Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The problem with twirly dresses is that they inevitably become flippy dresses in the slightest bit of wind 040
Reposted by SassTrung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 10/09/2026Alright 1995 BBC Pride and Prejudice here we go. 421280129
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Easily my favourite book of 2026 so far. US friends, you should preorder. Aussie friends, it’s already out, so you should swing by the bookstore on the way home and cancel your plans for tomorrow in favour of A Study in Sparkling and a good bottle of wine 131
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The KFC pickle meal looks disgusting judging from the real-life pictures (and I say this as a fan of pickles), but regrettably I do now have to put pickle brine into Coca-Cola at least once (I’m not voluntarily buying Pepsi if I’m making this nonsense myself) 120
Reposted by SassJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 31/08/2026Halsey vindicating all those who had ears to hear: the only problem all along with "Closer" was the Chainsmokers themselves 1352571
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Pulled my zucchini slice out of the oven and immediately realised I forgot to line the pan 🙃🙃🙃 030
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I of course understand why everyone is choosing to talk about the Imagination Library, and the Moderna vaccine, and the disaster relief Dolly funded, any one of those things alone would be a marvellous legacy, but I do think it’s worth commemorating Dolly’s music, which made everything else possible 220
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Broke a nail bowling on Saturday night and my thumb still hurts two days later. This is why I shouldn’t do recreational sports 140
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Crying over the talking sheep movie for children. Which still has almost 40 minutes to inflict further emotional damage 130
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 01/08/2026One of my Eras Tour bracelets is currently on display at the State Library of Victoria, which is completely mind-boggling. You truly never know where these things end up (I made the Superstar one, a friend sent me the photo not knowing) 010
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 01/08/2026It turns out that two Muppet-related posts within the first five of opening Instagram is all it takes for me to cue up the Muppet Movie soundtrack on Spotify 😂 000
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I can see my breath INSIDE the bus I’m on, why is it so cold? 010
Reposted by SassStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 25/10/2024 3661226
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Bless the pharmacist near my office who says “make sure you take these with food” every time I buy ibuprofen like she doesn’t already know there’s a solid chance these tablets are getting swallowed dry 020
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Realised I’m out of milk about 30 seconds before the shops closed for the night 🙃🙃🙃 120
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Petition to ban calling something an “international tour” when you mean US and Europe 010
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Regards to the guy saying “this goes to Newcastle, right?” as he boarded the Blue Mountains train, I hope someone set you straight, unfortunately I could only either save you or get on the train myself, and I chose myself 220
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I understand that the luggage rack on the train is a free-for-all, but tell me why almost the entire thing is being taken up by one family of three who don’t even have a full-size suitcase 020
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Just saw an influencer in an ad refer to Chemist Warehouse as “Girl Bunnings” and like. A) Girl Bunnings is called BUNNINGS, and B) if Girl Bunnings is not Bunnings (flawed premise), surely it is Spotlight 150
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Trying to put together a Stevie Nicks costume, preferably out of stuff I might be able to re-wear, and absolutely every link that looks promising ends up being a dropshipper, Shein, or somebody dropshipping Shein at a 1000% markup 🙃 120
Reposted by SassStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 01/03/2026 127465
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Kacey Musgraves’s Ribbons And Bows is such an underrated Christmas bop 000
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 23/11/2025I always find it weird when a Music Guy discovers the rumour that You Oughta Know is about Dave Coulier, but somehow glosses past or entirely misses the bit where when they started dating he was in his 30’s and Alanis Morissette was a teenager 100
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Just tried out like 4 different seats on this Mariyung train, trying to figure out which I hate least. First impressions: I miss the V sets already 120
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Game of Wool episode 2. Tom Daley is wearing the Hope Macauley cardigan that had everyone in a chokehold in 2020 130
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Fuck it, live-skeeting Game of Wool episode 1. First post transcribed from texts with a friend 130
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 09/11/2025True junk journaler moment as I fished the flowers out of my mocktail and dried them off on a napkin to keep for later 😂 050
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 25/10/2025I truly hate that people have decided it’s acceptable to vape in the crowd at music festivals 020
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Whoever did the preshow playlist for Here You Come Again at the Theatre Royal did a brilliant job. The Giver into Son of a Preacher Man was particularly inspired/unhinged 020
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Overheard walking past a cafe: “Don’t walk away while I’m talking to you. It affects people when you do that. It affects Mummy.” Ma’am that child is maybe 8 at a stretch. I believe in talking to kids as people, but your vague explanation isn’t going to work on someone who is just learning to people 020
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 27/09/2025General PSA: the Nice & Natural salted caramel, cashew and choc deluxe protein bars are like a slightly healthier Snickers. 020
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Ugh, just noticed that the crispy broccoli snacks I’ve been enjoying have religious messaging printed on the packet, so I guess I’ll have to find a new snack 120
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Once again BEGGING American drama YouTubers to look up how Australians pronounce ACCC. A-triple-C, not A-C-C-*long pause*-C (Scam book box this time, not Nerida Hansen) 020
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 16/08/2025I’ve been trying to get back into real jeans after years in terrible-but-comfortable skinny denim jeggings, and ugh I forgot how stiff proper jeans are 030
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Going to need everyone to agree that if you’re getting on the train with luggage, you get on after people without. I see the logic of getting situated before the train moves, but when you stop just inside the door to put your luggage on the rack, you trap everyone else trying to get on behind you 020
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Just spilled tomato-based soup all over half my kitchen, so not to be dramatic but I expect to be cleaning that up every day until I die 130
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 02/08/2025I’m not saying it’s cold in my flat, I’m just saying lunch is soup, bread and not one but two kinds of tea 130
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Watching a Jim Henson documentary, and I don’t think I’ve ever really listened to Jim Henson out of character before. It is BIZARRE to hear the Kermit-y bits of his actual voice as he discusses serious things in archive footage 100
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 05/07/2025The logo for the new Superman movie bugs me. It’s an S. it was always supposed to be an S, and no amount of retconning will change that. Stop trying so hard to not be camp that you just become cringe 010
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 04/07/2025What level of “old” is it when music I loved in high school is being used in insurance ads? 000
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 11/06/2025There are a lot of great songs to farewell Brian Wilson, but I’m starting with Dirty Computer. There’s something magic about being so distinctive a vocalist that you can tell it’s him when he’s primarily contributing ethereal harmonies in the background open.spotify.com/track/7nJZ9L...open.spotify.comDirty Computer (feat. Brian Wilson)Janelle Monáe, Brian Wilson · Dirty Computer · Song · 2018 010
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Ugh. Train doors took a moment to unlock, and A Man decided to reach over and ‘help’ me, I assume because I’m too weak and silly to open a door. Annoyingly, the second he made contact with the handle, coincidentally the doors unlocked (they make an audible click) so he probably thinks he helped 020
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Note to self: check you have a fresh tube of E6000 BEFORE you start a bedazzling project on a tight deadline 030
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Was talking to my (very English) grandad yesterday and he had a tiny rant about the Americanisation of language because I used the word “gotten”. I love him so much, but I’m now wildly tempted to slip “y’all” in a sentence just to see what happens 140
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Office fire drill yesterday, my calves are officially suffering today after walking 20+ flights of stairs 010
Sass @sass13.bsky.social · 03/05/2025“I can’t see how the Coalition wins from here” Antony Green I could kiss you on the mouth 130