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Björn the Vampire Mouse

@bjornthemouse.bsky.social
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RP/Parody Account • lewd dni this is a mouse • ai/minors dni

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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 1h
#entropy To the irl NSFW accounts trying to follow a MOUSE Hello this is a MOUSE
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Voyager @purppetrator.bsky.social · 14h
ㅤ ㅤㅤ𝘎𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘶𝘱, 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵 ㅤㅤㅤ𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴. ㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝘉𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘴, 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦. ㅤ
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 16h
But… it getting out of control is the best part! 🥺🥺🥺
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
…but he has so much nonsense and no one to bother… 😔
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy squeaks!! He wants to see!! …but what’s the water for?
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well… yes… But he wants to light something on fire! Not cheese… he wouldn’t wast a good cheese. But something!
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wants to cause a ruckus… 🥺
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
…squeak?
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Stephen Knighton (Roleplay) @ghostofthefamily.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Stephen Knighton (he/him) Works at "Cozy Reads" Book shop Bartending at The PitStop Running an art class on Saturdays at Minnie's Art Café Bisexual (male lean) #SS Friendly Writer Seeking Banter/SLs #(n)sfw #TW/#CW may apply #bskyrp #MDNI #OC #Fandomless #SemiPrePlanned "Legos are evil."
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Froy Gutierrez Looks Shocked
ALT: Froy Gutierrez Looks Shocked
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He’s pretty sure that’s a good thing, right?
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She even thinks he’s ’kind of okay sometimes…’!
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy squeaks!! Thank you Ciro!
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He already knows Mama doesn’t hate Lestat because he can read Mama’s mind now sometimes!
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He just… jumps into the box as soon as it’s open. No plate necessary.
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He is stealing all of his family’s credit cards for internet shopping purposes…
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ITS BEAUTIFUL 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What else can he get on the internet?
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BLOOD CHEEEEEEEEEESE!!! It’s his favorite cheese! 😋😋😋
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He would pull a Daniel and Venmo request Mama and Papa and his uncles and aunt… BUT HE IS AN EXPERT THIEF! So he will simply steal the magic money squares…
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
…but he doesn’t have any money… 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
HE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO USE THE INTERNET
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The INTERNET HAS BLOOD CHEESE???
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
… even blood cheese?
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BAT CAT!!!
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shady has wings??? He wants to see!
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Has been really good and hasn’t even lit anything on fire in like… at least a few hours!
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Has been really good and hasn’t even lit anything on fire in like… at least a few hours!
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sqqqqquuuuueeeeeeeeeaaaaaaak
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️️ ️️ 𝕯ᴬ̲ᴴ̲ᴸ̲ᴵ̲ᴬ̲ ᴷᴵᴺᴳ @sweethymn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🎶SqUeEeeEAk!🎶 He has a song in his little mouse heart
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Megatron @evilnolonger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
《《 Megatron 》》 《 Former Leader of the Decepticons || Exiled || Redeemed 》 #MVRP #TransformersRP
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ZOOOOOOO— OOF! He hit a chair.
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He rolls onto his little feet and scrambles into his makers hand. But did he see him? He was really really flying for a minute!!!
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HAPPY SQUE— *falls* But he did it!
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HE HAS BEEN PRACTICING ALL NIGHT!!! LOOKLOOKLOOK!!!!!!!
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
SQUEAK
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Squeak!
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What’s a cinnamon challenge?
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dumb how? It can count SUPER high!
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🤯 Wow! Google is smart…
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Really? Even how do count past 42?
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If the google doesn’t work he will need to hunt down a bat…
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yippee!!! Google’s gonna help him fly!
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But… Bat wings!!!
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy hops! Does Uwu Man have his iPad?
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mama, can you make Björn bat wings too? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can he text people requests for blueberries?
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