. They’re conveniently near my office, so if I’m having a bad day I will go visit on my lunch break and stand there long enough to unnerve security a bit
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
All true! My problem with this series continues to be that Tsundoku isn’t a real place so I can’t go there
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Easily my favourite book of 2026 so far. US friends, you should preorder. Aussie friends, it’s already out, so you should swing by the bookstore on the way home and cancel your plans for tomorrow in favour of A Study in Sparkling and a good bottle of wine
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ah, see, the ways of the NYT list are a mystery to me as an Aussie. Almost everything comes out as paperback original here
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The NYT Best of Fantasy AND Best of Romance 2024 lists disagree with you, you are Somebody (yes I cheated and looked it up, but only because I thought LLE had hit the NYT list and wanted to check my facts. Regardless, definitely a Somebody)
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The KFC pickle meal looks disgusting judging from the real-life pictures (and I say this as a fan of pickles), but regrettably I do now have to put pickle brine into Coca-Cola at least once (I’m not voluntarily buying Pepsi if I’m making this nonsense myself)
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 31/08/2026
Halsey vindicating all those who had ears to hear: the only problem all along with "Closer" was the Chainsmokers themselves
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Making the “I’m paying for the video” joke herself also stops other people from being able to make it. It’s the Dumb Blonde playbook all over again, and it’s still genius
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oh my GOD I have the song on CD so I’m familiar but I don’t think I’ve seen the video before. Just cracked up at the joke at the end
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Good choice!
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Pulled my zucchini slice out of the oven and immediately realised I forgot to line the pan 🙃🙃🙃
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Okay so I’m a fucking idiot for missing Priscilla. The rest get a “haven’t seen it” pass (just realised I’ve never seen a Marilyn Monroe film and I should fix that)
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Either I’m drawing a massive blank or I’ve never seen it, I’ve got nothing. Also got Die Hard, and feel very stupid for not getting the rest
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
…are the brothers turtles? I got Rocky Horror and Muppet Treasure Island
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@sparesidekick.bsky.social update to this: saw a video of Dolly telling the story of the lady at the bank, and she was exaggerating for comedic effect but this is more or less the official origin story, I was right
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Right? It’s so good! There’s been so many stories about its origin that I can’t remember if this one is apocryphal, but I love the one where a lady at the bank had a crush on Carl Dean, and Dolly was able to channel the mere suggestion that another attractive lady liked her husband into THAT song
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If you made it this far, tell me your favourite Dolly song (even if it’s one of the ones I’ve mentioned, I just want to know) Finally, I would be remiss to not mention the Dolly Parton quote I think about all the time: Find out who you are, and do it on purpose.
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This thread could feasibly go on forever, but I’ll close it out with 9 to 5, the most iconic song to ever come out of a film about killing your boss youtu.be/UbxUSsFXYo4?...
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Dolly Parton - 9 To 5 (Official Video)
YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine forming a supergroup with two of the other most iconic voices of your generation, and your legacy is so great that it becomes barely a footnote youtu.be/tbZHguOCi3Q?...
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Dolly Parton, Emmylou Harris & Linda Ronstadt - Wildflowers
YouTube video by ronhagenees
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m linking the Kesha duet for Old Flames (Can’t Hold A Candle To You) because it’s the best version, fight me. It’s an odd fit on Rainbow, but it’s also perfect youtu.be/UK1ycpSBy58?...
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Old Flames (Can't Hold A Candle To You)
YouTube video by Kesha - Topic
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
When people talk about Dolly’s music, Jolene is always one of the first songs to be mentioned. But it really is that good. youtu.be/Ixrje2rXLMA?...
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Dolly Parton - Jolene (Official Audio)
YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Never forget Dolly’s response when asked if it bothered her that people thought of her as a Dumb Blonde: I know I’m not dumb, and I also know I’m not blonde youtu.be/_8xlt7P1cuo?...
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Dumb Blonde
YouTube video by Dolly Parton - Topic
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I think we could all use a little Light of a Clear Blue Morning in our lives today youtu.be/RfinvuRolR0?...
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Light of a Clear Blue Morning
YouTube video by Dolly Parton - Topic
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
To that end, a little thread of my faves. For me personally, the peak is always going to be Here You Come Again. I swear there is an addictive substance in this chorus youtu.be/bflkeWVTNk0?...
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Dolly Parton - Here You Come Again (Official Audio)
YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I of course understand why everyone is choosing to talk about the Imagination Library, and the Moderna vaccine, and the disaster relief Dolly funded, any one of those things alone would be a marvellous legacy, but I do think it’s worth commemorating Dolly’s music, which made everything else possible
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The bowling alley is the home to the only analogue photo booth in Sydney. This was a Photo Booth-based outing
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I’ve done it the past two times! I think from here on in if invited to bowling I’m there for the snacks and the photo booth if they have one (solidly 90% of the reason our group of junk journal enthusiasts were there anyway 😂)
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Broke a nail bowling on Saturday night and my thumb still hurts two days later. This is why I shouldn’t do recreational sports
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The talking sheep movie did indeed continue to inflict emotional damage, and I can’t even say I wasn’t warned, because I WAS
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Crying over the talking sheep movie for children. Which still has almost 40 minutes to inflict further emotional damage
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
…huh. Actually never considered that ship. (Kristy, definitely queer. Mary Anne, yeah, bi makes sense. It’s the romantic relationship between them that never occurred to me. This said, I would read it)
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
One of my Eras Tour bracelets is currently on display at the State Library of Victoria, which is completely mind-boggling. You truly never know where these things end up (I made the Superstar one, a friend sent me the photo not knowing)
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It turns out that two Muppet-related posts within the first five of opening Instagram is all it takes for me to cue up the Muppet Movie soundtrack on Spotify 😂
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 16/06/2025
Please feel free to cite the Deep Magic to me!
I was there when it was written so I love talking about it :)
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
*plain English
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Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Abridged and “pain English” versions of classics have existed for decades. Booktok has done some dumb things but this particular dumb thing predates the internet
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