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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜

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​"I am simply not equipped to handle a crisis before my third cup of coffee, and by crisis, I mean someone making direct eye contact with me." 𝗉𝖺𝗋𝗈𝖽𝗒.ᐟ #вαвz 𝗦𝗟𝗗𝗡𝗜 | 𝗠𝗗𝗡𝗜.ᐟ²¹⁺ MUN AND MUSE ARE 35

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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Fine, but if someone trips over nothing while running for their life, I am legally allowed to mock them."
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Oh, wait — actually? Like, a real horror movie, or one of those terrible, low-budget indie things where everyone makes terrible life choices and dies in the first ten minutes?"
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
​"I never thought being an incubus entree would be on the list of things I've been in my life...and, for the record, I was willing. Which somehow feels worse?"
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Awake and ready to be a problem. Don't ask why he's awake so early. ✨ Embrace it. ✨
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
- B - I think I will at least work on replies here and be around for a bit.
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"I have legitimately never experienced a more violently public execution of my dignity, and frankly, I am not well."
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's taking time, but he is slowly making his rounds to meet everyone.
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#SOLO — Pivot Sterling sat nursing a lukewarm cup of black coffee, his glasses sliding slightly down his nose as he stared at Jashawn sitting opposite him. +
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#SOLO — Day Drinking Sterling had his jacket thrown over a barstool, his sleeves pushed up to his elbows, and a nearly empty glass of cider clutched in one hand like it was a life raft. +
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Even the cat has sass. ​He's not all that surprised, honestly, given the flair running through this entire household. ​Sterling might do some shopping today, if only to channel his nervous energy into buying extremely overpriced scented candles as a coping mechanism.
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The hotel bed is so comfy he doesn't want to get up, not to mention — and honestly, let's keep this between us, he doesn't need to worry about another breakdown if he stays hidden.
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In his defense, he is a human who thought everything that went bump in the night only existed in Hollywood — until recently. He's been having one meltdown after another, and by meltdown, he means staring blankly into a glass of bourbon while questioning every horror movie he ever paid to see. +
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
​It could be anything from a written prompt to a GIF starter — or maybe a mix of both.
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"T...there's a talking cat." Honestly, Sterling, you shouldn't be surprised by anything by now, yet here he was, staring with an expression that suggested his soul had left his body. ​"Are you kidding me right now? A talking cat? Absolutely not. I didn't sign up for a Disney movie experience!"
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Mammon @aselfishdesire.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"Ye cannot serve God and mammon." - Matthew 6:24 💰 Seven Deadly Sins 💰 Fallen from Grace 💰 First demon of greed 💰 Charming 💰 Devilish 💰 Strong-willed 💰 Mature Roleplay 💰 Not Caleb Landry Jones Greed does not only apply to riches. One can be wealthy in many ways.
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
​It could be anything from a written prompt to a GIF starter — or maybe a mix of both.
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
- B - 44?! JEEZUS. That was way too long...
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#SOLO — Fifteen Years Later The bell above the door of Sanctuary chimed. Sterling didn't notice it immediately. He was too busy staring at the liquid burning a hole in the bottom of his glass, his nervous system still hanging by that same thread he’d dragged into the bar ten minutes ago. +
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
​"Who doesn't hang around a bar on a weekday? I mean, people with thriving social calendars, maybe? People who don't spend their Wednesdays questioning every single life choice that led them to a dive bar in Soho."
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
​"I mean, there are a lot of Judes in the world that could own a bar." But in the same city? He had a point. Maybe it was the same Jude and he had just also dyed his hair as a teen as well. It would make sense from what Sterling knew. At the mention of Jude potentially being a badass, +
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
​"Oh, he's married?" Sterling was genuinely surprised and also confused, clasping his hands together while leaning forward as he spoke with raised brows, looking like he had just been told the earth was flat. "Maybe it's not the same person? The Jude I knew had black hair, lots of eyeliner, +
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
​"....Why does it sound like there is a squirrel under my bed?" ​At this point, if it turned out to be a rabid raccoon, a miniature hellhound, or an actual squirrel wearing a tiny top hat, he wouldn't even scream. He'd just add it to the tally of things making his eye twitch.
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sterling stands a little straighter, tilting his head with a look of profound confusion at the mention of the name. "Jude Crowley? 6'1, dark hair, should be in his early thirties, has a massive ass? Yeah — that's the one." Back in the day, Sterling had firmly worn the +
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Since he knows ghosts are in fact real now — maybe he should start paying a lot more attention to those weird shadows or unexplained noises in the corners.
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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David Rose: I Don't Want Any Of That
ALT: David Rose: I Don't Want Any Of That
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
​"It's usually louder than this?" Sterling thought over the offer, making a non-committal sound and a reluctant shrug. "Sure, why not? At this point, my digestive tract is already operating entirely on stress hormones, so a little sodium can't possibly make things worse. Go ahead, surprise me."
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In all honesty, the redhead's parents probably thought he was having a complete psychological break, which was exactly how Sterling felt approximately five minutes ago. Sure, he kept up with some things — he believed in reincarnation, obviously, because how else do you explain +
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Ivankushchenko Making Funny Faces
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Right..."
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
​"Yikes. Why are people yelling at their fathers? Is this a mandatory community event today, or did I accidentally walk onto the set of a very aggressive family drama? Because nobody warned me."
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"I've had my suspicions about ghosts being real," Sterling said, turning slightly timid as he rubbed his arm. "But I always tried to debunk the reasons behind what I saw." It was nothing compared to what the redhead had probably seen — a few odd sounds here, a passing dark shadow there... +
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
​"I need an entire bottle at this point." Sterling's head snapped up, pinning the redhead with a glare that was deeply offended yet dripping with sass. "Being able to see ghosts isn't like a seasonal flu. Even I know that basic fact. So, a medium, huh?" +
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In truth, Sterling desperately needed a heavy drink, followed by a three-hour soak in an elaborately overpriced bath, and at least a couple of Xanax after discovering that every single thing that went bump in the night was, in fact, terrifyingly real. +
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
​"Yeah...a bit," Sterling muttered, trailing off as he narrowed his eyes. He paused for a moment with a thoughtful tilt of his head, looking deeply suspicious. "Wait. Can you actually see them? Because if this is an elaborate group prank, +
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
​"..." ​Sterling only stared, his flabbers had officially been gasted. A single eye twitch betrayed the war zone currently tearing through his remaining brain cells.
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
​"Ghosts are real, too? Fabulous. So we're just collecting every single supernatural entity like trading cards now? I cannot survive this. I am legally, emotionally, and mentally dead."
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sterling offered a slow, sarcastic blink. ​"Clearly," he drawled, letting out a dry, humorless scoff. "Because my favorite hobby is standing around listening to a bunch of lunatics casually confirm every single horror movie cliché."
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
​"Aliens are real, and now people are going to sit here and tell me vampires, werewolves, and demons exist..." He dropped his hands, glaring at the ceiling. "Fabulous. I am officially canceling the rest of my week. Do not perceive me."
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Aliens are real?!"
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David Rose's 'What Just Happened?' Reaction
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wrapped up like a burrito with the blankets pulled all the way to his chin, he mindlessly doomscrolled through his phone, completely ignoring the reality that he needed to get up and actually face the workday. ...​just five more minutes.
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sterling’s gaze ping-ponged between her face and the projection for a few seconds, pushing both his eyes and his remaining sanity to their absolute limits. He finally stumbled back with a high-pitched shriek. ​...there it was. Proof positive that the universe was actively gaslighting him.
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
“ₛqᵤₑₐₖ!!!” —————————————— ɓʝö૨ɳ ɱเҡαεℓรσɳ 𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘢 𝘳𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘶𝘴! @thelostwitch.bsky.social is my mama! 🐭 Penned by #entropy
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Fɾҽყα Mιƙαҽʅʂσɳ • ᚠᚱᛖᛁᚨ ᛗᛁᚲᛇᛚᛊᛟᚾ @thelostwitch.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
“ɪ'ʟʟ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ꜱᴇɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀʟʟ ʀᴜɴɴɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟ.” ———————————————— #TVDRP #TORP #MVRP #FantasyRP #WitchRP written by #entropy
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
​"I would expect these kinds of shared delusions much closer to Halloween, but apparently, we're just leaning into a full psychological breakdown early this year."
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𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 @sass-ology.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
To Sterling, the watch was just another piece of her ongoing delusion — hardly actual proof. He gave a deeply unimpressed blink, holding up a hand. ​"Right. Okay, ET. Phone home whenever you're done dragging me into this sci-fi fever dream, because my social battery died about ten minutes ago."
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